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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
So after harassing a lady who helped rescue animals to the point of suicide, the next Reddit ™️ moment is now SWATing the Fishtank house. Because some little shithead just can't function normally in society and has to wreck things for others.

We need to kill every last r*dditor. They aren't people. Round them up, put them in a ditch, and aim for the stomach so they die slow and screaming. Bonus points if they get sepsis.

Much like zombies, you can't aim for the brain because they seem to be missing huge chunks of it.
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What are you talking about? The events in this post totally happened and Maejok has gone full Chris Dorner with Ellie as a hostage.
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Hey guys. Popular streamer Hasan Piker here.
I personally called Sam Hyde and told him we can let bygones be bygones and that I loved his Candy Man character (lol what a kidder!)
Anyway I am personally pledging my entire next stream's donos to Fishtank so that they can buy a warehouse. Enchillada! Or whatever muslims say.

Regards.
Popular Streamer Hasan Piker.
 
They should stop trying to run fishtank out of sleepy new england neighborhoods full of wealthy old white people. They don't want any of this ghetto nonsense near them and the cops are bored enough to answer these calls. Too bad Hyde hates seeing brown people
 
Hey guys it's me, the president of the United States. I have personally sent an email to the fishtank producers to encourage them in their time of need. I have personally talked to both Jet and Sam and they say that actually the show is still on and we will catch up on the details over a a couple of Grand Slams at Denny's.

Signing off.
The President of the United States
I KNEW IT! Can you confirm or deny that FBI asset and KF user Fatpacks (in the politics thread) is a gay fat baby in a burger suit?
 
As already mentioned that's fake as shit, I don't know why you'd expect anything else from 4chan tards. Pretty slim that Maejok would be posting anything about anything, he's a pretty quiet tech guy and besides that, if it was Maejok then he'd know that all the Fishtank houses are in Massachusetts not Rhode Island


Edit: Well actually I'm retarded because the S2 house IS in Cumberland RI
 
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As already mentioned that's fake as shit, I don't know why you'd expect anything else from 4chan tards. Pretty slim that Maejok would be posting anything about anything, he's a pretty quiet tech guy and besides that, if it was Maejok then he'd know that all the Fishtank houses are in Massachusetts not Rhode Island
Correct. I've since removed the screenshot from my post
 
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