DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fapcop]

Just watch Phil’s rant about how he’ll sue detractors and take their houses and be filthy rich.

Praying for a detractor to sue him rn, even if it’s just a weird little pro se suit for slander or whatever.

Phil would seethe and cope so hard, bringing up the lawsuit at every business meeting of the dent board.

He’d also sweat bacon sweat, since he’d have to either hire a lawyer or leave the house. Both frightening prospects to a cash poor pigroach.

 

[Telemeter]

Just watch Phil’s rant about how he’ll sue detractors and take their houses and be filthy rich.

Praying for a detractor to sue him rn, even if it’s just a weird little pro se suit for slander or whatever.

Phil would seethe and cope so hard, bringing up the lawsuit at every business meeting of the dent board.

He’d also sweat bacon sweat, since he’d have to either hire a lawyer or leave the house. Both frightening prospects to a cash poor pigroach.

In theory the detractors he's bad mouthed could sue him for defamation, cause pretty much everything Phil says its a lie, though it would really not amount to anything other than wasting time and money.

The salt though...

 

[Pargon]

He’d also sweat bacon sweat, since he’d have to either hire a lawyer or leave the house. Both frightening prospects to a cash poor pigroach.

Even if he got a lawyer to rep him fully in court so he wouldn't have to make an appearance (and idk if that's even allowed without some kind of medical exemption, in which case lol Phil going to a doctor), we'd all still win because then he'd be the little pig in the brick house too afraid to come out to face the Big Bad Wolf. Phil loses even if he wins any kind of lawsuit of that nature because

a) he's imagining H3H3 levels of payout when he is nowhere near H3H3 levels of views, possible revenue or notoriety (thanks to social media for giving every user easy stats on how numerated their popularity is, the Zuck gave us the social score years before China had the idea),

b) the detractor community are regular fucking people who aren't making millions of views making fun of him, so what does he expect to recoup, and

c) he's a fat retard, fuck you I didn't have a C

So Phil takes a bunch of people like Tevin who was a fucking custodial engineer at a school of some kind at one point iirc and he gets a grand total of $175 extra a month for however long, wahoo, in the meantime another group of pseudonymous idiots crop up posting all of the court docs, etc.

You can't shout, shame, or sue trolls into silence. Stop taking the bait., it's been the only real solution since ARPAnet

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Meet Yelles, a Netherlands style dent giving Phil money to let him know that he can handle eating hot stuff unlike the pig.

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs1JgMTeVwjdc-XADuyNhCQ
Real name: Wesley van Wingerde
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wesley.wingerde

 

[shekelshoah666]

Based we now have "snack burger" used as a term by DSP when talking about Wendys Jr bacon cheeseburger.

Takis chicken sandwich didn't have the cream corn or enough sauce so it was dry and he threw it away after eating 80% of it.

 

[Pargon]

Based we now have "snack burger" used as a term by DSP when talking about Wendys Jr bacon cheeseburger.

Takis chicken sandwich didn't have the cream corn or enough sauce so it was dry and he threw it away after eating 80% of it.

Money well-spent, as ever.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Based we now have "snack burger" used as a term by DSP when talking about Wendys Jr bacon cheeseburger.

Takis chicken sandwich didn't have the cream corn or enough sauce so it was dry and he threw it away after eating 80% of it.

"Snack Burger" as a term really left me 404'ing. Like bro theres nothing "snack" about a burger that will make you fat. When i think of snacks i think of light foods like chips, pieces of fruit etc, small things that can be enjoyed in between meals. Really telling how this fat fuck sees food, a fucking burger as a snack. Im scared to think what he considers a full meal. The meal proportions have to be pretty fucking big, which explains why fat khet is fat and hes slowly getting fatter.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I would love for Phil to sue me for calling him a faggot. Anyone who listens to him talk for 5 minutes would figure he’s a fat polish faggot. And he is!

Phil is a FAT polish faggot.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I would love for Phil to sue me for calling him a faggot. Anyone who listens to him talk for 5 minutes would figure he’s a fat polish faggot. And he is!

Phil is a FAT polish faggot.

Not even a full polish, he’s like 1/25 polish and 1/100 Italian. He’s a giant AmeriMutt

 

[Iron Father]

He pronounces the word “want” like such an absolute faggot

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Meet Yelles, a Netherlands style dent giving Phil money to let him know that he can handle eating hot stuff unlike the pig.
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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs1JgMTeVwjdc-XADuyNhCQ
Real name: Wesley van Wingerde
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wesley.wingerde

How does this happen? Normal-looking, even handsome, seemingly healthy young man with no visible dents gives money to a lazy scammer with the worst hair on YouTube! Wesley would be better off buying an OnlyFans sub or two. Sad!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Incredibly fake ending where he was “taking out the trash” and came back to 8 subs to hit the goal.
He’s such an awful liar.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

lolsuit and second bankruptcy are the dream arcs. both will almost certainly happen and be hilarious, but the writers are probably saving them for a later season.

 

[Iron Father]

"Snack Burger" as a term really left me 404'ing. Like bro theres nothing "snack" about a burger that will make you fat. When i think of snacks i think of light foods like chips, pieces of fruit etc, small things that can be enjoyed in between meals. Really telling how this fat fuck sees food, a fucking burger as a snack. Im scared to think what he considers a full meal. The meal proportions have to be pretty fucking big, which explains why fat khet is fat and hes slowly getting fatter.

First it was "snack pizza" and now "snack burger" that's pure fatfack talk right there.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Well the Jr. Bacons are kinda small, but a "snack burger" I would think is more like a slider from White Castles if you're just gonna eat one. When I used to eat more fast food and Wendy's had the dollar menu I'd get one or 2 Jr. Bacons (or double stacks) with a 5 piece nugget and fries and that'd be lunch for under $5. Maybe I'd save a burger to eat later but I never really considered it a "snack". I was also fatter in those days (nowhere close to Khet size, but a little fatter than Phil) so take that for what it's worth.

 

[thirstymcgee]

First it was "snack pizza" and now "snack burger" that's pure fatfack talk right there.

....and fat kat didn't order anything.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

....and fat kat didn't order anything.

um, excuse me, phil calls her "snack" kat

 

[Mysterious Figure]

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"and you'll like it"
What a wannabe control freak.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Meet Yelles, a Netherlands style dent giving Phil money to let him know that he can handle eating hot stuff unlike the pig.
View attachment 7552451
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs1JgMTeVwjdc-XADuyNhCQ
Real name: Wesley van Wingerde
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wesley.wingerde

again I ask like in the fan thread are we sure this isn't a FTM troon? The middle and left photos are really giving off the elliot page look, you don't get to be babysmooth like that unless you're on the troonshine.

 

[Iron Hamster]