Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[donksmanSupreme42]

I have no idea, even a small female chimp is capable of ripping you to shreds.

thats bullshit

i have already rabted about this in this very thread

but to add, chimps are very dimorphic, a female chimp is like 20 kilos, and if u can't beat up a female chimp, you should just kill urself cuz ur weak

 

[Slur Generator]

thats bullshit

i have already rabted about this in this very thread

but to add, chimps are very dimorphic, a female chimp is like 20 kilos, and if u can't beat up a female chimp, you should just kill urself cuz ur weak

They are not that small but yea their strength is greatly exaggerated. an animal half your size is not going to magically have muscles outputting 4 times the power.

Suposedly the 4x strength bs is mainly based on grip strength and thats a pretty stupid measurement. Chimps have gigantic forearms. its like saying a dog is stronger than a human and comparing their bite strength

 

[Otterly]

thats bullshit

i have already rabted about this in this very thread

but to add, chimps are very dimorphic, a female chimp is like 20 kilos, and if u can't beat up a female chimp, you should just kill urself cuz ur weak

Are they that small? I always thought they were like 35-45kg range? Stand corrected if so, Nasty fuckers either way, they’ve got teeth and they go for your eyes, face and genitals.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Suposedly the 4x strength bs is mainly based on grip strength and thats a pretty stupid measurement. Chimps have gigantic forearms. its like saying a dog is stronger than a human and comparing their bite strength

also they are brachiating animals, they need a disproportionately strong grip to cling to branches and a lot of leverage to swing around

however this comes at a cost, they cannot punch, nor can they throw stuff overhand

if u punch a chimp in the jaw, it will break, removing the only way it can do any meaningful harm

chimps fight by grappling and biting, break its jaw, and you removed its only weapon

as long as u keep ur distance and kick it around, youre safe


oh, and this is upper body strength we are talking about, they knucklewalk, so their arms are 3-5x steonger than their legs

your legs are 3-5x stronger cuz bipedalism, and have better reach

also: chimps rarely run on two legs, when its running at you, its head is exposed, kick it in the head, a solid kick to the head of any ape will cause a concussion, no matter how thick the skull is, it won't stop the brain from rattling inside the skull cavity and hitting the skull

also also: adjusted for weight, if u are in any decent shape, you are stronger than the avg male chimp in many aspects

also also also: my great-uncle once went on a trip all over africa (to see animals and laugh at the locals) and was in this shitty tourist attraction where they had volunteers fight a chimp and everyone would bet on who wins

the chimp bit him in the left arm, he just threw it away like a ragdoll, then it ran away like a lil bitch, he did have to go to the nearest hospital to get tetanus shots, and it was a helicopter ride cuz its a shithole jungle

but again, he was a 200kg man built like a meat tank, with arms wider than your legs, who one time pushed my grandpa's car to a garage a few km from there after it broke down

this was many decades ago, long before my birth, but my grandpa told this story, and he has never bullshitted anyone

i apologize for doubleposting, but i just saw this comment

Are they that small? I always thought they were like 35-45kg range?

that's well-fed male zoo chimps

female are half the size of males

also in the wild they actually have to forage for food, so they are often malnourished, and they have tapeworms cuz africa

so the females are in the 20kg range, males in the 40kg range

zoo chimps can even reach 50-60kg, even more if overweight

 

[Slur Generator]

he was a 200kg man built like a meat tank

the chimp bit him in the left arm, he just threw it away like a ragdoll,

 

[Lost Soul]

Apologies for the thread tourism, but the info on this case is scattered across a bunch of threads and no one agrees with anyone. Was the part about her letting a fox bake to death in the sun real or was it faked/exaggerated by the snark subreddit? That's the part that strikes me as the most neglectful.

I haven't been able to confirm one way or the other. Unless someone on the staff leak some chats, I dont think we will ever know the whole truth. Some of the videos and images I have seen in the past often made me question how they treat some of the sick animals and with how often they seem to beg for money to cover medical bills or like asking for fans and cooling pads... its like they never budgeted anything and were relying on panic-donations to meet their needs.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Did Mikayla really have a fucking OF???

 

[scathefire]

The extended essay about how to fight a chimp was extremely necessary and relevant to this thread on fucked up animal breeding, very cool.

 

[Lost Soul]

Did Mikayla really have a fucking OF???

I THINK this is hers, but if someone could double check me that this is actually her/hers, then I would highly appreciate it.

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/mikaylarainesfans/post/783417965

 

[Ed Special]

The extended essay about how to fight a chimp was extremely necessary and relevant to this thread on fucked up animal breeding, very cool.

Genuinely, the best posts on the site are when some autist like Donks goes on an extended, super detailed ramble about something only they normally care about. 10/10, best post I've seen in a long time.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

I THINK this is hers, but if someone could double check me that this is actually her/hers, then I would highly appreciate it.

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/mikaylarainesfans/post/783417965

That’s her…. Bobcat tattoo on right fore-arm. I’m glad this thot is ded. I hope her cuck HINO (husband in name only) is next.

 

[crab fucker]

No longer give a shit about the fox farm, we need a posse of kiwifarmers assembled to fight a chimpanzee in a cage NOW!

 

[Lost Soul]

No longer give a shit about the fox farm, we need a posse of kiwifarmers assembled to fight a chimpanzee in a cage NOW!

Its just this meme all over again.

 

[Slur Generator]

I THINK this is hers, but if someone could double check me that this is actually her/hers, then I would highly appreciate it.

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/mikaylarainesfans/post/783417965

She fucked the foxes. Her cuck husband filmed it locking it in.

 

[Petrusha the White]

re: "rescuing" animals from farms and such: There is a (rather limited) function of animal rescues where some will purchase animals from farms that were otherwise slated to be culled or euthanized. This isn't terribly common as generally an animal about to be euthanized by a farm has a good reason to be euthanized, but sometimes there'll be animals where there isn't anything wrong with them in the sense that the animal can't still live a good life if taken care of but they're no longer able to bring profit to the farm owner. It happens often enough that an organization that takes these marked-for-death animals off of a farmer's hands isn't a totally out there idea. Granted, in my experience, the 'rescuer' doesn't usually pay for the animal - since it was going to get put down anyway, it's usually not hard to convince the farmer to just hand the animal over. Hell, they might even save money by handing it to a rescue, depending on how they were planning on carrying out the euthanasia. (Bullets are cheap, a vet is not.)
Examples I personally know of are workhorses who don't have good temperments for doing anything around a farm, and in one case a horse who had to have an eye removed. (We used a bikini top as an eyepatch while it was healing, lol.) Healthy animals, did fine at the rescue, but what their original owners got/bred them for they could no longer do or weren't suitable for, and handing them over to a local rescue was less money/hassle than trying to figure out something else with them.
But this isn't super common. Even if you live in an area with a lot of farms, you aren't likely to get enough animals in to run a successful social media channel based on a farm animal rescue. Again, most animals that get euthanized on farms are getting euthanized for good reason, and "rescuing" an animal from warranted euthanasia just so it can suffer and die anyway in an unfamiliar environment is not really a rescue.

If Save A Fox had been purchasing foxes from fur farms because said foxes were going to be culled for having sub-standard pelts, especially if they were purchasing them at a significant discount or even getting them for free, then I would consider it a rescue. That doesn't seem to be the case, though.
And anyway if the chick who killed herself had BPD and an OF (even assuming that the drugs thing was just a false rumor), well... I think that the whole "glorified petting zoo we call a 'rescue' to grift on GoFundMe" thing is basically incidental to her suicide, sad to say.
I don't think she deserved to die for grifting, or for having an OF, or even for anything she did if all the allegations were true. But it feels inevitable, you know? That's just how girls like that go out.

 

[Polentic]

Tyler Wieczorek​

Our friends on the sharty have identified Tyler's xister as the real culprit.

Jasmin Wieczorek or Fox Celeste Hardy

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Their org is actually quite controversial. With people claiming that Jasmin abuses animals.

 

[Petrusha the White]

Animal "rescues" beefing with each other is shockingly common. I feel like a good litmus test for whether or not a rescue is good/legit is how well they get along with other rescues/shelters in the area - if they get along with them, partner with them and shuffle animals around to best suit everyone's needs, etc. then they're probably fine, but if they're accusing other rescues of abuse or bad husbandry then chances are they're also doing the same shitty things, or worse. Animal rescue attracts people with personality disorders (to put it kindly) for some reason, but a good rescue will typically flush people like that out because uh... you wouldn't trust someone like that around your animals. Especially vulnerable animals. So then those people found their own "rescues", which are usually just fraudulent 'nonprofit' petting zoos at best and hoarder nightmares at worst...

 

[Crex Crex]

Whatever you think about internet celebrities and animal rescues, we can all agree that Jihad against reddit is desperately needed.

 

[AnOminous]

Sheep and Goats have different chromie homies yet can produce a fertile offspring (fertile with one of the parent species since nobody has tried to breed hybrids together). The chance is something like 0.1% but there are enough sheep and goats to have a handful of cases.

Yeah and it's happened so we know it can. People are so fucking perverted that if such a hybrid were possible we'd have seen it already.

thats bullshit

i have already rabted about this in this very thread

but to add, chimps are very dimorphic, a female chimp is like 20 kilos, and if u can't beat up a female chimp, you should just kill urself cuz ur weak

We should test this out by paying homeless people to fight chimps. For !!!SCIENCE!!!

 

[VisceraNexus]

Regardless of how cool it looks to see a cat with a bunch of beans, it’s still a disability and if I’ve learned one thing from my genetics course it’s that fucked up genes lead to a fucked up animal

This is insanely late but I did want to add a bit to this when I had time! You're right that it's never a smart idea to purposely breed deformities into something.

Polydactyly occurs naturally in cats and isn't often hugely detrimental to their wellbeing, but it also doesn't mean there are no problems associated with it. They really need extra care and focus with their claws, careful trimming and checks to be sure none of their claws are growing into the skin. The infections associated with these are crippling and can cause permanent disabilities.

These extra toes and other foot deformities can also lead to the early development of arthritis, sometimes as young as a few years old. It's not life-shortening but it can be limiting and impact quality of life later on, and also requires extra medical care and medications. These are all really solid reasons for why it doesn't need to be purposely bred into animals, and also things for potential buyers to be aware of. It's not at all a guarantee that there will be problems, it seems like most don't have anything serious come up, but some do.