Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

No, see, what will happen is, all of Lou's clothes will spontaneously melt in the extreme heat and he'll need to start an emergency beg to replace them all. And somehow every fan he owns will suddenly seize up and refuse to work in the heat so he'll need you to buy him several A/C units for his room, unfortunately then all of those will suffer catastrophic failures that will need them to be replaced in order to ensure that he doesn't die of sudden heat stroke when he shifts his bulk from the chair to his bed.

 

[Sintharia]

I’m looking forward to soaking up that heat, personally. It’s so good for aching muscles.

Lou is going to have daily begs for ice cream, watch. Delivered, of course.

 

[The Dude]

No, see, what will happen is, all of Lou's clothes will spontaneously melt in the extreme heat and he'll need to start an emergency beg to replace them all. And somehow every fan he owns will suddenly seize up and refuse to work in the heat so he'll need you to buy him several A/C units for his room, unfortunately then all of those will suffer catastrophic failures that will need them to be replaced in order to ensure that he doesn't die of sudden heat stroke when he shifts his bulk from the chair to his bed.

Clothes don't spontaneously melt because of heat, dummy! It only happens when they get wet! Like shoes!

 

[Doggo]

I have never house or critter-sat for someone and not either been given money, the wifi password, or access to the kitchen. Lou needs better friends.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I have never house or critter-sat for someone and not either been given money, the wifi password, or access to the kitchen. Lou needs better friends.

Nah, they took one look at Lou and made the mental calculations that giving him money or access to the fridge would be a very steep net negative. Think about it, you pay the lard golem and then he eats all the food in the house so not only are you down whatever money you paid him but you then have to go to the store and replenish your fridge and pantry.

 

[kazuhiro]

Stonewall lie.

Reposting "Mabel."



Pride prom, and "the ex."

Lisinopril, an "ACE inhibitor." Maybe that's why he changed his name.


War.


Tim McBride.

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The mom story.

 

[Sintharia]

Mabel."

They wanted to be women SO badly. Now that they’re experiencing things that actual women deal with on the daily, they hate it and it’s “transphobic” and how dare you.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

They wanted to be women SO badly. Now that they’re experiencing things that actual women deal with on the daily, they hate it and it’s “transphobic” and how dare you.

They want a pornified television version of womanhood. They want the "perks" but don't know or want to know of the downsides. Much terminal coom brain. Many such cases.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou needs better friends.

fixed

They wanted to be women SO badly. Now that they’re experiencing things that actual women deal with on the daily, they hate it and it’s “transphobic” and how dare you.

I look at it from a different perspective. They are just obnoxious men being told to get out of people's faces with their horseshit.

 

[The Dude]

They wanted to be women SO badly. Now that they’re experiencing things that actual women deal with on the daily, they hate it and it’s “transphobic” and how dare you.

That's because they want everything handed to them on a silver-nay, a GOLD platter encrusted with diamonds, sapphires, and rubies, all while they sit back on their fat asses. They want to be able to trample all over everyone else's rights, to be able to intentionally bring discomfort to others and ESPECIALLY women, and to never face criticism for their behavior. They wanted to be able to send others to prison by claiming the other person was being "transphobic" and to never be questioned about their claims. Just lock that bigot up. Never mind that the "bigot" confronted the tranny because they were attempting to groom their twelve year old, trying to convince them to meet up for who-knows-what. Just lock them up because they're a bigot and unwilling to "validate" a heckin' stunning and brave tranzwymyn, you chud!

And the scary thing is, they came pretty close to getting their way. We really dodged a bullet when the political pendulum started swinging back to the Right. It's going to take a while for things to fully return back to normalcy because the pendulum is only at the beginning of its return arc. And these freaks won't bow out gracefully. They will continue to be as obnoxious as possible, screaming and stamping their feet like children pitching tantrums. But we can thank our lucky stars that the Overton Window is shifting back and society is starting to heal. Things that couldn't be discussed even a year or two ago are now openly being talked about, and it's not just trannies.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Nah, they took one look at Lou and made the mental calculations that giving him money or access to the fridge would be a very steep net negative. Think about it, you pay the lard golem and then he eats all the food in the house so not only are you down whatever money you paid him but you then have to go to the store and replenish your fridge and pantry.

Lou is the kind of selfish jackass who, if you told him "help yourself to anything in the fridge", would take that as license to eat everything in the fridge, replace nothing, and then not see what the problem was because, hey, you said "help yourself."

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lou is the kind of selfish jackass who, if you told him "help yourself to anything in the fridge", would take that as license to eat everything in the fridge, replace nothing, and then not see what the problem was because, hey, you said "help yourself."

Reminds me of when Boner and Kindness from the Tranch were doing dog sitting and found the owners shroom stash and ate them all and then left a drawing because you know, obviously when you're in someone else's house you should be allowed to use anything you want, right?

 

[kazuhiro]

Don't expect Lou to fight your wars for you.

You coulda had Cacklin' Kamala.

Talking politics with one of his furry artist pals.

Karma.

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Replies.

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[Spoonomancer]

Amazing that he'll use the Retard word under the same alias he grifts under. I'd call it funny if not for the fact that he's likely to use the Shield's autism as a grifting method when a holiday for gifting comes up.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You coulda had Cacklin' Kamala.

Puppet Lou-spotting: "35k verified lies between 2016-2021." There's no way he didn't copy-paste that.

 

[Sphere]

Pride prom, and "the ex."
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I almost missed this. So he did go to pride prom? Where are the photos? I was looking forward to him modeling his new skirt

 

[The Dude]

I almost missed this. So he did go to pride prom? Where are the photos? I was looking forward to him modeling his new skirt

Skirt? OH! You mean that industrial tuna net he bought.

 

[kazuhiro]

New hot weather beg. "Unable to use my bathroom at home" again too, for some reason.

The attached images.



Gneech.

Inkblitz.


First crack in the shell.

Going to buy a Gameboy Advance and all the Pokemon games.

Waterworks.

Guess things were better in 1775.

Lion-O.

Voicemail.

Not doing well in the heat.

Rowling.

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[The Dude]

"I feel like I'm gonna die!" Promise?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Going to buy a Gameboy Advance and all the Pokemon games.

Just emulate the games, there's not a single device with an operating system and screen in the Gagliardi Household that can't emulate GBA these days.