Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Goku 1000000 O]

These people don't think much.
Now Aaron is in jail, what's the content is going to be?Because milking an sentence will get stale very fast.
So they probably will cannibalize themself with a faggier version of blood sports, now with more pedo shit and rekietas nudes photo.

Fair point, no Aaron means no content for Melton. Who would he even alog, Keanu?

Instead, he’d just go after Nick. And Melton has actual dirt on Nick at this point too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he might be inspired to try to find a way to inform said ghoul's probation officer to have him tested

Nick’s probation officer doesn’t fucking care. He’s been tested twice since his sentencing and the county is taking a very hands-off approach to all things Rekieta. He’s a sucker if he’s NOT drinking.

 

[Vibralldo]

Fair point, no Aaron means no content for Melton. Who would he even alog, Keanu?

Instead, he’d just go after Nick. And Melton has actual dirt on Nick at this point too.

This would be the funniest outcome IMHO

 

[AltisticRight]

New interim conditions just dropped for the Toe:

Spoiler

06/25/2025
Interim conditions for IMHOLTE, AARON MICHAEL
Judicial Officer: Schultz, Heidi E.

• Post Bail or Bond with No Conditions
  $100,000.00
  100,000.00 U S dollars
• Remain law-abiding
• Make all future court appearances
• Make and maintain contact with attorney
• Do not leave Minnesota without written court approval
• Keep court/attorney informed of current address
• Contact your probation officer as directed.
• No contact with victim(s)
• Do not enter victim's residence
• Stay a reasonable distance away from victim's residence
• Conditions, other
• Post Cash Bail with Conditions
  $5,000.00
  5,000.00 U S dollars
• Post Bail or Bond with Conditions
  $50,000.00

What crimes are more serious than dosing children with drugs? Sending a singular topless photo of a skank to a single other man. It was never publicly shown. The child doser gets to spout all the faggotry in the world and harass the defendant's friends in real life by trying to fight them with a fat gross paedophile, while on a one-way restraining order that violates the first amendment.

Someone asked the bailiff if it was over yet (or something to that effect). One of the Behind People whisper-said, “Haven’t you ever been arrested before?”

These guys are fucking pathetic. Being arrested for anything isn't brag worthy.

Apparently the owner of Stoney's Bar (Aaron Imholte's show sponsor and friend) tried to fistfight Patrick Melton.

Nobody believes him. They were probably being disorderly and harassing other customers.

 

[Vibralldo]

What crimes are more serious than dosing children with drugs? Sending a singular topless photo of a skank to a single other man. It was never publicly shown. The child doser gets to spout all the faggotry in the world and harass the defendant's friends in real life by trying to fight them with a fat gross paedophile, while on a one-way restraining order that violates the first amendment.

Unfortunately it really just comes down to Nick being a sociopath with no shame willing to do anything and everything to fuck Aaron including watching every one of his streams and reporting anything he can, and Aaron being a cuck pussy that won't even put a restraining order out to stop Melton from sexualizing his preteen daughter.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Idk what to make of it, maybe a grand conspiracy to protect rackets or something the county is doing... all it tells me is that The Kandiyohi County court system sucks (ala bodycam mainly), and that there's something funny afoot.
Then again Aaron is lolcow in his own right, so ehhh I don't really care.
Cope time for when the boycam comes out and it shatters everything there; at the very least I'm hoping it causes the county to be financially rekt due to their retardo decisions.

 

[johnnynoname]

Instead, he’d just go after Nick. And Melton has actual dirt on Nick at this point too.

i mean, we're all waiting for the eventual snaking between these two

the real question is do nick or melton think that neither of them is going to snake the other in due time

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

Fair point, no Aaron means no content for Melton. Who would he even alog, Keanu?

Not forget the three/four retards that depends on the same content. Just an rent due for one of them, the blood will be on the water.

Aaron being a cuck pussy that won't even put a restraining order out to stop Melton from sexualizing his preteen daughter

I've forgot about this, if Aaron after get out don't get an restraining order to fuck with Melton, he probably need to come back to Rekieta because he likes to get fucked.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I won't be here for page 9999, but thanks for all the laughs and letting us see just how far down rock bottom truly is when you finally get there, Nick.
Here's to 10k more.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Cope time for when the boycam comes out and it shatters everything there; at the very least I'm hoping it causes the county to be financially rekt due to their retardo decisions.

If the bodycam ever comes out it won't ever negate that the county is at best incompetent or at worst corrupt as hell. If the footage gets released it's solely cause a higher court will tell them to, not because they actually believe in transparency or accountability.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Idk what to make of it, maybe a grand conspiracy to protect rackets or something the county is doing... all it tells me is that The Kandiyohi County court system sucks (ala bodycam mainly), and that there's something funny afoot.
Then again Aaron is lolcow in his own right, so ehhh I don't really care.
Cope time for when the boycam comes out and it shatters everything there; at the very least I'm hoping it causes the county to be financially rekt due to their retardo decisions.

Again, Aaron is not being prosecuted by Kandiyohi County. He is being prosecuted by Stearns County. This has now been said about 30 times in the past few days ITT.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

These people don't think much.
Now Aaron is in jail, what's the content is going to be?Because milking an sentence will get stale very fast.
So they probably will cannibalize themself with a faggier version of blood sports, now with more pedo shit and rekietas nudes photo.

Per someone else in the thread, that’s effectively what they’ve been doing for years. They find someone to pile on and do until that person gets wise, gets imprisoned, or fucks off.

The Dabbleverse people are off shots of Opie and Anthony fans who @Null wisely denied a board to years ago. They are the retarded younger sibling of OnA (Patrick Tomlinson’s alogs) that got kicked in the head by a horse. OnA is more friendly to fucking with their lolcows via Twitter trolling and texting Pat as the Lizard King or Chewbacca, the Dabbleverse people are the type who will throw a brick at a retard and laugh when the retard clutches their head in agony. Aaron needs to understand that he’s not being smart for enduring it. There’s no real money in it. Letting them mock your children is not worth a pittance.

OnA does actually have some hardline, don’t personally try to fuck with Pat rules. They do find it funny if you stay at Pat’s shitty AirBNB, but not if you vandalize it. When one of Pat’s trolls drunkenly drove up to go to a bar and ask about Pat (Big Dick Andrew) they mocked him a bit until the court hearing where the guy said “Yeah, this is a gay Internet beef. Sorry Judge” and then Pat made an ass of himself.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Isn't trying to solicit a violation of such an order itself unlawful?

Seriously, Nick's behavior resembles someone who knows someone has a stay-away order and is constantly stalking them jumping out in front of them.

No contact orders, Protection orders, Restraining Orders, etc.... are a one way street. Aaron is the only one under it. Should it be that way? Nope, but I've been in court more than once and brought this type of problem (victims and their families that do the harassing) up on the record and the judge just stares at me and the prosecutor just shrugs.


People who weaponize restraining orders abuse them all the time:
-Wives inviting their man back over
-Victim chasing the aggressor all over town to harass them to the point they call the cops (have had my clients do that before...and that makes for great fodder at a hearing to kill a protection order)

 

[Horrified Bystander]

New interim conditions just dropped for the Toe:


06/25/2025
Interim conditions for IMHOLTE, AARON MICHAEL
Judicial Officer: Schultz, Heidi E.

• Post Bail or Bond with No Conditions
  $100,000.00
  100,000.00 U S dollars
• Remain law-abiding
• Make all future court appearances
• Make and maintain contact with attorney
• Do not leave Minnesota without written court approval
• Keep court/attorney informed of current address
• Contact your probation officer as directed.
• No contact with victim(s)
• Do not enter victim's residence
• Stay a reasonable distance away from victim's residence
• Conditions, other
• Post Cash Bail with Conditions
  $5,000.00
  5,000.00 U S dollars
• Post Bail or Bond with Conditions
  $50,000.00

You mean to tell me sharing a single nude is worse than dealer-levels of coke possession and drugging your children? Minnesota is a failed state.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

One day the wrong (right) person is going to see or hear Melton act/speak this way, decides that he's definitely a sex offender (whether or not they have tangible evidence), and then feed him a shotgun and pull the trigger. And that person would deserve a goddamned medal for it, too. It's fairly common knowledge that people who hurt children are the bottom of the food chain in prison, because even some of the worst prisoners to exist recognize and draw that line. He wouldn't survive incarceration, even at 6'7" and 400+ lbs, he'd be a prime target to get a permanent retirement from life through prison justice.

It's all fun and jokes (to him), until someone decides those jokes aren't funny and deserve a permanent end. Good fucking riddance.

I'm dropping by on this thread, and I know Aaron fucked up (from what I've read so far). With that considered, Melton is one of the people who makes me MATI and seeing him dodge his comeuppance makes me wonder how much longer will it get for him to get for him to get the punch to the face he deserves.

Also, how does he intimidate people, with his weight and size? Someone who knows how to fight can clearly put him to the floor and quick.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

No. No contact orders are a one way street. Aaron is the only one under it. Should it be that way? Nope, but I've been in court more than once and brought it up on the record and the judge just stares at me and the prosecutor just shrugs.


People who weaponize restraining orders abuse them all the time:
-Wives inviting their man back over
-Victim chasing the aggressor all over town to harass them to the point they call the cops (have had my clients do that before...and that makes for great fodder at a hearing to kill a protection order)

Didn’t Turtleboy suffer from this during the Karen Read trial? Pretty sure Paul O’Queef and one of the Alberts decided to fuck with Aidan by having some crazy bitch show up to court and force him into a scenario where it was weaponized.

Basically using the shield as a vengeful sword or something for someone more poetic to come up with.

 

[Stiffy]

Don't worry folks God will have the final Lol at Nitrous Nick, and probably sooner than later.

 

[WebFelching]

Greeting and salutations Balldo Thread,
I'm gonna risk a TMI a little bit and share a story from my personal life which I think will help illuminate the question of Melton's possible desires.

During university I used to have a friend who I hung out with a lot. He was a normal(ish) guy with no weird sexual tendencies. To keep things fun and in the spirit of this thread lets call him Aaron. Now my friend Aaron starts hanging out a lot with another friend I don't really know well, lets call him Nick. For x y and z reasons I am not able to see Aaron for a period of time and during that time he has been solo with Nick doing normal things nothing super untoward, but one thing I notice when I start hanging out with him again is he has a new habit of making really weird jokes.

Suddenly every punchline is about sucking dick and fucking ass and other male on male sexual topics. Now I don't really say anything the first couple of times this happens but after a certain point I kind of have to get it out of the way and I ask Aaron, "Aaron, why the sudden interest in sucking my dick and fucking my ass, I get you're saying its a joke but we've never made these jokes before and I don't particularly find them funny" etc etc. And Aaron defending himself just says "oh no man its no big deal, when I hang out with Nick he makes those jokes all the time and I just got used to it. Its funny!". I tell Aaron I don't think these comments from Nick are just nothing, I think people are inclined to talk about things that are on their mind whether they portray that as a joke or not. Aaron just blows me off (as a figure of speech) and continues on hanging with Nick like nothing ever happened and I don't think about it that much anymore.

Fast forward a month or two later, I'm with Aaron and I ask him about his newfound friendship and how it is going. Kiwis, believe it or not, Aaron tells me has totally cut Nick off after Nick asked to do a little dick sucking and ass fucking one night they were alone. I believe in return for money at a time when Aaron was short considerably for tuition (and would be homeless without it) VERY predatory behavior beyond just normal faggotry.

Now I am not saying this is the case with everyone who makes wacky jokes (I mean we're on KF here I think people are known to make a colorful comment or two), but from my personal experiences both online and in person I can assure there are a lot of guys out there with very how do you say non vanilla desires who are expressing them publicly under the guise of "ITS JUST JOKES GUYZZZ SERIOUSLY !!!"
I believe firmly Melton is one such character.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Know who the real victim in all of this is? Stallyn19. I only ever watched his channel for STMS clips because STMS is too boring to watch otherwise. And nobody watches anything else Stallyn19 puts up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Know who the real victim in all of this is? Stallyn19. I only ever watched his channel for STMS clips because STMS is too boring to watch otherwise. And nobody watches anything else Stallyn19 puts up.

Keep scrolling down that popular tab. There’s not a single ST clip in the top 40 most popular videos.