Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Anonymus Fluhre]

5'5 according to Cagematch.

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=25383&name=Kidd+Bandit

I have to call BS on his trainers. If he trained with Cody Rhodes and Santino Marello he should be much better in the ring.

Only people there at the time that was training people full time was Glacier and QT Marshal. Santeno closed his school in 2020.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey has plans on doing his old shtick of cosplaying, youtube videos, and twitch streams once he "locks in" and get his goal body.

He fuckin dyed his hair a different color AGAIN I swear it's like every other day this dude is dying his hair a new color.

Apparently years ago before he became a wrestler and trooned out Joey worked for Universal Studios in California for some Water stunt show.

Joey now identifies as a problem.

And finally there's some front facing videos of Joey doing his dances at the event where he hurt himself twerking, and for some reason the one video has 2006 Youtube audio quality.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That hair is fucking fried.

 

[Candidae]

At this rate we're either going to get a hilarious attempt at a pixie-cut natural hair recovery arc, or he will start a Jim Sterling awful wig arc cause holy shit that hair is ruined. Those ends are going to break off bad and the texture must be so terrible to run your fingers through. It already looks like his sides are uneven.
I don't think he realises girls whose hair "changes" every week and especially on instagram are wearing realistic wigs. Or that it's not being changed nearly as much as he thinks from avoidance of bleach, to refreshing hair with new colours based on how the previous ones faded out, and using products designed for minimal damage while accounting for the damage that will happen and making up for it. His stupid ass probably hasn't even discovered that people with dark Asian hair are recommended to use lift and deposit hair dyes as opposed to bleaching it every time and find a salon that that can do it. He's actually box frying his hair and even stupid enough to bleach it every time with seemingly no hair care routine. I'm amazed.

Also I still have no clue how he manages to hurt himself going down on his knees. I guess those hormones deteriorated his body quick because I figured he had a lot of experience in that regard.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So tomorrow is the 4th anniversary of Joey debuting in wrestling, and he decided to thank his fans by posting nudes of himself and having plans to create a new onlyfans account to become a millionaire.

Spoiler: Man with fake breasts (NSFW)

At the same time he admits that he only does the thirst trap shit to get attention from his troon-chasing fans.

He wants to be in a video game or some TV show for his fans.

Promoting his next match for tomorrow.

He's apparently a big fan of Ironheart.

And finally HE ADMITS THAT HE EDITS HIS PICTURES WITH FILTERS. I wonder how long its going to take for him to do a 180 on this post, so i saved it.

https://archive.is/VjSri

 

[Lick the Ball]

He looks like a literal child in those OnlyFans pics. Says a lot about his chasers.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He looks like a literal child in those OnlyFans pics. Says a lot about his chasers.

Says a lot about Joey too if that's the kind of look he's going for.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey went to some Goth Party with his girlfriend and apparently was kissing a bunch of people. By the sounds and looks of it, it was probably a Goth Orgy.

Some Journalist had some interview with Joey and posted the interview on Patreon so if anyone wants to pay 3 dollars to listen to Joey talk about wrestling there you go.

Joey hates UFC for having Trump at their events.

He's arguing with Brianna Wu again over troons and if they should pass.

He supports prostitution because "Being free" is a good thing.

And get this, he's starting a harem, with plans on keeping it quiet and not talking about it after how his last relationship went. Some people are looking to join his future harem, one guy wants to have a commune next to Joey's harem, and some guy calls him a groomer about it and Joey blocks him.

 

[moocow]

Joey went to some Goth Party with his girlfriend and apparently was kissing a bunch of people. By the sounds and looks of it, it was probably a Goth Orgy.
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And get this, he's starting a harem, with plans on keeping it quiet and not talking about it after how his last relationship went. Some people are looking to join his future harem, one guy wants to have a commune next to Joey's harem, and some guy calls him a groomer about it and Joey blocks him.

So he's a tranny, but openly boasts about fucking women (as a man), and seems happy women are (bizarrely) lining up to "serve" him (are they star-fuckers, or just broken whores?). Oh and naturally the industry he's infiltrating welcomes him with open arms. Seems legit.

Also, why are they talking like niggers?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Real woman like Joey, so woman like you can see the buldge of your girl cock in the second beach photo.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So he's a tranny, but openly boasts about fucking women (as a man), and seems happy women are (bizarrely) lining up to "serve" him (are they star-fuckers, or just broken whores?). Oh and naturally the industry he's infiltrating welcomes him with open arms. Seems legit.

What gets me is that he constantly talks about wanting to get his dick cut off and how hes going to use the money from the shirts he sells to get a stinkditch installed, yet at the same time he keeps fucking or wanting to fuck women so unless he wants to have women lick his stinkditch or fuck them with a strap on I don't see how he plans on continuing fucking after getting his dick cut off. Maybe it's just a grift to get more money out of his troon-chasing fans and he's never planning on getting his dick cut off.

Or maybe I'm looking at this too much and he's just a porn-brained coomer that gets sexual pleasure out of the most depraved shit.

 

[Ghostse]

And get this, he's starting a harem, with plans on keeping it quiet and not talking about it after how his last relationship went. Some people are looking to join his future harem, one guy wants to have a commune next to Joey's harem, and some guy calls him a groomer about it and Joey blocks him.

Imagine the the smell.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Some people are looking to join his future harem, one guy wants to have a commune next to Joey's harem.

Saying that no one will ever learn of anything about his harem of ugly men who shouldn't be in wigs wanting to fuck him and even uglier women who should use wigs.

Lmaoest of evens, who are we kidding? Are we really claiming here that historically, harems don't tend to produce the most vengeful, scorned ex-partners on this planet? The kind that would spill everything upon learning that you are in fact a "popular" public figure? Nigga please, we'll know more than your doctor by month's end.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Some people are looking to join his future harem

It would be so funny if someone posted the people offering to join the harem- it's always ugly trannies who reply to these types of tweets over in the L's thread. Some of the thumbnails themselves are already funny. I would do it myself but I don't have a Twitter X and I'm lazy

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

It would be so funny if someone posted the people offering to join the harem- it's always ugly trannies who reply to these types of tweets over in the L's thread. Some of the thumbnails themselves are already funny. I would do it myself but I don't have a Twitter X and I'm lazy

Here you go for some of them. It's mostly troons, wrestling fans, and an indie wrestler.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

This statement is tone-deaf, coming from a man who thinks he's a woman and that his fantasy life is on social media for everyone to see in the first place. People want to see the true miserable Bandit who will always remind himself that he's a man even if he gets the chop.

 

[Oliver Onions]

>publicly announce your harem plans
>"none of yall will ever hear about it"

His shit truly is all gay and retarded.

 

[JohnMc]

(are they star-fuckers, or just broken whores?).

Probably just broken whores. He's not that big of a star. He's not really a star at all outside of LGBT circles.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Joey's harem won't stop Calvin Tankman from chokeslamming him into the sweet void. If anything Joey is letting innocents into the path of the biggest baddest blackest man in pro wrestling. Calvin Tankman is still hunting him all around the world ever since he dodged him in Japan, trying to add additional bodies so that you can escape won't work. Calvin is Joey's final destination, he'll die multiple times at every sight of a big black man or a rotund shadow whereas Calvin will die only once when Joey uses foul Thai Tranny magic to pin him.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's been posting some pictures of himself getting choked out, because it appears he's into that shit among all the other weird sex stuff he does.
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He's also posting more thirst trap shit to gain more traction from chasers.

He apparently encourages dog troon surgeries.

He tries to justify blocking people and why its a good thing to block them.

And finally he decided to upload an old video from his match with John Morrison from a few years ago where he yelled out "Trans Rights Motherfuckers" and the crowd soys out. Coincidentally Joey was involved in the production of this specific show.