Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Do we know for sure this is Aaron taking a restraining order against Nick and not the other way around?
I know it says Aaron Vs. Nick, so with Aaron's name coming first I guess that implies he's the petitioner but I don't really know.

Yes, the plaintiff’s name always comes first. This even holds true with things like listing exhibits on the Index Page.

If Aaron waited too long for this and can't even manage to get an order against Rekieta now, he will officially be the second biggest retard in Minnesota.

It says “order granting.” Leave it up to fucking Nick to tell us all about things we never would have know otherwise. The malding bastard couldn’t help himself.

And, let’s be clear, this all started because Nick wanted April and tried to wife swap under the guise of a drug-fueled fun polycule. When Aaron noped out and decided this wasn’t for him, it was revenge time. In Nick’s mind, Aaron ruined his plans and ruined his happy fun time. Because addicts are never at fault.

Nick also wants to talk endless shit about his detractors, either implying they’re pedophiles or slinging insults around. But he also wants to silence everyone else from calling him out. Because lol what’s the first amendment, amirite? Libertarianism, not even once.

Enjoy that HRO, buddy. This should be fun.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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The opening your lawyer makes when he knows you're fucked.

It’s also in substantial contrast to that pithy response letter he wrote that told Nick/Kayla to just turn off the computer.

I know Aaron is basically poor, but there has to be better representation even at his income level.

 

[daniel day]

the best part of the aaron situation is I, a retard no-name, as well as all of you lovely anonymous people, are not under the boot of the government and are able to freely discuss Our Wife, and in fact we are able to discuss her with a larger collective audience than the one that watches the STMS. Aaron could hang himself literally right now and he'd make no serious dent in the total number of people that are allowed to call Our Wife a degenerate pill-popping whore.

Whats even better is that The Skeleton Man cannot swing a bat large enough at our collective beehive to bother us as we continue to create the honey that is calling him a degenerate sex pest and his wife a slatternly whore. If he reads this, then I hope he takes a !

 

[AnOminous]

Neck, Nick.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

the best part of the aaron situation is I, a retard no-name, as well as all of you lovely anonymous people, are not under the boot of the government and are able to freely discuss Our Wife, and in fact we are able to discuss her with a larger collective audience than the one that watches the STMS. Aaron could hang himself literally right now and he'd make no serious dent in the total number of people that are allowed to call Our Wife a degenerate pill-popping whore.

Whats even better is that The Skeleton Man cannot swing a bat large enough at our collective beehive to bother us as we continue to create the honey that is calling him a degenerate sex pest and his wife a slatternly whore. If he reads this, then I hope he takes a !

our wife takes black jamaican dick because balldo's dick doesn't work lmao

 

[SigmaBalls]

the best part of the aaron situation is I, a retard no-name, as well as all of you lovely anonymous people, are not under the boot of the government and are able to freely discuss Our Wife, and in fact we are able to discuss her with a larger collective audience than the one that watches the STMS. Aaron could hang himself literally right now and he'd make no serious dent in the total number of people that are allowed to call Our Wife a degenerate pill-popping whore.

Whats even better is that The Skeleton Man cannot swing a bat large enough at our collective beehive to bother us as we continue to create the honey that is calling him a degenerate sex pest and his wife a slatternly whore. If he reads this, then I hope he takes a !

You earned this one, Pal!

 

[AnOminous]

our wife takes black jamaican dick because balldo's dick doesn't work lmao

Balldo thinks he can somehow erase this shit that he posted himself.

 

[woodedbag]

I'm almost certain at this point they are both just trying to get thrown in jail at the same place at the same time so they can fuck each other in peace without any wives or kiwi farmers potentially stepping in and blowing up their spot. Imagine the rekieta imholte cell mate arc. Infinite content man. I never in my life thought I'd be this invested in two gay dudes but hey fuck it 2025 here's to progressivism

 

[Sloppa]

I root for Aaron because he's the goober underdog, and because he quit the qover and started to unfuck himself for the sake of his keedz.

In the movie version that'll get made eventually (by Lifetime ) : Balldownfall , Aaron will be be played by Michael Anthony Hall from the Breakfast Club or Michael Cera.
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Rackets has got to be played by Steve Buscemi
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Aimee Lou Wood as Kayla,

Kirsten Dunst as April,

Walton Goggins as Lord Balldo,

Michael Cera as Aaron Imhotep

Clifton James as ralph

Jonah Hill and Adamo Ruggiero as PPP and Warski,

Timothy Spall as Melton and/or Vito

Emily Watson as Momma K,

Last but not least, Elijah Wood as Jom Potter.

 

[JamFlowMan]

It’s also in substantial contrast to that pithy response letter he wrote that told Nick/Kayla to just turn off the computer.

I know Aaron is basically poor, but there has to be better representation even at his income level.

Think somebody said the lawyer may be a friend of Aaron's but maybe he's over his head in this kind of situation. At least Ty Beard wasn't screwing Nick over with his incompetence.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Aimee Lou Wood as Kayla,
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Kirsten Dunst as April,
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Walton Goggins as Lord Balldo,

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Michael Cera as Aaron Imhotep

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Clifton James as ralph

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Jonah Hill and Adamo Ruggiero as PPP and Warski,
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Timothy Spall as Melton and/or Vito
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Emily Watson as Momma K,
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Last but not least, Elijah Wood as Jom Potter.
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Aaron would be played by Ed Helms. You need a middle aged dorky guy who play a schmoe.

Cera is le quirky nerd.

 

[woodedbag]

Think somebody said the lawyer may be a friend of Aaron's but maybe he's over his head in this kind of situation. At least Ty Beard wasn't screwing Nick over with his incompetence.

He was on record two days ago saying his lawyer is the best defense attorney in Minnesota and that he was in awe of the man in person the first time meeting him and that it shocked him he is just an average Joe like everybody else despite his credentials. This was all clips I saw from either stallyn or Elissa and all the day prior to the judge throwing an entire Balldo GT 500 worth of bail on his head.

 

[CompaqOperator]

Aimee Lou Wood as Kayla,
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Kirsten Dunst as April,
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Walton Goggins as Lord Balldo,

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Michael Cera as Aaron Imhotep

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Clifton James as ralph

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Jonah Hill and Adamo Ruggiero as PPP and Warski,
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Timothy Spall as Melton and/or Vito
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Emily Watson as Momma K,
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Last but not least, Elijah Wood as Jom Potter.
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You need the rock as officer pomplun

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He was on record two days ago saying his lawyer is the best defense attorney in Minnesota

"He's the best! He's actually the only one that shows up in court."

 

[Meat Target]

He should get another one on fat greasy pedophile MAPton. No one but people who already hate him will hate him for it. Killing off Nick and Maptons content would be the easiest W for him

And then Barnes and Viva barge in like, "IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO BE MEAN TO THE LAWPOPE!"

 

[Niggernerd]

And then Barnes and Viva barge in like, "IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO BE MEAN TO THE LAWPOPE!"

Barnes be the type to print out the Constitution and edit in that lmao

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Think somebody said the lawyer may be a friend of Aaron's but maybe he's over his head in this kind of situation. At least Ty Beard wasn't screwing Nick over with his incompetence.

Yeah, instead they both screwed over Vic.

 

[woodedbag]

here @JamFlowMan i had some time and this was hilarious to go back to anyway

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxbOUHMBSTDANsL4DKinSdwx86VZIQYaPQ?si=L1xrRxLCRll_ZQDm

this one was day of LOL

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxgb5ZUzbpTBAYaMCczRzMxXKrqw8-2spL?si=3vWsYz2r0IO_xln9

 

[Stiffy]

This is 4D chess by Aaron. Now is the perfect time to DM rekieta and say he misses being inside of him, you know rekieta will come running it's obvious he still loves Aaron. give rekieta a time to meet up for a quick hook up, then after giving rekieta head BLAMO call the cops and get his ass on a restraining order violation. Toe bros we have a pulse here!

Oops! I misread that as BLAMO Aaron sticks a sawed off shotgun in Nick's face and pulls the trigger. My bad.

 

[Adr1anD]

Good job, @Vibralldo .

Aaron Imholte has filed a restraining order against Aaron Imholte