Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NuIItley]

Looks like someone forgot that I told you to fucking wait.

I wonder what other things you have forgotten. It really makes me think, maybe it will be useful to me, maybe not.

Just kill yourself already or publish your gay little diary.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Looks like someone forgot that I told you to fucking wait.

I wonder what other things you have forgotten. It really makes me think, maybe it will be useful to me, maybe not.

If I were to cover your breathing tube, would your head inflate like a balloon?

 

[Detective Carey]

Dude is it true that all those chicks in Brazil have huge fat fucking asses? I want to go, but I want to make sure it's a real thing first. Lemme know. Also I want to buy a bunch of cheap after market sega stuff.

 

[NuIItley]

Dude is it true that all those chicks in Brazil have huge fat fucking asses? I want to go, but I want to make sure it's a real thing first. Lemme know. Also I want to buy a bunch of cheap after market sega stuff.

This spicnigger isn't even Brazilian what you talm 'bout

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Just kill yourself already or publish your gay little diary.

With the way it’s going for spigger, it’s probably gonna be a manifesto

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Looks like someone forgot that I told you to fucking wait.

I wonder what other things you have forgotten. It really makes me think, maybe it will be useful to me, maybe not.

El jefe grande has spoken! We have to wait until he is ready to own us all. Just like we had to wait until the end of May for the truth nuke that would prove he was not a furry pedophile and get his thread taken down.

Speedy Gonzales was just a cartoon. Real Mexicans are a very lazy and slow people.

 

[The Un-Clit]

El jefe grande has spoken! We have to wait until he is ready to own us all. Just like we had to wait until the end of May for the truth nuke that would prove he was not a furry pedophile and get his thread taken down.

Speedy Gonzales was just a cartoon. Real Mexicans are a very lazy and slow people.

It's because this cabron has no cojones.

(See? I'm a polyglot just like @Alex Hogendorp!)

 

[Detective Carey]

This spicnigger isn't even Brazilian what you talm 'bout

Hey, at first I thought he was black, so adjusting and assuming he's brazillian is an upgrade. I'm not some expert on south of the border ethnicities, this is why I am trying to ask him to educate me after all! I suppose next you're going to claim he's not even in a wheelchair and doesn't practice black magick against gringos.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hey, at first I thought he was black, so adjusting and assuming he's brazillian is an upgrade. I'm not some expert on south of the border ethnicities, this is why I am trying to ask him to educate me after all! I suppose next you're going to claim he's not even in a wheelchair and doesn't practice black magick against gringos.

He's disabled with a wasting disease that has crippled him. He's probably in a wheelchair, he does need a machine to breathe for him. Hell, even a fish knows how to breathe on its own.

By the way, he got his disease from his mother. Apparently, according to Claudio, the disease is a direct result of his mother's STDs. I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't be bragging on the Internet about how I caught a sexually transmissible disease from my mom.

And Claudio might not be black but he is a nigger. Neither him nor his mother work. They live off her inheritance money like true pavement apes. When his mother did work, she was a "dancer" and met his father at the "club". In case my hints were too subtle, his mother was allegedly a prostitute. I know this because she smokes cigarettes and you know what they say, "If she smokes, she pokes".

I'm sad we have to wait extra long for Claudio's magnum opus because he got so ornery that he scribbled all over his notes in an autistic baby rage. Oh well. I can wait until tomorrow. Maybe not Claudio, though. I hope the power doesnt go out in the night and his breathe machine stops working.

Claudio also raped a cat to death.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What's up with those latina chicks that draw their eyebrows on with sharpies? Is that a thing over there too or just here?

1. It's called an eyebrow liner, euroamerican imbecile.

2. You mean the thing that was (at least officially and to be sold everywhere, historical elements before that doesn't count) started by white people?

Spoiler: Like These?

These things?

Are you implying you don't like non-whites using "your creations"? (I am totally not hinting at what my essay will have. Oh, no no. /sneed)

Just so you know, that's a deadly sin: Pride. Done through vanity. Good to know you are at least honest, the Bible doesn't really like people who don't ever dare to take a stance (cowardice). At least he can respect people that are completely dutiful of their moral stance, his approval or disapproval be damned (Because it misrepresents one's true character and intentions).

I am not here to entertain you, what I'm making won't be done until I can see if my files will be recovered (or not).

But I have things that will keep you outside of boredom while you wait!

Spoiler: Roblox Findings

Let's test your resolve against Roblox predation, moral silly billy'ing @Sperg Spectating



Found on an "Experience" that Roblox PROMOTED IN RECOMMENTED, front page. For the newfags like @Sparkletor 2.0 who may try to be conniving like a fox, "Roblox Game Recommendations" has always been shitty, and never reflected what you play. People have been forced to make games that do recommend you games from your history.


Ditto.


Notice that they used the same front model for the Femboy one. It's almost like the "people" who made the "Experience catalog" want to blur some kinda, you know, line between the sexes. I dunno man, kinda, kinda sus!


Did you know that David wants to introduce e-Dating to Roblox sometime soon? Dear newfag, he did say that. But this thing here was taken in the present.

I am not insinuating anything or something like that! oh no no!


I was going to comment that it's "funny" it says "catgirl". But then I remember "Catwoman" is kind of copyrighted, so...



*Something something @Ruben Sim quote about Protogens here Something something*

Spoiler: For the mock private investigators who want to make a Griffin Gaming thread in the future

NO WAIT A MINUTE, GRIFFIN. NO, GRIFFIN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Spoiler: NOT GAL*GUN!

Dear God.
My God.
I love to see it.
I see it, the writing on the wall!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

For the newfags like @Sparkletor 2.0 who may try to be conniving like a fox, "Roblox Game Recommendations" has always been shitty, and never reflected what you play. People have been forced to make games that do recommend you games from your history.

I will gladly admit to being a "newfag" if that means I don't play Roblox. Claudio, however, does play Roblox. Probably to groom children.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'm surprised Claudio doesn't have the "skitzo cow" tag.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Uh oh. Looks like YOU will have to wait a little longer!



Yes, it's relevant to what I'm writing.

 

[Tread Miller]

Yes, it's relevant to what I'm writing.

What possible spiel could you be writing that the phase of the moon is relevant?!

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Back to being a cowardly cat rapist. Was fun while it lasted

 

[Detective Carey]

So.... was like all that (I didn't read it) some kind of come on to me?

I'm flattered but whatever kind of gay mexican minecraft shit you're into, I'm not gay. I already have a wife and she'd not appreciate your homosexual advances. I just wanted to ask you about African shit, so you could elucidate me. Like my earlier question, do you have a wheelchair or are you skateboarding it?

I don't KNOW these things, as I'm not one of those scary uber hackers, just help me understand bro! Also you didn't answer most of my last sets of questions. I'll let you get to them in time.

Yours in the heart of Jesus: Alexander

 

[NoxTuk]

Uh oh. Looks like YOU will have to wait a little longer!

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Yes, it's relevant to what I'm writing.

Holy fuck this manifesto is going to go crazy. I can' wait for all the winning.

 

[GizmoG]

What possible spiel could you be writing that the phase of the moon is relevant?!

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda, are you practicing “Brujeria de Rancho”? What the fuck kind of witchcraft are you involved in?

Only something as depraved as witchcraft could explain why you raped a cat. I thought you were just a fucking retarded furry freak. Now I think you are a fucking retarded furry chaos-magic freak.

Get to posting your 100-paragraph Kiwifarm takedown NUKE so you can redeem yourself as a true WINNER.

 

[Man In A Dress]

I am not here to entertain you

I would say dance monkey but perhaps "wheeze, ape" would be more appropriate.

But I have things that will keep you outside of boredom while you wait!

Joining pedo servers on Roblox? Never gonna beat the allegations this way Caludio.

 

[Xev]

Claudio stays winning by [checks notes] joining Roblox servers? Is he using those servers as a focus group for his pro zoophilia manifesto?