I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I was shitposting in Q&A and found this and now I’m sad again

 

[2LtMashengo]

He was a good poster, let's drink to him once more!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Cats is my fren.

Cats will always be my fren.

;_;

 

[Contra Pozz]

I almost choked laughing when I first saw his current avatar, and the related cat portraits. His site says:

there WILL be more cats, it WILL happen.

I choose to believe this prophecy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Its funny how the universe works....the day I went into his room and found your message to him that then prompted me to read all those notes on the guestbook (I hadn't been back to the web site since I wrote the obituary) I was particularly struggling with this issue of what to do, and my heart was prompted to go into his room and sit down at his desk for some reason. After a few minutes sitting there, his laptop fan kicked on, which is what prompted me to open it to find your message. When I saw the outpouring of the love on that guest book from this group of people, it answered every doubt or struggle I had with what to do. I am going to work on an online memorial, along with this online tribute website. Its clear his 'friend home' was with online people, so that's where his memorial or celebration of life will take place. I hope to have all that ironed out and planned for sometime in July. I was thinking of like a zoom or something like that where people can connect, read about him, and I can share the remarkable things that have transpired around his death, as there are amazing stories that have happened. I am still working on it, but will keep you posted and would love any help you can give to spread the word once its planned for anyone who might like to come share in it.

I'm not crying, you are.

If she's interested in setting up a memorial website, I hope someone can show her/help her with the archive of Cats' cat website. If she hasn't seen it already, it'd be like finding a letter your late father wrote to an old school friend; hints of lore you never knew, but the voice and humor you recognize.

Cats' website has been fully archived and backed up in his thread. If she needs an easy way for it to be downloaded, I have no issue with helping.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Bless you Cats

MEOW

 

[troonshine]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Cats was the only poster that was so consistent on loving cats that it reminded me of how the Internet used to be. He was a nice fellow that will be missed, and it sucks I found out about this almost a week later.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Cats was the only poster that was so consistent on loving cars that it reminded me of how the Internet used to be. He was a nice fellow that will be missed, and it sucks I found out about this almost a week later.

The internet is made of cats

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The internet is made of cats

I’m mad at myself that I said “cars” instead of cats, but I envision that Cats would photoshop pics of his own cat driving his car on here and I calmed down after seeing this.

Everything is cat.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I’m mad at myself that I said “cars” instead of cats, but I envision that Cats would photoshop pics of his own cat driving his car on here and I calmed down after seeing this.

Everything is cat.

I tried to get an ai to generate such an image but all I got was soulless slop

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I tried to get an ai to generate such an image but all I got was soulless slop

It’s the best that Elon Musk’s AI could do. Though it might not be much, it’s still a hard day’s work.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

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It’s the best that Elon Musk’s AI could do. Though it might not be much, it’s still a hard day’s work.

YWNBC (you will never be Cats (not you you I mean the AI (and everyone in the world)))

 

[krazy orange cat]

I’m mad at myself that I said “cars” instead of cats, but I envision that Cats would photoshop pics of his own cat driving his car on here and I calmed down after seeing this.

Runway AI gave it a shot. I think you are right that Cats would have photoshopped pics of his cat driving his car.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Ha, that reminds me of my dog. He loved jumping behind the wheel, put his paws up on the steering wheel and he'd look at the dashboard like "Okay, how do we get this thing moving!" I think dogs often dream of driving cars.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I think dogs often dream of driving cars.

Nah, they want to stick their heads out the windows as you drive them to an especially generous drive-thru.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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YWNBC (you will never be Cats)

>He doesn't know

Spoiler: Secret

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I'm one of the many silent kiwis who appreciated Cats's sweet contributions to the farms. You may not have known the impact you had here, but we do. May the heaven be full of felines to keep you warm and fluffy.

Here is a cool cat

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Kittens are here. Please don't phone book my hand.