Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[She Brings The Rain]

Jim is being incredibly open and vulnerable, probably because he knows his brother is going to die soon, and despite Jack being an absolute piece of shit, Jim somehow still manages to hold affection for him (since he keeps coming on the show), probably because he's more Christian than Jack could ever hope to be. I can only imagine he's been holding a lot of this in for fuck knows how long, and he just wants to get it all out before Jack croaks. Even though it's definitely uncomfortable for the viewers at times, I appreciate how he's really shedding light on things that explain why Jack is the way he is, since we've only been able to speculate. Jack's childhood was significantly more fucked up than he ever made it seem, and just from these few streams, Jim has shown exactly how Jack became the awful person he is. Jack's going to die and Jim made sure to clear any misconceptions about their mom's legacy, since Jack has always tried to paint her as a saint.

Normally I like when cows have insiders that come to the forum and give more info, but for Jim's sake, I hope he never does. Dude has been through it and I really think these videos are helping him heal. Telling this shit to your therapist is completely different from saying it to the person that actually made your life hell, and even though Jack no longer has the brain capacity to remember what he ate for breakfast, Jim's making sure he isn't going to the grave with some rose tinted version of their childhood.

 

[AnOminous]

Normally I like when cows have insiders that come to the forum and give more info, but for Jim's sake, I hope he never does. Dude has been through it and I really think these videos are helping him heal. Telling this shit to your therapist is completely different from saying it to the person that actually made your life hell, and even though Jack no longer has the brain capacity to remember what he ate for breakfast, Jim's making sure he isn't going to the grave with some rose tinted version of their childhood.

Jim and Jack, and Jim is the gigantic fetish homo who has blown out nipples from whatever nipple bondage rituals he's into, and Jim is the one everyone likes over Jack.

Especially compared to Jack, Jim seems like a pretty cool guy, he has Jack as a borther and don't afraid of anything. And he's nice enough to care about Jack still despite Jack being a complete piece of shit.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Thanks for reminding me. I still need to make Marco Pierre White's wild mushroom risotto where he uses chicken stock to reconstitute the dried mushrooms when making the mushroom stock. Little things like that to concentrate and blend flavors to elevate dishes is what I like. Something fatty will never understand.

That's exactly what I do.

Use chicken stock to reconstitute the mushrooms, use the liquid for the risotto and chop up the mushrooms into small pieces which is the incorporated into the risotto later.

Or if making soup it's still chicken stock. Saute some onions, rough chop the mushrooms once they're reconstituted, add the liquid, more stock and mushrooms to the soup. A touch of thyme because mushroom soup needs thyme. It goes so well with wild mushrooms. Then when it's done blitz with an immersion blender, add a bit of cream and you're done.

Oh no it was definitely a thing, but one of the effects of eating it was essentially giving you untreatable schizophrenia barring changing the diet. Another common effect looks similar to Crohn's since it demolishes your intestinal lining if you have Celiac. We've gotten better at analyzing and finding this allergy like we have other ones over the decades. You didn't hear about allergies as much before then because unless it was fucking lethal, you usually wouldn't note them.

The other main reason its spiking is mostly people who for some reason think it'll hurt them too, or who just want to make their diet their personality.

The problem is some people have a legit problem with gluten. Maybe it's an allergy. Maybe it's Celiac. Maybe it literally makes them crazy. But every time something like this pops up you have people, who have no medical reason to avoid it, start saying they can't eat it for no good reason.

 

[Marc]

When I observe Jim Scalfani's interactions with his baby brother, I get several impressions:

One is that, between his patience and those reiterations that he is available to spend all day doing these streams with Jack or to discuss any topic he wishes, he sees a dead man when he looks at his brother. He plainly recognizes that Jack is acting retarded on borrowed time; and that any moment shared is liable to be their last opportunity. He is actively striving to look and speak past Jack's flaws for the sake of reaching and connecting with something he fears may not be there.

Another is that Jack turned out exactly as Jim expected him to; and it breaks his heart - but he knows to keep it to himself. Jim's been through this before; when he watched their mother deteriorate. And he sees Jack going down the same road, all because of childhood food insecurity he was never willing or able to come to regard as a weakness to outgrow and shed. And not only is it many, many years too late to course-correct - Jim can see that Jack was doomed from the outset; being the last set on this path to somehow fit into an irreparably broken family. Jim seems to recognize the tragic element in Jack having been born unbroken, yet already irredeemable.

The third is that Jim seems conflicted with awareness of feeling increasingly frustrated with the lack of closure or validation he's getting out of bothering with Jack; who is never going to concede outright that he and Chawl have rewritten their past to absolve themselves of anything they're the least bit uncomfortable with, including Jim. I also suspect that Jim is finding everything about Jack's meager little Youtube soapbox to be so astoundingly stupid and ill-considered that it's fueling insecurity about coming across as the "bigger man" in the scenario - He may find himself reconsidering whether encouraging Jack's Retard Show is the right thing to do. I think Jim's finding himself confronted with nonsense further beneath himself than he was prepared for; and is genuinely disturbed by how much he's catching going over Jack's head, combined with how disconcertingly brazen and automatic Jack is with constantly reframing new information so that he remains the center around which the universe pivots and rewards.

I don't know that Jim is aware that the only audience caring enough to watch his brother hates him, but I think he's aware that it's not jiving; and that the audience interaction is fueling sufficient cognitive dissonance in Jack's reactions that it's this way all of the time. Jim is liable to cry if he reads what's said about his brother here or at jakattack69.com.

 

[Puggers]

Introducing the Taco Bell exclusive "JACK ATTACK MEAL DEAL".... or was it "JACK ATTACKED MEAL DEAL" as the photo states. The world may never know.

$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

Those are definitely carnivore

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

A large Baja Blast is 30 oz and has about 180 mg of caffeine. Nice to see Jack still speedrunning his next stroke, though I think he's more likely to die choking on a piece of buddur stake.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A large Baja Blast is 30 oz and has about 180 mg of caffeine. Nice to see Jack still speedrunning his next stroke, though I think he's more likely to die choking on a piece of buddur stake.

It's pretty good in mixed drinks, but that's the original purpose of Mountain Dew.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Remember when this dude went on an anti-sugar crusade yet here he is ordering a large sugary soda. He could've at least had a small or medium if he was serious about his health but he wanted the biggest soda possible

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember when this dude went on an anti-sugar crusade yet here he is ordering a large sugary soda. He could've at least had a small or medium if he was serious about his health but he wanted the biggest soda possible

It says zero sugar.

 

[AltisticRight]

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$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

Hope he gets a stroke, that'll be the real Jack Attack.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It says zero sugar.

I stand corrected but I guess Jack must think it's healthy then despite the fact it's still soda

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I stand corrected but I guess Jack must think it's healthy then despite the fact it's still soda

Yes, Jack is a retard. See also: this entire thread.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jim somehow still manages to hold affection for him (since he keeps coming on the show), probably because he's more Christian than Jack could ever hope to be

Couldn't agree more. Jim personifies Matthew 18, verses 21 to 35: Then Peter came to Him and asked, "Lord, how many times will my brother sin against me and I forgive him and let it go? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered him, "I say to you, not up to seven times, but seventy times seven."

he's nice enough to care about Jack still despite Jack being a complete piece of shit.

Astonishing, isn't it? I should've noted it in my writeup: In spite of everything, Jim made a point to tell Jack he loved him before logging off. He said it first, actually.

but I think he's aware that it's not jiving; and that the audience interaction is fueling sufficient cognitive dissonance in Jack's reactions that it's this way all of the time.

Absolutely. Another thing I left out was how someone in chat made this joke: "Jim got looks from the family. Charles too... But then Mama Scalfani ran out of looks." Jim seemed quietly disturbed by this comment, as if it dawned on him this kind of engagement is normal, in which case it's odd Jack exposes himself to it for no reason.

Jim asked Jack why he thinks the chat is sometimes not nice to him. Jack said it's because people resent him for his "opinions," then parroted Chawl and said the more haters one has, the more successful one is, citing Tim Pool as proof. Jack said it's also because he's been doing it for 18 years, in which time enemies with "miserable lives" will naturally be accumulated. This is why no one has insulted Jim yet, Jack explained: He's only been on two livestreams (and one Christmas special!)

But then Jack realized he should start performing sincerity, so he struck a thinking pose, fingers on his chin, and said:

I honestly have said to myself, "Look, that person wrote something really hateful. That person could be a 13 year old being beat by his father. In Iran!

... Or Iraq."

Because as we all know, Jack has always made sure to ask, "You aren't an innocent little kid in the Middle East by chance, are you?" before he banishes someone to The Boys Club.™ Jack then also said he loves to give second chances to mean chatters but after three or four chances, "You can go to hell." (Well, God has given Jack five chances, so...?)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In spite of everything, Jim made a point to tell Jack he loved him before logging off. He said it first, actually.

I have a family member who drives me crazy and has my entire life. If I found out that family member was subjecting himself to internet ridicule, I’d be horrified and deeply saddened. Jim has empathy and genuinely loves his brother. He’s the normal one here.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

Does he honestly think he has the juice and the following to make this a thing?

Also that's not carnivore.

Jim asked Jack why he thinks the chat is sometimes not nice to him. Jack said it's because people resent him for his "opinions,"

No it's because he's a literal retard and his opinions have all been spoon fed to him by Chawls.

I mean c'mon this faggot thinks we never went to the Moon and sugar causes cancer.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Carolyn's Facebook is mostly AI slop and generic conservative memes, though a couple made me laugh.

She follows a page called "Sexy American Models" which posts about Donald Trump for some reason:



She really likes these pages with nonsense names like "Cow Obsessed" that just post bad AI-generated memes.



Carolyn having a normal one:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

She really likes these pages with nonsense names like "Cow Obsessed" that just post bad AI-generated memes.

Why is Donald Duck's torso lying on a counter top, why is there a star standing up on the counter and why is there an icicle shaped like a W by Donald's open mouth?

I have a family member who drives me crazy and has my entire life. If I found out that family member was subjecting himself to internet ridicule, I’d be horrified and deeply saddened. Jim has empathy and genuinely loves his brother. He’s the normal one here.

Jim seems like a good dude.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, Jim is willing to show up I think mainly due to wanting closure, since he's seeing Jack in the same light as when Mama Scalfani was on death's door and having to be wheeled everywhere. He probably even knows on some level that he'll never even confess or admit to these wrongs, but he at least wants him to die with at least somewhat clear eyes and the knowledge of what life was actually like for him.

Also this completely frames Jack using Jim to get his products in store in an even WORSE light, since this was likely Jim trying to reforge some form of olive branch and bond with a family that hated him.

It's tragic honestly.

Introducing the Taco Bell exclusive "JACK ATTACK MEAL DEAL".... or was it "JACK ATTACKED MEAL DEAL" as the photo states. The world may never know. View attachment 7554679View attachment 7554672

$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.

In fairness, the grilled cheese burrito is very filling and pretty tasty due to being a gigantic fatbomb with carbs and proteins in it; I tend to get it if I go to Taco Bell due to that. Although yeah, I imagine he'd get rid of the yucky rice and then get angy when it's not as full as the pictures say it should be because he got rid of said filler.

And I personally think he'd get the full sugared Baja blast and just straight up lie about it.

 

[Marc]

Jim seems like a good dude.

*Seems* being the key word. He's still a Scalfani, and I'm yet to regret having judged a book by its nipples. Though he's certainly the closest thing to a decent human being to emerge from that cesspool, we're also seeing Jim on his best behavior; and not what he knows he regresses to when he feels bullied (hence why he repeatedly draws the line at permitting Jack to bring Chawl on to ruin his candy-striping excursions).

Oh - And the Jehova's Witnesses background is something previously known. It just rarely comes up due to how long Jack's been faking being a Bible Belt mongoloid. Though some may disagree, it's been my observation that JWs are encouraged to performatively condemn everyone else due to competing for that spot amongst the 144,000 the heavenly fire marshall allows in to chow down on buddur stake. Jack acts exactly as one would expect from someone who left the Witnesses for hedonism, but took their defining sanctimony with them. Because that sect's culture encourages people to publicly trifle and meddle for the sake of scoring points with Heaven's bouncer, it produces a fair number of cows managing to cross that threshold of making it onto the broader public's radar (or at least more than, say, Mormonism or the individual Mennonite communities). You'll find busybodies and pearl clutchers in any popular ideology - But the Witnesses are an especially dysgenic breed.