Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Beezin'n'Wheezin]

The best pet for her is a pet rock . Nothing can go wrong with that. Or a virtual pet or maybe a plant mom to a cactus or something. See our gorl has options and not cause harm to innocent animals.

Even a tamagotchi deserves better than our lady of lard

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

In addition, that whole "investigation" might not have gone anywhere but I strongly suspect at the minimum the Kuwaiti authorities stamped "NO ENTRY" for her and if she returned she'd be denied a tourist visa.

I would love to see her do a "crying hotel beeze" in Qatar because Kuwait wouldn't renew her visa. It would be reminiscent of when she drove to NY (for McDonalds, of all things) without proof of a COVID test and couldn't get back into Canada (even though she was warned by a border agent), or the last time she tried to lure Nader with a luxury room and marijuana, and he ignored her completely.

How can someone not only be this dumb, but continue to broadcast her stupidity to the internet?

 

[Stephan Kang]

How can someone not only be this dumb, but continue to broadcast her stupidity to the internet?

Because her cockroach luck has held out (in her mind) all this time. She has been free to beeze without, to her, any real ramifications.
We all know eventually you have to pay the piper, but Chins operates in her uniquely fatbrained way that tells her "I CAN BEEZE TO INFINITY AND BEYOND".
Which frankly makes her glorious content because we all know the fall is coming.

 

[Barbarella]

It would be reminiscent of when she drove to NY (for McDonalds, of all things) without proof of a COVID test and couldn't get back into Canada (even though she was warned by a border agent),

She went for Sonic but same difference: she drove to the US for fast food.

I thought she said she forgot her passport. A covid test makes more sense since she could go buy one, take it, and get back in. I never understood how she got back without a passport. I always thought that story was fishy.

 

[brooky]

I never understood how she got back without a passport.

I'm pretty sure she could get back IN to Canada without a passport, because she had other government photo ID. The passport is for going to other countries, she'd only have to prove she was a citizen. For so long, Canadians could enter the US without a passport (and vice versa) so there's enhanced drivers licenses that could be used at the border. It's pretty much only good for driving to the States and back.

The drama about her getting back into the country was the covid test, which took her by surprise. I believe that's why she had to find a hotel and spend the night?

She was also shocked an American store didn't want to take Canadian cash. Even in a border town, it's not like they HAVE to take Canadian cash. And the Canadian dollar is weaker so why would they want it?

She was also surprised her phone was roaming and throttling her data, and she had to use shitty hotel wifi to stream.

It's one of the easiest border crossings in the world (or at least it was back then, even with covid) and yet everything was a surprise to her. She truly lives as though rules just don't apply to her, and is consistently baffled when they actually do.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She went for Sonic but same difference: she drove to the US for fast food.

I thought she said she forgot her passport. A covid test makes more sense since she could go buy one, take it, and get back in. I never understood how she got back without a passport. I always thought that story was fishy.

Who needs such trifling things like "passports" when you have a face card that never decloynes

 

[CreepyPie]

It was the "Covid passport" that she didn't have. She went the day before the restrictions were being lifted, which is why she couldn't get back into Leafland the same day, but was able to do it the next day.

IIRC, that was the motel with the blood smear on the wall and also she wasn't wearing panties when she crossed the border.

 

[Geekerz]

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[Random Internet Person]

I always said that when the money ran out Salad would take off and I was right.

In addition, that whole "investigation" might not have gone anywhere but I strongly suspect at the minimum the Kuwaiti authorities stamped "NO ENTRY" for her and if she returned she'd be denied a tourist visa.

Eh, part of me still thinks she’s going to be in Kuwait after the summertime, and Salah could be there too. That or he’s trying to screw around again, and seems to somewhat be smarter by making it look like he’s headed somewhere with Julia.

As for the investigation, maybe it’ll be cockroach lunch again, but there’s always the chance it doesn’t come back up, or Chantal is let back into Kuwait to deal with the legal issues because reasons involving not being able to be hit in absentia. As for a new tourist visa, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’d let in again because again, no reason for the grunt agent or any superior to worry Chantal will overstay her visa. Making the visa runs one of the only times Chantal has actually used her functioning brain.

1. It's obvious she's in an absolute content lull as she doesn't have a kitchen, can't walk around because of her toe, and hesitant to drive around to show them Cornwall for Canada Day

Hey, showing Cornwall could have been somewhat interesting.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She went for Sonic but same difference: she drove to the US for fast food.

I thought she said she forgot her passport. A covid test makes more sense since she could go buy one, take it, and get back in. I never understood how she got back without a passport. I always thought that story was fishy.

You are confusing two different incidents. The first one was when Malan had kicked her to the curb but she hadn't moved yest so things got awkward. She got up at 5 am and went on a four hour drive (each way) to the US to get a Sonic dog (SO JUICY) and Chik-Fil-A. That's when she didint' have her passport, but they let her back in. The trip over the border for McD's was in the midst of Crackhead Olympics. She had to get a negative COVID test the next day at a CVS in the US to return to Canada. Such an inconvenience and NOT MOY FAULT!!

I hate that I have become this much of a Chantologist. It's not something to be proud of. I also don't watch reality shows because this real-life reality show is all I need .

 

[Clotso Coof]

When people say she is stunted at three years old, they aren't just trying to dis her. They are describing something real.

She even visibly regresses to preschool age when she's especially manipulative to people. The fucking rat face and cutie pie act. You can tell she's been doing it her entire life and her family thinks it's adorable.

Who could forget the baby grunting noises she made at Salah for attention? Or the way her voice dropped into a baby voice when she was begging him for ice cream and donuts at 2am. The fake lisp when she'd say "Thanks, babe!"

Salah played into it for some sick reason. Called her "Baby Born", pinched her cheek, patted her head. I doubt very much that his mother or sister were ever treated like that in public by their husbands.

She likes cats because they’re “fat girl easy”.

They're also free the way she gets them. She finds someone giving away a cat online and sometimes even has them drop the cat off to her so she doesn't need any effort. When she eventually dumps the cat, that's free too.

complains about the heat and needing car to idle and AC blast.

FYI: It was 77 degrees when she said that, if the weather channel's Cornwall info was correct. Most people would just roll all the windows down and enjoy the breeze while they sat there.

 

[Tiresome]

However the texture of this intermediary Vanfat era, it won't last long. Gunt simply doesn't like the inconvenience of being able to point the phone at her bloated maw only while wedged into a too-small vehicle, she desperately wants to sit over a trough in the comfort of four walls and then immediately be free to seal, or even more comfortably, to recline all the way to Apnea-land while bleating at her beezers. Will she hie back to the sweaty, steamy, sandy Crotch of Eurasia as soon as things have settled down? I think more than possible, Canada is hostile to her in more ways than one.

 

[Melanie Hamilton]

Honestly, the best pet for her personality might be some kind of snake

Honestly, the best pet for her personality is a fucking ROCK.
Or, alternately, a pet that would turn on her, attack her, and eat her; thus sparing her preying on any other helpless, breathing being.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Honestly, the best pet for her personality is a fucking ROCK.
Or, alternately, a pet that would turn on her, attack her, and eat her; thus sparing her preying on any other helpless, breathing being.

I think she got a pet rock when she was with Nader and she ended up smoking it.

 

[TeracottaPah]

She got up at 5 am and went on a four hour drive (each way) to the US to get a Sonic dog (SO JUICY) and Chik-Fil-A. That's when she didint' have her passport, but they let her back in. The trip over the border for McD's was in the midst of Crackhead Olympics. She had to get a negative COVID test the next day at a CVS in the US to return to Canada. Such an inconvenience and NOT MOY FAULT!!

Wasn’t the COVID crossing when she called the female border patrol agent a bitch?

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Wasn’t the COVID crossing when she called the female border patrol agent a bitch?

Anyone woman thinner than her is a bitch in her eyes.

Fat Al is the only one not a bitch; she’s just a chicken sausage eating weirdo.

Thread tax : Any guesses on what’s gonna land her in the ER first?

The bum foot or her raging diabetes?

My guess is on the foot.

 

[12345]

She's live doing a car beeze and has a Shoppers haul for us. BTW there are 3 Shoppers in Cornwall.
Apparently she is here for the night and not moving.
She briefly thought about going to Portugal.
She's not going back to Kuwait (Not that there is anything wrong with that).
She's been busy today but can't tell us her life!
The car backseat can hold a 500 pounder and she's not even that big.
She has toilet paper (Not to go outside but for Kleenex).
She needs real food not McDonalds!
It's not Smee's car.
(First things she eats are the blocks of cheese)
The car is a rental. She rented a car for a little while, which is like the same price as rent so...
She saw 3 people she knew when she went into the restaurant.
Come to Cornwall for tourism come to eat! Camp in the woods!
Bussin!
Cornwall is the teen pregnancy capital of the world.
Being vague and trying to throw people off.
EXCUSE ME SHE IS TRYING TO EAT! No talking about anyone's areas.
*Drinks her salad dressing*
It's raining again.
Look, she's not saying she does go to the bathroom outside. Who cares if someone goes out and digs a hole in the woods and buries it.
Stop saying she's homeless!
She has not eaten that much today! (McDonalds is not real food!)
I guess If I'm homeless I can't get kicked out of outside. I mean sort of.
Salah is in chat.
NO SING!
Don't say where you are or what's going on Babe!
Giant Tiger Beeze when? (Giant Tiger is a discount Canadian Walmart)


And my delivery is here. I can't eat and watch her eat, not if I want to keep things down.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

It is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvRSRqLtMpQ

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

It feels like something has changed. She was always unlikable, but back in the villa days her antics were entertaining and she could even be funny at times. Now she is surly, hate-filled, resentful, and most of all boring. She is still a giant toddler but she is too decrepit and lazy to convert her personality disorder into adventures. All she can do is sit there like a slug and lie that she's enjoying her "life."

Gorlworld might be on the edge of a knife. Even popular reactors aren't going to be able to make hay out of this for long.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It feels like something has changed. She was always unlikable, but back in the villa days her antics were entertaining and she could even be funny at times. Now she is surly, hate-filled, resentful, and most of all boring. She is still a giant toddler but she is too decrepit and lazy to convert her personality disorder into adventures. All she can do is sit there like a slug and lie that she's enjoying her "life."

Gorlworld might be on the edge of a knife. Even popular reactors aren't going to be able to make hay out of this for long.

She's got a personality like re-frozen ice cream. Sure, it's still ice cream, and it's not melting anymore, but now it just sucks, and all the chunks sank to the bottom.