Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.6%

  • Total voters
    267
Nick and Melton are currently celebrating at Stoney's bar, the bar that sponsors Aaron's show. A great place to be for a man currently legally unable to drink.
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They somehow both look worse than Aaron's orange mugshot.
 
In a perfect world: Nicholas Rekieta found dead in what authorities described as a 'basement sex dungeon' surrounded by Galaxy Gas cannisters. The last words uttered to his children, "daddy needs to be alone, he had to hurt someone he loves more than anyone else in the world today".
 
Nick is going to do his CLEs, train super hard every day and use his ultra lawyering to take Sean, Null,, Meme Copium, Elissa, Mama K, Kurt and AARON out for good.

Game over, man... Game over!

edit: forgot about Mama K and Kurt

Tomorrow everything changes. The TOE gets cut off. He is going to GAOL. This is only the beginning. Once Nick is triumphant over the GOO EATER, every hater shall tremble at what's to come. I hope you guys have an attorney in the family or one on retainer, you're going to need it!
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You were warned.. anyone who said anything disparaging about Nick better lawyer the fuck up NOW.
 
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