Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[rusty shackleford 1]

my resident Jew frens- the Jewish women in wigs thing, does that only apply to certain interpretations of the religion? Maybe she leans in and we get Becky in a bad wig.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

my resident Jew frens- the Jewish women in wigs thing, does that only apply to certain interpretations of the religion? Maybe she leans in and we get Becky in a bad wig.

That's only for Ortho women. The Reform Jews are basically a social club. They don't follow any actual Jewish rules. Orthodox women wear either a wig or a tichel typically.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Or she just wants an excuse to drop the Judaism thing eventually? I realllly wanna see her stop claiming to be Jewish. It’s losing its victimhood status, so I’m hoping it’ll lose its appeal completely.

Judaism is losing its status on the SJW totem pole, due to the shit going on with Israel and "Free Palestine" being the New Hotness in those circles. So I would not be surprised if Becky "suddenly" abandons her True and Honest Faith for one that puts her a few notches higher on the Progressive Stack.

I really hope so, because I look forward to all the Muslims online that will call her out for eating pork, not wearing a head covering, or attending Mosque services.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I would be surprised if she dropped the Jew LARP as long as she's still suckling from Jackson's trust fund. His family had the nominal Jewish heritage that supposedly prompted them to convert after Jack's Dad died.

Plus, if she switched to Islam she'd have to cover up those fun bags she loves showing off despite the intense dysphoria they supposedly cause her. And even the most liberal Muslims typically aren't on FetLife (although Jack would be permitted extra wives).


Today, Becky's claiming such a severe muscle injury that she needs to stay off her feet for a whole week. I know she's just lying and her household is calling her out, but did she rip her thigh muscle doing intensive Marathon training or something? Oh wait, no, probably it's from some stupid "impact" play session she did with Arthur Chu and now she's Leg Disabled.

 

[Temperance]

Today, Becky's claiming such a severe muscle injury that she needs to stay off her feet for a whole week.

Meanwhile, on Fetlife... she's interested in attending an event just two days from now. Very curious!



More additions to her fetish list, btw:

RemembrancerMx is into Sex In Public.

RemembrancerMx is curious about Sex in the cemetery.

Uhhh...

 

[repentance]

I doubt it was "I can save her" and more like "I am a balding, spineless shell of a man who found the one woman who will give me a speck of pussy". As I mentioned in the Zoe Quinn thread recently, many men - especially desperate and vagina deprived ones like Jackson - have thrown away whole EMPIRES just for the chance to cum in some mid-tier cunt.

Jackson may have been nerdy looking and socially inept but he was young enough when they met that him being from a wealthy, influential family alone would have put him on the radar of at least a couple of other women.

This is what he looked like around the time they became engaged in 2008. They'd been together for two and a half years at that point. Jackson's cardinal sin wasn't having no options, but being young and inexperienced (Becky was 18 and Jackson 19 when they got together and they started living together within months).


Becky was almost certainly as conniving then as she is now and looking to bag herself a catch (I remain convinced that Jackson is on Hannah's birth certificate solely to establish a legal basis for her eventually inheriting from the Gerber estate, even if Jackson splits at some point - leaving Becky free to squander whatever she inherits from Mami and Papi).

Jackson is without doubt spineless, but it wouldn't surprise me if the only thing keeping him with Becky at this point is fear of being alone. While Becky would undoubtedly be a vindictive cunt if he left, their sordid life is already public knowledge thanks to Becky which limits any meaningful damage she could do. She certainly doesn't have the same access to resources for a prolonged legal battle that Jackson does and there's nothing she could do about it if he wanted nothing to do with Hannah. Her greatest fear right now has to be Jackson growing a pair of balls. and following in Daniel's footsteps.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Jackson may have been nerdy looking and socially inept but he was young enough when they met that him being from a wealthy, influential family alone would have put him on the radar of at least a couple of other women.

This is what he looked like around the time they became engaged in 2008. They'd been together for two and a half years at that point. Jackson's cardinal sin wasn't having no options, but being young and inexperienced (Becky was 18 and Jackson 19 when they got together and they started living together within months).

Just to add to the lore from what I remember - we had a couple leaks over the years who noted that Jack was completely and thoroughly obsessed and enmeshed with Becky during this period. She love-bombed him, certainly, but he did the same to her. He was thirsty as shit and super protective/controlling and terrified of Becky leaving him, all while she cheated on him constantly.

He jumped dick first into this shit and has enjoyed the tornadoes of emotion as much as she has.

In other words, Jack totally fell for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl meme without ever noticing that all he really got was the Manic part.



Adding: she deleted her Woe Is Me post about her pulled muscle in favor of this:

 

[sarna]

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This illustrates something that came up a little bit ago: Becky has always had a stare like some shit out of the Exorcist.

 

[Panzerfrau]

This illustrates something that came up a little bit ago: Becky has always had a stare like some shit out of the Exorcist.

Was going to write the same - it's crazy to me she had the same "fifty years old, crazy, meth addict" face even back then.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This illustrates something that came up a little bit ago: Becky has always had a stare like some shit out of the Exorcist.

Stunt double for Gollum.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Remember when Grandma Gerber was so evil right around Mother's Day? What a rapid recovery for their relationship now that grandma can take care of the baby while Becky puts her feet up!

 

[swingbatta]

Well, I've seen a lot of women suddenly convert to a religion requiring headcovering right about when aging or dye use caused their hair to noticeably thin. Becky could be a few box dye jobs away from becoming a hijabi. Then again, maybe that's too much work. There's no way she'd learn to wrap a tichel, either.

I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up going the "Veiled Pagan" route. It's a big hit among the witchy types (if she remembers that she is one, that is.) Many cover their hair while still being tits out, because something something glamor of protection something hair is sacred tits are not.

I think the Judaism larp is drying up; it really was en vogue for a long time from around 2015 - 2020, with a lot of online creators/personalities hyping up their Jewish background, but with Palestine in the mix and Israel deciding to bomb every Arab country around them (which, remember, are full of peace-loving, progressive, marginalized people), it's lost a lot of its shine.

Also tbh I think it would be hilarious if she started going full witch. C'mon Becky, give us a Lilith worship arc.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Also tbh I think it would be hilarious if she started going full witch. C'mon Becky, give us a Lilith worship arc.

She already did that, and her current bio says "Jewish Bruje"

Early in the thread you can find lots of Becky's "magick" posts from luckymojo forums or whatever that site was called. She claimed to be "scary good" at love magick which was, actually, just her prolific skills at love-bombing.

 

[Wargarbl]

She already did that, and her current bio says "Jewish Bruje"

Early in the thread you can find lots of Becky's "magick" posts from luckymojo forums or whatever that site was called. She claimed to be "scary good" at love magick which was, actually, just her prolific skills at love-bombing.

The "magic" is that she's willing to take a lot of faildick from people who'd otherwise be unfuckable. Abra-cadabra!

 

[AnOminous]

Today, Becky's claiming such a severe muscle injury that she needs to stay off her feet for a whole week. I know she's just lying and her household is calling her out, but did she rip her thigh muscle doing intensive Marathon training or something? Oh wait, no, probably it's from some stupid "impact" play session she did with Arthur Chu and now she's Leg Disabled.

Oh how convenient she has an "injury" and the "prescription" is lie around like a useless fucking lump stoned out of her mind like she does every other day.

 

[Printemps]

Jackson may have been nerdy looking and socially inept but he was young enough when they met that him being from a wealthy, influential family alone would have put him on the radar of at least a couple of other women.

This is what he looked like around the time they became engaged in 2008. They'd been together for two and a half years at that point. Jackson's cardinal sin wasn't having no options, but being young and inexperienced (Becky was 18 and Jackson 19 when they got together and they started living together within months).

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Becky was almost certainly as conniving then as she is now and looking to bag herself a catch (I remain convinced that Jackson is on Hannah's birth certificate solely to establish a legal basis for her eventually inheriting from the Gerber estate, even if Jackson splits at some point - leaving Becky free to squander whatever she inherits from Mami and Papi).

Jackson is without doubt spineless, but it wouldn't surprise me if the only thing keeping him with Becky at this point is fear of being alone. While Becky would undoubtedly be a vindictive cunt if he left, their sordid life is already public knowledge thanks to Becky which limits any meaningful damage she could do. She certainly doesn't have the same access to resources for a prolonged legal battle that Jackson does and there's nothing she could do about it if he wanted nothing to do with Hannah. Her greatest fear right now has to be Jackson growing a pair of balls. and following in Daniel's footsteps.

Remember when looking at these photos that Becky has claimed that when she was this age, she stopped traffic in Rome because men kept jumping out of their cars to tell her she was the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen and they wanted to hire her as a model.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Remember when looking at these photos that Becky has claimed that when she was this age, she stopped traffic in Rome because men kept jumping out of their cars to tell her she was the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen and they wanted to hire her as a model.

I haven't spent a ton of time in Italy, but that sounds like typical Italian dudes flirting. It can be pretty intense, but none of them actually mean it. I'm perfectly willing to believe a bunch of horned up Italian guys were trying to bed her, though.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Remember when looking at these photos that Becky has claimed that when she was this age, she stopped traffic in Rome because men kept jumping out of their cars to tell her she was the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen and they wanted to hire her as a model. throw the large collection of trash some rude American left laying around in public.

 

[Pargon]

Was going to write the same - it's crazy to me she had the same "fifty years old, crazy, meth addict" face even back then.

It’s her bizarre sunken eyes imo. She’s got orbital sockets you could explore with a submersible.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Adding: she deleted her Woe Is Me post about her pulled muscle in favor of this:

Who the fuck is incapacitated by a pulled muscle? Unless you're a concert cellist or pitching for the major leagues, who cares? Rub on some icy hot and get along with things. She doesn't even know to be embarrassed by these excuses and make up better ones, it's kind of fascinating.