Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Her tweet about spit roasting does imply that Sam(m) is not interested in an Eiffel Tower with Jack.

Also, we all know that if Sam had gotten Becky a card, she'd have dismissed it as cheap, like she did last time he got her a card. Gee, maybe if you're ungrateful about what your minimum-wage earning "partner" gets you, he won't get you jack shit next time. He knows full well you're not about to ditch him when you're in the throes of abandonment from Daniel, Becky. He can do whatever the fuck he wants and you'll take it, because the alternative is having to make a life with just Jack and Hannah.

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Becky knowingly brought a barely employed manchild into the fold (and her folds, LOL) and now she's upset that he's too lazy to do the bare minimum? She's BIG MAD that Daniel isn't around to shower her with weed, toys, and Disney trips at the snap of fingers anymore.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, YOU SELFISH CUNT. :story:

Also, we all know that if Sam had gotten Becky a card, she'd have dismissed it as cheap, like she did last time he got her a card. Gee, maybe if you're ungrateful about what your minimum-wage earning "partner" gets you, he won't get you jack shit next time. He knows full well you're not about to ditch him when you're in the throes of abandonment from Daniel, Becky. He can do whatever the fuck he wants and you'll take it, because the alternative is having to make a life with just Jack and Hannah.
Good point. Becky previously took a dump on at Sam's attempt to be nice to her, so why should she be shocked that he didn't make an attempt this time? She's already memory holed this, of course, so she can have yet ANOTHER THING to bitch about like she's the Most Oppressed Person Ever.
 
Becky knowingly brought an unemployed manchild into the fold (and her folds, LOL) and now she's upset that he's too lazy to do the bare minimum? She's BIG MAD that Daniel isn't around to shower her with weed, toys, and Disney trips at the snap of fingers anymore.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, YOU SELFISH CUNT. :story:
Jackson better shave and spit-shine that dome of his, Becky's taking him nose-deep tonight and she's not taking no for an answer.
 
Jackson better shave and spit-shine that dome of his, Becky's taking him nose-deep tonight and she's not taking no for an answer.
I'd rather be spit-roasted by the Gooning Cuck and Fat Kraut than put my face near her sea hag trench, assaulting my eyes and nostrils with sights and smells that would turn even the hardiest man into a drooling invalid.
 
I'd rather be spit-roasted by the Gooning Cuck and Fat Kraut than put my face near her sea hag trench, assaulting my eyes and nostrils with sights and smells that would turn even the hardiest man into a drooling invalid.
"Yarr, 'tis not a man, nor a lass! 'Tis a remorseless cockeating machine!"
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"I heard they pulled her out of R'lyeh!"
 
Since I don't know all the lore, does Becky have "siblings" via Mami and Papi? I get they're Cuban escapees/refugees/whatever, and they were obviously talented enough to build a life that could give Rebecca a Master's Degree and Disney wedding. But Becky is adopted, is/are/were there other children, biological or otherwise, that Becky may need to bloodsport her way through? Cause I can't imagine her being any worse than she already is, and death/inheritance makes the fangs come out.

Becky being an only child is probably the only thing keeping her parents talking to her. If they had another kid to love, they'd probably have no problem cutting off the Cuck Mansion crew.
 
Becky being an only child is probably the only thing keeping her parents talking to her. If they had another kid to love, they'd probably have no problem cutting off the Cuck Mansion crew.
tfw mami and papi adopt another kid just to leave their estate to them instead. imagine slapping some sense into the one you chose to carry on your family from beyond the grave just because they talked that much shit before you died

st. peter gives you the keys to his timeshare bungalow for two weeks if you check out and own someone that hard when you do it

"things didn't turn out so well the first time, so before we ran out of time we wanted to try again"
 
Becky being an only child is probably the only thing keeping her parents talking to her. If they had another kid to love, they'd probably have no problem cutting off the Cuck Mansion crew.

I think it's more than that. She isn't just their only child. She is their only child after years of infertility and struggling to adopt. Becca is more of a rainbow baby than Hannah. This is speculation on my part, but I imagine she was the final piece of their American Dream. It is storybook in a way. A nice Cuban couple gets to live happily ever after with their baby in Mami. It wouldn't surprise me if Becky heard some variation of this as a kid, minus the adoption detail.

This is why I get so MATI at the way she treats them. I'm sure Mami and Papi weren't perfect parents. But they obviously love and treasure her. If you can't show love and understanding to two old boomers that would do anything for you, who can you show it towards?
 
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Check out Deuteronomy 24:1, Becky.

Look, adoption is rarely perfect for so very many reasons, but I have to say that older people adopting kids after years of infertility is fraught as fuck from what I've ever seen. Maybe it isn't always the case, but the situations like Becky's that I've seen aren't great for the kid(s).

Older, infertile adoptive parents, even just a decade or so older than their parenting peers, are less active/adventurous, more overprotective, and prone to projecting a SHIT TON of their own expectations and stuff that was built up from those years of infertility onto the kid(s).

Usually these people aren't adopting the "top shelf weed" version of a human, either, like we've talked about many times with Becky. But my point is that I'm sure Mami and Papi were probably tough to have as parents for a lot of reasons, but then again, their kid is Becky so afaic they're eligible for living sainthood.
 
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"My shitbag ex, who hasn't paid a single CENT in child support, is refusing to renew mine and my daughter's synagogue membership. I don't want to say he raped me, but I'm 1-2 narc injuries away from deciding I retroactively didn't ever consent to sleeping with him"

Damn. Becky really thought Daniel was gonna keep supporting her lifestyle financially, including paying the mortgage, the household bills, and her personal expenses, AND ALSO give her a monthly child support payment. She is Queen of the Cluster Bs
 
But my point is that I'm sure Mami and Papi were probably tough to have as parents for a lot of reasons, but then again, their kid is Becky so afaic they're eligible for living sainthood.
Also that’s…just being a kid and life in general. Being raised by older parents presents a certain set of challenges just like being raised by people other than your biological parents, or being raised by Cuban refugees/immigrants. And Becky just like everyone else has primarily only her lived experience to build her foundation of thought on the matter. Which in and of itself wouldn’t be a stumbling block for every person but Becky is myopically selfish so her experiences becomes the experience for others of similar demographics in her own head. Alternative outcomes are subsumed so that her feelings and thoughts on anything are correct and objective and justified without need for further reflection. Which of course is how we all know that in very few ways if at all she is not oppressed. If a person is claiming in the face of any amount of dissent or evidence to the contrary that society itself is trying to eliminate them and they are met with nothing but some sympathetic words and otherwise silence, then there is no gun present. No rights are being violated.

It’s very sad that she chooses to live such an unfulfilled and adversarial life.
 
It’s very sad that she chooses to live such an unfulfilled and adversarial life.

Becky's endlessly fascinating in this sense. Can she choose, or is her brain so broken the self awareness or discipline or whatever character trait is necessary to realize this and make meaningful change is fundamentally not there?
 
With her "difficult husbands" line...I mean, Daniel's the ex now, and not even really a husband. Is Jack somehow ALSO in the dog house?
That's how I read it.

I suspect that now that Jack works an actual job, even if it's from home, he may not have the time he used to have to devote to Becky and her crisis de jour. He may even be (gasp) playing nice with Daniel and expecting Becky to be an adult in her interactions.

In total rainbows territory, maybe having to work his balls off to provide for an extremely reluctant and half-assed Stay Home Mom and her cadre of fuck partners has started to wear on Jack just like it did Daniel.
 
In total rainbows territory, maybe having to work his balls off to provide for an extremely reluctant and half-assed Stay Home Mom and her cadre of fuck partners has started to wear on Jack just like it did Daniel.
Imagine being cuckson and trying to phoenix yourself out of emasculation when Daniel finally asks why the fuck two adults are needed to neglect one baby. You finally find a job after your hiatus and instead of being supportive your whore wife starts fretting constantly about how it’s not enough, you’re barely scraping by, Daniel has ruined any chance the baby has of a stable life, why don’t you talk to him about child support he’s ignoring me, why are you being nice to him he’s abandoned me to starve and die, etc etc. you haven’t received your first paycheck yet and she’s already made clear that you are not a provider and your efforts don’t even matter. You still have to work the job that’s never enough and hear the same bitching. You get your first check and she informs you that Sam needs glasses and you need to send that money immediately. She asks again if you’ll talk to Daniel about child support because the baby needs diapers, you’re self aware enough to know how embarrassing that is given your lack of contribution lately. You change the baby Becky’s been ignoring and sneak off by yourself to the goon cave to log onto fetlife. Work comes early again tomorrow. What a life lol.
 
Becky's theme song is "Everything She Wants" by Wham. Her "love" is 100% coin-operated and conditional, and having a baby was just a way to increase the manipulation possibilities for extracting more resources from more men.

She's literally the kind of woman mothers warn their sons about. Such a textbook, classic example of what to avoid. This thread should be required reading for the "I can save her" school of mopey teenage boy.
 
Having caught up on the thread, a few things of note:
Her attempts to DARVO Daniel about baby trapping are already ridiculous, but she never said she didn't want a baby. She just said he used the fact she wanted a baby to baby-trap her, which is a level of insanity high even for Becky, but still within her previously displayed range.

Even better is that she was baby-trapped with IVF, a process she mainly went through according to her because she was so asexual she couldn't even try the natural method. Once more proving that if it doesn't come with a price tag, Becky doesn't care.

I think it's important to remember she 'gets someone to monitor her stalkers'/reads her own thread. I think it's only every few days, but the cause-and-effects are more noticeable when you're catching up in bulk.

For allegedly working with a couple of troons on Ending Harassment, and living with one, let alone having died down to claiming occasional dysphoria for asspats, she really never talks about them. The live-in troon really never seems to leave his room from the sounds of it, a whole human leech who is a non-entity in the house. The reality there intrigues me, because if there's one thing that household does that's sensible, it seems to be never leaving the baby alone with the elifist who despises children. The current one source of free childcare for Becky now that all three cucks are employed, and she doesn't appear to take it.

I think Mami and Papi's biggest crimes as parents is they likely spoiled her a great deal, understandably but still sadly. For a basic bitch like Becky, that was exactly the wrong parenting she needed to not turn out like this. At least her Electra complex is fading, though she's kept her incest fetish strong in other ways.

I also wonder about her vent account/diary/whatever. She seems to use reddit to have political fights online, and BlueSky for asspats and attempts to rewrite her narrative. There's no way she's not bitching somewhere else, though I do think it's possible she might not be able to do it under a familiar name, which might as well be like writing in a personal diary. I've no idea about her Twitter or various forum accounts; that she hasn't resorted to her witchy nonsense is funny because it suggests she knows it doesn't work for actual problems, but she did have an account on one of those. But I expect there's an account somewhere where she trauma-dumps to her heart's content.

From the sounds of it, Daniel claimed custody of two dogs, and Becky just accepted that. Guess she realised it wouldn't hurt Daniel if she fought him on it.

And finally, the one thing I'm willing to give Basic Becky is she lost a noticeable amount of weight. I call bullshit on it being hard work or a disease, though, but she definitely stopped being obese. I'm guessing Ozempic, since it seems to be creeping back, but she also wants to be skinnier to try and lure in more dick, since she's feeling financially insecure.

Basic Becky remains basic, terrified of being the ordinary, unexciting person she is. She'd ordinarily be due for a new identity, but 'mother' then 'divorcée' came along at just the right intervals.
 
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