DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

It shouldn't shock me at this point but I am genuinely surprised at how bad Phil is at spending money even.
This Steam Sale Stream (a concept alone I find absurd even for him) is so fucking painful. Chat is literally yelling at him explaining to him how DLC bundles work for Truck Sim.
I cannot believe it is this bad.

He can't even navigate the fucking Steam store lmao the stream was fucking abysmal. He really fucking hates gaming seeing his Rimworld reaction was just so cringe.

 

[Balr0g]

How often is he crashing out these days? I mean Jesus it's like he is under huge pressure or something and needs any cope he can get

Or is this simply the midlife crisis now in full swing?

Btw have you realized that he has conditioned his dents to give him a monthly "stipend" of at least 6000$? It seems that every week he gets to devour slob which means he gets 1.500$ each week. Multiply by 4 and he gets a whopping 6.000$ each month. For this nontent. Though if that is translated into a yearly income it would go down to 72.000 $. But of course he also "supplements" his income with "DSP monetizes it" marathons. Marathons that were paid for but he still expects extra money (hopefulkly in the 3k range because...reasons). Seems like there is one positive saide of being retrarded: you feel no shame asking for this sum of money each week right?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I didn't watch it and barely listened to it in the background. He really wanted to do nothing tonight and the dents showered him in money for it. Really wish we'd get a full phone book on Ur_Future_Stepdad.

Anyways, there were a lot of games that stuck out at me that I heard. Rimworld of course is going viral (for all the wrong reasons, Phil). Amazing complex game with simple graphics. I heard him mention Gods Will Be Watching and Lobotomy Corporation. I know he blew up LC, but those are 2 of the hardest games I ever played. Really wish I could see him fail at those.

 

[neger psykolog]

I am helping to spread the good word of DSP to the people. I am the penultimate detractor, I will always be in 4th place.

I will consneed to you both, but DSP will forever remain the penultimate lolcow.

DSP will forever remain the next-to-last lolcow? What does that even mean?

 

[shekelshoah666]

How often is he crashing out these days? I mean Jesus it's like he is under huge pressure or something and needs any cope he can get

Or is this simply the midlife crisis now in full swing?

Btw have you realized that he has conditioned his dents to give him a monthly "stipend" of at least 6000$? It seems that every week he gets to devour slob which means he gets 1.500$ each week. Multiply by 4 and he gets a whopping 6.000$ each month. For this nontent. Though if that is translated into a yearly income it would go down to 72.000 $. But of course he also "supplements" his income with "DSP monetizes it" marathons. Marathons that were paid for but he still expects extra money (hopefulkly in the 3k range because...reasons). Seems like there is one positive saide of being retrarded: you feel no shame asking for this sum of money each week right?

He has been trying hard to normalize 2 DSP Tries It a week which is 20 goals the last few weeks which is just fucking crazy unless a eurocuck is dropping by to give his paycheck every week. It's just never enough and he is just going to keep getting worse every time he has a few days of no goals.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He has been trying hard to normalize 2 DSP Tries It a week which is 20 goals the last few weeks which is just fucking crazy unless a eurocuck is dropping by to give his paycheck every week. It's just never enough and he is just going to keep getting worse every time he has a few days of no goals.

phil treats money the same way bossmanjack does, its a number in some stoopid boring banking application that he can turn into a much cooler and shinier number in an online game if he gets lucky enough. theres no such thing as enough money because theres no such thing as a big enough shiny number.

based on this undeniable fact of life phil has been trying to turn around his business mahdel, having dsp tries it cover a larger portion of his doordashing while all his other income from hitting goals goes straight into the hogans

 

[Balr0g]

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Phil is a non fuctional retard

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is a non fuctional retard

At this point I'm surprised major AAA studios don't just sponsor him and give him early access to games before PewDiePie or anyone else just for the sake of comedy - it would at least get actual attention in this day and age

 

[SpellforceFan]

At this point I'm surprised major AAA studios don't just sponsor him and give him early access to games before PewDiePie or anyone else just for the sake of comedy - it would at least get actual attention in this day and age

If you think about it seriously, then a retard failing to do simple stuff in your game would give others the impression that said game was clunky/too mechanically complicated. DSP is best used as a prop, like in that Sony presentation, where they've shown footage of him flailing around as a proof that AAA titles need to steer player towards solutions, because even complete and utter retards deserve to experience the story.

 

[neger psykolog]

If you think about it seriously, then a retard failing to do simple stuff in your game would give others the impression that said game was clunky/too mechanically complicated. DSP is best used as a prop, like in that Sony presentation, where they've shown footage of him flailing around as a proof that AAA titles need to steer player towards solutions, because even complete and utter retards deserve to experience the story.

But that's the joke. When half life 3 is ready ignore all the faggots like sir moist critical and rest of those boring niggers and just give it do DSP so everyone interested in the game gets super frustrated as they not only will have to watch him deal with philosophical crouch jump questions but also have to endure a 4 hour prestrean and and 6 hours of him fucking around in the settings and failing to even play the game while like 20 million people are watching him.

It would be penultimate levels of funny

 

[Harract]

Dude is such a graphics whore.

To be so disgusted at rimworld and not play it despite many telling him for years, but excited to play mindseye day 1 is crazy to me.

 

[Fapcop]

At this point I'm surprised major AAA studios don't just sponsor him and give him early access to games before PewDiePie or anyone else just for the sake of comedy - it would at least get actual attention in this day and age

It’d be pretty funny if a big studio launched a tongue in cheek campaign with Phil. “EARLY COPY FOR THE KING!” Or something like that.

Kinda like when Kino Casino started calling him “King” and built up to the snaking everyone could see coming from faraway.

The only one who likely couldn’t see the wink-wink Phil would likely think he FINALLY would be getting the respect he deserves.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Dude is such a graphics whore.

To be so disgusted at rimworld and not play it despite many telling him for years, but excited to play mindseye day 1 is crazy to me.

Rimworld requires the player to read and think, two things DSP absolutely despises.

Not that it matters, he'd just ragequit after the second raider attack anyway.

 

[Balr0g]

Rimworld requires the player to read and think, two things DSP absolutely despises.

Not that it matters, he'd just ragequit after the second raider attack anyway.

Considering how he played Darkest Dungeon back in the day I would expect his colony to wither before it even starts. Imagine him playing HOI IV or some other Paradox game.I bet he would even fail at Cities Skylines which is often described as a artist city design game then hardcore city management.

Also int erms of graphics: he thought back in the day that his "upgrade" to direct capture would put back butts in the seats without realizing that he was the problem. He will always be the problem. Insulting viewers, daily crashouts about people who laugh at him, "misrepresenting2 him, huffing his own farts over "achievements". the list goes on and on. I watched WPIG deepdive into DSP' "I don't see colour" claims and in one of his friend request ridicules someone wrote "You act like a 14 year old in a 40 year old body in your videos. Stop making videos" or something similar. Ouch. And that was 2009 or 2010!

 

[Vect]

There's a definite corelation between being a lolcow e-beggar and never using discounts.

 

[neger psykolog]

Dude is such a graphics whore.

To be so disgusted at rimworld and not play it despite many telling him for years, but excited to play mindseye day 1 is crazy to me.

Phil is right. You know what game had amazing graphic? Super Street Fighter 2 tubo autism: neogeo conversion for the atari 2600 black and white VGA edition

 

[Nate Dingus]

2025 seems to really be shaping up as the the Year of the European Dents (witty name TBD)

ConthedentsPhil Begfest

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

It's crazy how quick he is to shut down anything that is in 2d or has a retro vibe to it...

The absolute dichotomy of him buying black mesa and at the same time yelling at project zomboid for being too old.

He's really everything that's wrong with the AAA audience, he doesn't care about gameplay or how a game sets a tone (see how he plays death stranding). He just want a game with flashy graphics a story that's beaten in 2ish hours (that's 10h in Phil) and no difficulty.

The way he treats Indie games as a whole is insufferable. If an Indie is from a genre he'll ignore it and just claims it's an Indie, then compare it to a AAA slop he played from the same genre and call it a rip off.

He's really everything he claims to hate in modern audience.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

At this point I'm surprised major AAA studios don't just sponsor him and give him early access to games before PewDiePie or anyone else just for the sake of comedy - it would at least get actual attention in this day and age

Even "better", Eddie, the owner of Kick gave BossmanJack money so he could gamble on Kick's platform (thus gaining the money back 100%), before BMJ became sort of a liability. If DSP were smarter, some figure like Eddie could sponsor Phil and have him lose money and have the funds returned in the same manner. But only if Phil did the same, or perhaps a similar strategy.

I haven't been keeping much of a closer look to him lately, mostly because he has been miserable lately (and it's sad, really), yet I assume some PC titles would be interesting to see Phil play. If only he could be more like his 2017 self, where he laughed more often. Eh.