Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Who the fuck is incapacitated by a pulled muscle? Unless you're a concert cellist or pitching for the major leagues, who cares? Rub on some icy hot and get along with things. She doesn't even know to be embarrassed by these excuses and make up better ones, it's kind of fascinating.
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Why be embarrassed when nobody challenges her?
Why yes, Becky, it IS weird that your baby took 15 months to finally fall asleep against you, most mothers accomplish that within the first hour.
No, Becky, it is NOT cute that you take pictures of your baby holding your sex toys.

Insanity loves the sound of its own voice. Hence the echo chamber that lately only has her in it.
 
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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Who the fuck is incapacitated by a pulled muscle? Unless you're a concert cellist or pitching for the major leagues, who cares? Rub on some icy hot and get along with things. She doesn't even know to be embarrassed by these excuses and make up better ones, it's kind of fascinating.
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Moreover what doctor this side of the 1850s would suggest a week's total rest, for anything, let alone something utterly insignificant?

Motion is Lotion Becky, you dumb bitch lol.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Moreover what doctor this side of the 1850s would suggest a week's total rest, for anything, let alone something utterly insignificant?

Motion is Lotion Becky, you dumb bitch lol.
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I'm betting this is exactly why she took down the original post. Someone probably told her that light motion is actually better for these kinds of injuries and that only a very old-fashioned (or non-existent) doctor would recommend total rest. We have frequently seen Becky delete posts and indeed her entire posting history when called out on obvious lies.

More "Hannah, you're mommy's only reason for doing anything" posting.

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The fuck are the stains on this blanket? Is it burned?

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There's more than one stain but it doesn't look like a design element. It'd be a really gross design.

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Becky's "pulled muscle" doesn't prevent her from sitting down in any position. Just standing or walking.

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The Judean People's Front said:
I would be surprised if she dropped the Jew LARP as long as she's still suckling from Jackson's trust fund. His family had the nominal Jewish heritage that supposedly prompted them to convert after Jack's Dad died.

Plus, if she switched to Islam she'd have to cover up those fun bags she loves showing off despite the intense dysphoria they supposedly cause her. And even the most liberal Muslims typically aren't on FetLife (although Jack would be permitted extra wives).

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Today, Becky's claiming such a severe muscle injury that she needs to stay off her feet for a whole week. I know she's just lying and her household is calling her out, but did she rip her thigh muscle doing intensive Marathon training or something? Oh wait, no, probably it's from some stupid "impact" play session she did with Arthur Chu and now she's Leg Disabled.
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Reading between the lines she probably expected that one of the fellas would call off work and baby her lol. I wonder how you pull a muscle bad enough that your doctor suggests you drop out of life for a week. She’s not beating Daniel’s allegations anytime soon about always being in crisis. A more astute and self aware person might be grateful to have men in her life who work so that she never has to worry about finances and has the freedom to heal at home and arrange her schedule accordingly. Sounds like even the tranny nanny is in the doghouse! lol! Nice queer commune
Diana Moon Glampers said:
I'm betting this is exactly why she took down the original post. Someone probably told her that light motion is actually better for these kinds of injuries and that only a very old-fashioned (or non-existent) doctor would recommend total rest. We have frequently seen Becky delete posts and indeed her entire posting history when called out on obvious lies.

More "Hannah, you're mommy's only reason for doing anything" posting.

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The fuck are the stains on this blanket? Is it burned?

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There's more than one stain but it doesn't look like a design element. It'd be a really gross design.

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Becky's "pulled muscle" doesn't prevent her from sitting down in any position. Just standing or walking.

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thats a tortilla blanket
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Look at Becky’s crown in the last picture, her hair looks like shit lol.
 
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Carbiter said:
Did she get in contact with people to write this article, or did this jewnalist just blatantly buy into and quoted her twitter coping as fact? Apologies for bringing up something already posted, but this is funny
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Lol, I remember this one. The blatant "kill counter" lie always gets me.
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The journoscum who wrote that article is named Sarah Nachimson. Here's her Muckrack: https://muckrack.com/sarahnachimson
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Jewish woman, self-proclaimed dyke, seems to be some flavor of nonbinary (based off the preferred "Eli" name and use of "they" pronouns).
100% guaranteed that she was one of Becky's twitter mutuals. And Becky was likely the one who contacted her first, asking for an article to be written.

(Becky was very proud at the time, since her twitter sperging convinced Archive.org to remove KF from the Wayback Machine. [1] [2] The removal happened on Sept 6th 2022, and this article was subsequently published on Sept 13th. She definitely wanted to brag and get some publicity for it. Probably also motivated by jealousy of Keffals, who was getting all the credit for the #DropKiwiFarms stuff on social media.)

edit: The journoscum's twitter and bluesky, if anyone's interested. And yeah, she's a they/them now who goes by Eli Nachimson.
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https://bsky.app/profile/nachos.bsky.social
Lol: https://forward.com/fast-forward/572293/sarah-eli-nachimson-ucla-daily-bruin-newspaper-fired-rally/
And of course... 🙄
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Friend of Bex Gerber and Wikipedia editor, sarah nachimson.
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Temperance said:
Lol, I remember this one. The blatant "kill counter" lie always gets me.
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The journoscum who wrote that article is named Sarah Nachimson. Here's her Muckrack: https://muckrack.com/sarahnachimson
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Jewish woman, self-proclaimed dyke, seems to be some flavor of nonbinary (based off the preferred "Eli" name and use of "they" pronouns).
100% guaranteed that she was one of Becky's twitter mutuals. And Becky was likely the one who contacted her first, asking for an article to be written.

(Becky was very proud at the time, since her twitter sperging convinced Archive.org to remove KF from the Wayback Machine. [1] [2] The removal happened on Sept 6th 2022, and this article was subsequently published on Sept 13th. She definitely wanted to brag and get some publicity for it. Probably also motivated by jealousy of Keffals, who was getting all the credit for the #DropKiwiFarms stuff on social media.)
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This is kinda OT but it's always funny to me how outsiders perceive our humble forum. Between the Lolcows who think that the WHOLE SITE is dedicated to them (who aren't CWC) and people misunderstanding the out-of-context quotes at the top of the site, it's always hilarious.

I suspect the journoscum visited exactly once, saw some quote at the top about kill count or whatever and ran with it. Too bad she didn't get the rainbow LOL Calm Down quote, she could have used that one.

In today's Becky histrionics, Republicans=Nazis, full stop. Funny, since her parents (whose money she's happy to take) are both Republicans.

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I want to hear her define "Nazi"

Adding: of course it's a tortilla blanket, you guys. Becky is EXACTLY the person that shit gets marketed towards and who purchases that stuff. She is an UWU smol bean wrapped in a tortilla, tee-hee.
 
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Becky's "latinx" heritage is showing with that tortilla blanket. By which I mean it shows how white she is.

I love it for her. This is something literally only owned by white people. It's whiter than the Trump Tower taco salad with ketchup on top. Maybe she didn't realize that getting an actual hispanic woman a tortilla blanket would be insulting. As usual, the more she tries to engage with her bullshit heritage (be it Latinx or Jewish) the more her true heritage comes out: White Trash.
 
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StoneColdSteveAutism said:
Becky's "latinx" heritage is showing with that tortilla blanket. By which I mean it shows how white she is.

I love it for her. This is something literally only owned by white people. It's whiter than the Trump Tower taco salad with ketchup on top. Maybe she didn't realize that getting an actual hispanic woman a tortilla blanket would be insulting. As usual, the more she tries to engage with her bullshit heritage (be it Latinx or Jewish) the more her true heritage comes out: White Trash.
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Of course a fake Latina like Becky would fail to realize that tortillas are a MEXICAN thing, not CUBAN. If Mami saw that she would throw a chancla at Becky's hollow cabeza.
 
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