Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

Apparently the owner of Stoney's Bar (Aaron Imholte's show sponsor and friend) tried to fistfight Patrick Melton.

The owner should have tried harder.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I wasn't terribly impressed by his lawyer's "lmao just close your eyes nigga just turn off the computer" snark. Idiot gets idiot lawyer who railroads him into an impossible to follow restraining order (at least for someone like Aaron), gets him sent to jail basically.

As someone who has close to zero knowledge of the US legal system, can I ask - does Aaron have an option to renegotiate either the RO or the deal if he can point out that they are close to impossible to uphold together? Or is he just fucked?

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

Waives all legal defenses
Consents to order preventing his client from talking about the victim
Doesn't tell his client to shut the fuck up about the case
Files a snarky/rude response to the victim's allegation that his client violated the order
Still doesn't tell his client to shut the fuck up about the case

I'd be willing to bet this guy got his own reaming from the Judge in chambers. Probably why his argument during the hearing was so flaccid.

 

[Chibitzen]

Is Aaron actually in jail?
This is definitely an L for Aaron and in a lot of ways Rekieta filled with arrogance is when he's his most entertaining (though I cannot stomach is smugness), but as we approach near the 10,000 post milestone it's clear he's completely transformed into Ralph, where the biggest victories in his life are other people losing. His life is such a failure that the only time he feels any sort of joy is when other people are dragged down to his level.

Nick wouldn't be where he is if he wasn't miserable.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is Aaron actually in jail?

No, per Dabbleverse insiders:

Aaron just texted Kevin that he’s home now. I’m sure Melton will be there momentarily.

Aaron was just rebooked on the new conditions and set free, seems like it was faster than his previous one.

 

[Long Time Caller]

no, nobody who doesn't care enough to find out on their own is even going to understand what the fuck is going on.

Nigga this ain't even the right thread for all this! The toe thread severely under utilized for his own jail bird postings.

 

[Something Awful]

Nick and Melton are currently celebrating at Stoney's bar, the bar that sponsors Aaron's show. A great place to be for a man currently legally unable to drink.

https://archive.is/wip/vUXs4

https://x.com/pmelt/status/1937969544472994029

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They somehow both look worse than Aaron's orange mugshot.

Wow, Nick looks awful. Serious "guy freshly out of jail in a $50 second-hand suit for a job interview" vibes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nigga this ain't even the right thread for all this! The toe thread severely under utilized for his own jail bird postings.

That thread has been rendered mostly useless due to lack of moderation.

 

[johnnynoname]

Null doesn't want to put any Dabble-nigga shit on his precious Featured section



I don't blame him, child

 

[Oxyjen]

No, per Dabbleverse insiders:


Aaron was just rebooked on the new conditions and set free, seems like it was faster than his previous one.

He’s out 100KNU, that sucks.

 

[Vibralldo]

Please, please, please let there be a bar brawl. Toe Bros, get your asses to Stoney's!
Edit to Add: What is happening here? lol.
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[X / Archive]
Apparently the owner of Stoney's Bar (Aaron Imholte's show sponsor and friend) tried to fistfight Patrick Melton.

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Melty, you're Nostradamus

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nigga this ain't even the right thread for all this! The toe thread severely under utilized for his own jail bird postings.

Deranged diddleverse freaks aside, literally no one would care about Aaron Imholte were it not for his association with Nick. So I’d argue this thread is actually the appropriate one.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Driving and texting? He's never gonna learn is he?

As long as he's not sending Kayla nudes and driving he's fine.

 

[Stiffy]

Cheetos should of let the air out of the fat pedo fuck. At this rate Melton may not make it back to LV standing.

 

[Null]

As someone who has close to zero knowledge of the US legal system, can I ask - does Aaron have an option to renegotiate either the RO or the deal if he can point out that they are close to impossible to uphold together? Or is he just fucked?

He can try, but it's always harder to unfuck something than to not fuck it to begin with.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ X / Archive ]
Aaron has been taking lessons from the "Anisa Johma" school of ignoring mockery.
However it does confirm he is back at home.

 

[Vibralldo]

HE HAS JAUNDICE! HIS LIVER'S FAILING!

Nick's literally every color but a healthy one

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

$100,000 bail

So for $10k he can talk.about Kayla & Nick?
If so, that's certainly worth the extra $5k.
If not, why pay the extra $5k?
Am I missing something here?

 

[Angry Shoes]

If something good happened to Aaron today Nick would seethe about it.
Since something bad happened to Aaron today Nick will gloat and his ego will grow out of control, making the next failure more funny.
We win regardless.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Nick and Melton are currently celebrating at Stoney's bar, the bar that sponsors Aaron's show. A great place to be for a man currently legally unable to drink.

https://archive.is/wip/vUXs4

https://x.com/pmelt/status/1937969544472994029

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They somehow both look worse than Aaron's orange mugshot.

I will give credit to Nick that from this picture he seems to not be dressed like a wigger tasked with buying "fancy clothes" off Amazon BUT I would first like confirmation that he did not wear tennis shoes.