Marvel Cinematic Universe

Good:
- The aesthetics are gorgeous.
- Like the retro-future look to the car and other elements.
- Stretching looks good though that's because they chickened out from going full comic book.
- Galactus potentially looks pretty good.

Bad:
- Dialogue sounds trite.
- Everyone is doing that Amateur Dramatics conception that speaking slowly is dramatic. "I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald..." <make coffee> "... Galactus".
- I have strong expectations that Reed Richards will be taking a back seat.
- Noreen Radd has no presence.
- They all have weird uncanny valley faces - Johnny Storm and Sue especially. I don't know what it is. It's sort of weirdly smooth and alien proportioned.
- How is Johnny Storm lifting The Thing and accelerating away with him? The guy weighs about 400kg.
- They're starting it post Sue and Reed's first kid. I feel it should start before that.
- Sue Storm needs to be attractive and she just isn't.
- Everyone feels kind of humourless. When Johnny salutes those women he looks miserable as Hell. He should be down there taking phone numbers. Thing can be grumpy, he can be happy, but he can't be 9-to-5 which is the vibe I get from him in this. And his voice is pitched like a much smaller guy. The whole thing has a rather grey-filter feel despite many of the elements that should lift it.
- Echoey sad piano tune coming in for slow emotional segment of the trailer as per the official Hollywood trailer guidelines, 2020's edition.
- YouTube comments are already posting the required talking points and upvoting each other.
- Sue appears to be pregnant in this movie (see pic below)

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All in all, I think this might turn out worse than I thought. Though trailers are often misleading. My original feeling and fear was that this would be a bad movie done well. I dislike those more than I do wholly bad movies because slick execution and high production values somehow blind people to the more fundamental flaws. In this case, though, it's looking rather dreary.

I wont be seeing it at the cinema because of the Pedro Pascal casting. But maybe will watch it on Amazon. Of course by that point, word of mouth will have told me if it's good or not.
 
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Literally doing the 'say the line' 'noo, I'm not gonna say it' and 'it's from the cartoon!'. wtf, meta humor in this? Think doesn't look even pirate watch level.
It feels like we get the whole "I don't wanna say the comic book name" joke every movie now.
All in all, I think this might turn out worse than I thought. Though trailers are often misleading. My original feeling and fear was that this would be a bad movie done well. I dislike those more than I do wholly bad movies because slick execution and high production values somehow blind people to the more fundamental flaws. In this case, though, it's looking rather dreary.
I think a lot of us got our hopes because of how fresh it looked visually compared to other MCU flicks, but once we got a better idea of the story, less people actually want to see it now.
 
Also, hilarious if he got impregnated - xenomorphs don't lay eggs exactly, they incorporate the DNA of their host - hence the quadrupedal xenomorph in Alien 3 and other animal variants in expanded media. Now you have a regenerating, mutant xenomorph! Deadpool? You're still not getting it. It's not whether or not he can survive a xenomorph attack, it's whether his damage output can exceed their reproductive rate. It can't. He's also worse than a squad of soldiers for this purpose.
Wolverine already went exactly through this with the Brood when the X-Men were jotting around in space. Back in the early-mid 80s during Claremont's run.
 
Holy Christ, I just realized now it's been 20 years since the first F4 movie from the 2000's and at least that one was more entertaining to watch when I first saw it than the 2015 and even this 2025 version.
They don't really like comics.
The 2015 version tried to be distant to the comics to the point of absurdity as well and it rightfully bombed into oblivion.
 
So they did repeat parts of the 2000 FF sequel:
  • Silver Surfer is guilt trip for being Galactus' herald and turns against him
  • Silver Surfer sacrifices himself (herself in the MCU version) to defeat Galactus and save the planet
  • Sue Storm dies, but is revived by another character
Now while RDJ's face was not shown, was that his voice or someone impersonating the actor because RDJ would ask for large sum of money just to record a couple of lines?
 
Now while RDJ's face was not shown, was that his voice or someone impersonating the actor because RDJ would ask for large sum of money just to record a couple of lines?
At this point, I’d respect RDJ more if he WAS fleecing The Rat as much as humanly possible.

Look if they’re desperate enough to bring him back, I wouldn’t blame him for taking advantage of it - it’s not like his other movies this side of Rehab/Tropic Thunder have been anything to talk about…
 
Literally doing the 'say the line' 'noo, I'm not gonna say it' and 'it's from the cartoon!'. wtf, meta humor in this? Think doesn't look even pirate watch level.
It feels like we get the whole "I don't wanna say the comic book name" joke every movie now.

I liked it in Fant4stic where "It's clobberin' time!" was revealed to be what Ben Grimm's abusive older brother used to say to him, before fucking him in the ass.
 
I liked it in Fant4stic where "It's clobberin' time!" was revealed to be what Ben Grimm's abusive older brother used to say to him, before fucking him in the ass.
Which puts a rather darker subtext on this movie. "Say the line!" *flashbacks to being beaten with a belt* "I don't wanna". "SAY THE LINE!" *crowd joins in*
 
So they did repeat parts of the 2000 FF sequel:
  • Silver Surfer is guilt trip for being Galactus' herald and turns against him
  • Silver Surfer sacrifices himself (herself in the MCU version) to defeat Galactus and save the planet
  • Sue Storm dies, but is revived by another character
Now while RDJ's face was not shown, was that his voice or someone impersonating the actor because RDJ would ask for large sum of money just to record a couple of lines?
In all fairness, the first 2 points are pulled from the original story.

The last one is dumb shock value.
 
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In all fairness, the first 2 points are pulled from the original story.

The last one is dumb shock value.
So they did repeat parts of the 2000 FF sequel:
  • Silver Surfer is guilt trip for being Galactus' herald and turns against him
  • Silver Surfer sacrifices himself (herself in the MCU version) to defeat Galactus and save the planet
  • Sue Storm dies, but is revived by another character
Now while RDJ's face was not shown, was that his voice or someone impersonating the actor because RDJ would ask for large sum of money just to record a couple of lines?

I don't get why don't they let Reed make the ultimate nullfier.

Reed doesn't sound like the type to run away from a fight as the leaks suggest.

Also in the latest comic run, they just made baby Franklin disappear Galactus.

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