Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
That shirt is all wrong with that suit (which looks like it's been wadded up on the floor of the closet since his Wells Fargo "banker" days), and the tie is a travesty in every way, both standalone and with the suit.

Nice David Byrne shoulder pads, Skelly.

I need to see the cut of the pants and what shoes he wore to round out my disdain.
Why can't Nick dress well ever? Its a mystery. He always comes out looking like a retard. To be fair, his sartorial failure today does not come close to matching his stand up outfit.
 
What was the violation? I still can’t figure that out, when did I he talk about her?

Either way, I still consider this a Nick and Melton L. Solely because someone being in jail before bail is somehow the highlight of their year.
Apparently Melton fans and Nick and Kayla obsessively watched STMS. Nicka and Kayla filed 3 police reports and the fans sent tons of emails with timestamps and "the judge kept them and took them seriously"
 
I haven't read the 50 plus pages since my last visit, but judging from the fact that we are nearly at 10K pages, Aaron was not in fact ordered to be executed by the Candy-Yoshi county judge like Nick expected based on his long illustrious career in "practicing" Law?
Not exactly, but all are going to try their very best to make a funeral out of it for effect. "He was just minding his own business, damn it!" "Not another win for the toe...ohhhhh!"
 
for some reason, im not getting that upset. I ending up shrugging and saying,”Oh well. Now, what should I have for dinner? Pizza, chicken nuggets or shrimp?
I don't get upset about this kind of thing, especially when it's not part of my life. Nick abusing children trapped in his mess of a life can anger up my blood, this kind of thing is just content to me. Which means popcorn is on the menu.
 
Apparently Melton fans and Nick and Kayla obsessively watched STMS. Nicka and Kayla filed 3 police reports and the fans sent tons of emails with timestamps and "the judge kept them and took them seriously"
I wonder if a competent lawyer could prove they’re all bullshit and outdo the judge on this, but eh, Aaron has never been good at making decisions, why would he get a good lawyer?
 
Why can't Nick dress well ever? Its a mystery. He always comes out looking like a retard. To be fair, his sartorial failure today does not come close to matching his stand up outfit.
He simply has less-than-zero* taste. Art, clothes, cars, home decor, women....

* But not Less Than Zero taste:
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Rekieta states Kayla will file a HRO "within the next day"
What kind of creature is Kayla that she posed for that picture, knows Nick has inflamed all this into a revenge plot involving jail, and she's onboard for it? I'm sure he has her mindfucked sideways but still...

Kayla is so fucking gross.
 
I wonder if a competent lawyer could prove they’re all bullshit and outdo the judge on this, but eh, Aaron has never been good at making decisions, why would he get a good lawyer?
I genuinely believe Aaron is fucked at this point. Aaron's gonna keep violating his parole and Nick's lolsuits are going to bury him and tbh, he deserves it
 
I genuinely believe Aaron is fucked at this point. Aaron's gonna keep violating his parole and Nick's lolsuits are going to bury him and tbh, he deserves it
Yeah; his outcome doesn’t look good. But that’s what you get for sticking your dick in crazy and then assuming Kayla is worth bragging about
 
Apparently Melton fans and Nick and Kayla obsessively watched STMS. Nicka and Kayla filed 3 police reports and the fans sent tons of emails with timestamps and "the judge kept them and took them seriously"
I get a feeling this is what he expected Locals could do for him if incentivized, but he couldn't groom them to be loyal enough to his liking. No wonder he's going on so many blood sport channels. He needs someone's audience for backup.

It also explains why he surrounded himself with certain channels but showed no interest in others during the later panel days of Lawtube. He preferred channels with audiences that were easy to manipulate.
 
What kind of creature is Kayla
She's stayed married to an abusive cokehead who fucked a woman married to another man and openly talks about how he wishes he left her for the side bitch, while seething that his slut wife had the said other married man's dick inside her at his request.

She probably just meekly agrees to whatever he shouts at her about because if she doesn't he'll hit her or start a screaming match daring her to slap him so he can take the kids.
 
Aaron: has a couple dozen people constantly watching his every movement and recording anything and everything that might slightly be considered to be a violation. Nick called his cop buddies to file reports at least three times.
vs.
Nick: Can blatantly violate his probation 24/7 live on the internet, doesn't have people reporting him, has paid off the court system to not interfere.

Call Aaron "dumb as fuck" all you want, and he is, but would it even make a difference if he had actually done nothing and not even inferred to her once? Nick and co. aren't beyond just making shit up.
 
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