DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlastMonk]

Reminder that phil rushed getting a new shitty temu aircon because he couldn't bare to wait less than a week for a good quality one due to a heatwave. Said heatwave is a few days of mid 20 degrees celsius weather..

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Reminder that phil rushed getting a new shitty temu aircon because he couldn't bare to wait less than a week for a good quality one due to a heatwave. Said heatwave is a few days of mid 20 degrees celsius weather..

I’m watching the Memology video on the new air conditioner and the MELODRAMA around not having air conditioning for a few days at 78-82 degrees!!!! He is so fucking SOFT.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Reminder that phil rushed getting a new shitty temu aircon because he couldn't bare to wait less than a week for a good quality one due to a heatwave. Said heatwave is a few days of mid 20 degrees celsius weather..

anything below 34ºC / 93ºF doesn't even deserve to be called a "heat"-wave

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

EDIT: Holy shit. Kojima actually added a game journalist DSP-mode, allowing you to skip the bossfight if you die too often.

After dying 5 times (or so) in a row:
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You just can't make this shit up, lmao.

Every day this Metokur rant becomes more and more relevant

 

[Moar Krabs]

He's been on a tear with his goals ever since that week he missed 4 goals. I haven't been around long enough to understand what's happened since then. He seemed to be on the brink of finally starting to panic for his income

I feel like it comes in waves. its like an endless loop of the dents getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back. DSPs streams as a whole is like a really bad version of the movie groundhog day

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I feel like it comes in waves. its like an endless loop of the dents getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back getting tapped out coming back. DSPs streams as a whole is like a really bad version of the movie groundhog day

I'm sure it's not dents anymore; just weens. dents get tapped out in the beginning of the month, but weens have more money to throw around. look at today, one ween literally did a super chat with the name "kill yourself" thinking it was some big "4-D chess" troll move, but Phil ignored it saying "it was crude for someone to have that name" phil told someone to KYS last month and just accepted the money. glass tappers are his main source of income now and it's getting said with this low-tier shit trolling. it's like retards trying to make fun of other 'tards.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Which bathroom has the broken shower, and can khat physically fit in either of them?

It's crazy how he has 4 bathrooms for two people.

I forgot the absurdity of the WAKHANDO. He got a middle unit for a family and only put a horse and a menagerie in it.

 

[Balr0g]

He's been on a tear with his goals ever since that week he missed 4 goals. I haven't been around long enough to understand what's happened since then. He seemed to be on the brink of finally starting to panic for his income

Isn't Kino Casino on a break at the moment? Maybe some of their dents / whales have decided to throw their money at Phil for reasons unknown. Nevertheless while I want to see panic beggar Phil more we all know that money isn't landing in some secret Kayman Island trust fund or something. No it's just polishing Scopely's quarterly revenue report. Phil can mask his "success" all he wasnts but in reality it has become a balancing act. If he looses the whale attraction he is done.

Btw I did a quick "Game journalist" search on tikTok and holy shit Phil is dominating that field. While there are the old classic of "Game journalist plays Doom (2016) or the infamous Cuphead tutorial Phil sits on Position 1. Hey what do you know? He IS on top for once

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Isn't Kino Casino on a break at the moment? Maybe some of their dents / whales have decided to throw their money at Phil for reasons unknown.

The reason is clear: glass tapping. They’re trying to get some sort of reaction out of him.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

UNHINGED. At this point, he might as well wear a sign that says "PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY". And the dents that keep throwing money at him might as well have Ls tattooed on their foreheads.

All because someone asked him to cut back on the begging and frivolous spending.

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Who do i have to kill to get a crash 2 edit of this? Music and all

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Which bathroom has the broken shower, and can khat physically fit in either of them?

It's the upstairs bathroom shower thats connected to their bedroom I believe

 

[Fapcop]

It was pretty wild to hear Phil defend his decision to not fix the bathroom.

“Why would I repair a bathroom when I have another one I can use?!”

Like some Section 8 ghetto nigger, he’ll just trash a bathroom until it becomes inoperable and move on to the next one.

And what’s really cray cray… He will seriously pretend that WE are insane for suggesting that buying a piece of crap ACKcessories instead of taking care of your house may not be a mahture, ahdult decision.

I’ll fucking bet you that fat khat and him just treat the house like locusts. Move from room to room as their hoard and damages make previous rooms unlivable.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It was pretty wild to hear Phil defend his decision to not fix the bathroom.

“Why would I repair a bathroom when I have another one I can use?!”

this is the same guy who replaced his ceiling fan because "it was ugly".
he doesn't make good decisions.
also, the bathroom has some type of leaking pipe in it since he said it has black mold. this is 100% against his HOA. However, the pig roach can't comprehend basic shit like "taking care of your needs before your wants". this is why he's a lolcow.

 

[Balr0g]

Imagine if he really wants to refinance his khando and has someone comes in to evaluate it and then makes a full list of what needs fixing. Bonus points for "Fix this shit or we rat you out to the HOA!" He would go *Snort* "woah dude why did nobody tell me I have to fix shit?" Or turn into this submissive bitch like in his bankruptcy hearing. He was a little bitch. in that call. As Jaha said "He talks tough online but when confronted becomes quiet as a mouse"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

had to disable replies on the 2nd tweet lmao

 

[Pargon]

Reminder that phil rushed getting a new shitty temu aircon because he couldn't bare to wait less than a week for a good quality one due to a heatwave. Said heatwave is a few days of mid 20 degrees celsius weather..

But he won’t splash out so he and his wife can fucking wash themselves at the same time. Nope, gotta rush-ship a device that only he will benefit from owning and using. I hope one of them gets covid and because they can’t isolate effectively the other one gets it and Phil spends his last days choking on his own blood.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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had to disable replies on the 2nd tweet lmao

his twitter name changes are one of the gayest things he does. and what the fuck is that profile picture?
he literally cannot do one single thing right, even something as simple as choosing a profile pic

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Nobody says you suck and means it in it's entirety you fucking polack, we say you are a hack, unadapting, cookie cutter strats, a seal clubber, a gatekeeper and a stat padder.
WORLD OF TANKS ANALOGY TIME!!1!!!! Cause I loves me some world of tanks; Piggy is the sort of player with 10k matches in some broken no skill required tank like the E25 with a 8 skill per member crew where you're at the tier where you don't have to face any real competition and it's at that point where you still get the wetback thirdworld 42% winrate trash trickling in from freemium rental events and acts like he's hot shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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had to disable replies on the 2nd tweet lmao

Thinner skin than his hairline

 

[thirstymcgee]

Phil is a fucking idiot.

You don't run water pipes on outside walls. I looked at pictures of his house, and the bathroom he is talking about

He said they'd have to demolish the whole shower to fix it. Wrong. The shower faces the other way, there is a false wall where the plumbing runs up. To fix it, cut an appropriate size hole on the back, fix the leak, and repatch the hole. Simple.

I'm almost sure he doesn't know a cucumber is a damn pickle either. Everything has to be more complicated than need be, and actually having a contractor over to remodel his bathroom taking 2 weeks to fix would never happen. The snort fort can't be accessed that long