BScCollateral
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It's a good one. I prefer the ones where his screwups are explicitly called out and showed, given I'm not familiar with all these games.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Dave's Mailman
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Dave hasn't been south of 200 lbs. since high school, if even then. I don't know where he gets his delusions.
He is 5'12", he said so himself.
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Im calling it now there's no way deathstranding 2 will survive more then 3 streams without a wage quit. Unless OIC really wants him to play it.
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"Were you winning?"
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BREAKING NEWS:
On mobile so cant screenshot good, but someone contacted the Cast n Chill developer. Apparently they have Phil a code to play the game, hence why it was still wishlist for him. They also said they'll be more careful about who they give codes to in the future due to how Phil acted.
On mobile so cant screenshot good, but someone contacted the Cast n Chill developer. Apparently they have Phil a code to play the game, hence why it was still wishlist for him. They also said they'll be more careful about who they give codes to in the future due to how Phil acted.
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behold, the streamer who keeps it real w/o sponsors and has NEVER SOULED OUT
"i cant just play the game for me!"
"i cant just play the game for me!"
Comma
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This cringe shit gets me every time. He truly thinks he's some kind of hot-shot news anchor, doesn't he?
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Alright, I'm clocking out and turning this shit off. Can't even hate-watch this clown show.
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Alright, I'm clocking out and turning this shit off. Can't even hate-watch this clown show.
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Phil has been doing this for 17 years, of course he knows what he's doing duhuh. Those news anchor-style intros get him 800 views while having 200000 dead subs.
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Oh my god! I can't believe it!
Phil lied to us!
BlockedByDaylight
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Ultimate clown mode for his premiere Death Stranding 2 stream. He's been acting like an absolute idiot for the entire first hour. It's funny how he shits on streamers who cater to children, but he has no problems doing it himself when he tries to go viral. This shit is just cringe and his dumb jokes are unbearable.
*The Main Character comes on-screen*
Phil: "There he is, Samwise Gamgee-Porter!"
Kill yourself.
*The Main Character comes on-screen*
Phil: "There he is, Samwise Gamgee-Porter!"
Kill yourself.
San Dimas High School
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You can tell he wants to be Mystery Science Theater 3k so badly except he isn't funny and can't think on his feet at all. It's really sad to watch. Anyone else would just be quiet.
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The worst Phil content is this fucking clownmode shit he does
The entire intro to this Death Stranding 2 stream has been Phil at maximum annoyance levels, it is unreal. I feel unwell. Him being shit at games is one thing but him trying to be funny like this is just unbearable, I genuinely hate it.
Ardath
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He does this when he doesn't want a game to succeed because he doesn't want to play it, he did the same thing with KCD2, notice he doesn't clown out to his beloved yakuza.
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dsp on a date is probably just as autistic as every other thing he does. Imagine paying for the bill lol he’s such a nigger
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Clownmode is one of Phil's worst career moves. You can only tolerate that shit if you're Derich/Jayde levels of stupid. I don't even think most of the whales watch it, they just drive by tip then leave. He's only unintentionally funny when he's angry, desperate or both.
So Phil completely retconned his Elden Ring and Sekiro playthroughs. He's now claiming he mastered Elden Rings and beat Malenia multiple times easily. Then he claimed that he didn't brag about not using summons or any Ashes because he got nothing from it, despite the fact that he kept claiming he was better than everybody else because he wasn't using them. His Sekiro gameplay lies was more of the same, he mastered the game and perfected parrying. He beat the final boss in three attempts while taking 15 minutes while everybody else was taking hours to beat it.
This is it, there is no "timeline", "history", or "video evidence of the contrary" in Phils world. Everything he says now is the truth, any thing that refutes the claim, even if it's from his own streams or mouth, is wrong. The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.
This is it, there is no "timeline", "history", or "video evidence of the contrary" in Phils world. Everything he says now is the truth, any thing that refutes the claim, even if it's from his own streams or mouth, is wrong. The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.