Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[1st Bowman]

This nigga dick don’t work

 

[Gorton Colu]

I could never get into Fable. I had grown up playing Baldur's Gate, Planescape Torment, and Icewind Dale. Then around the time of Fable 1, I was playing Kotor 1 & 2, Morrowind, and Neverwinter Nights. I tried later with Fable 3, but I was too into Dragon Age Origins.

I could see why other people liked them, but they just didnt do it for me.

I actually got out of enjoying Warhammer 40k cause Nick was into it and revealed himself to be a huge faggot. Ruined the enjoyment of it for me.

 

[Chibitzen]

I was a big fan of Lionhead Studios. Still waiting for Black & White 3, Molyneux.

Knowing what fun can be had with giant cows in B&W makes that even more hilarious.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I actually got out of enjoying Warhammer 40k cause Nick was into it and revealed himself to be a huge faggot. Ruined the enjoyment of it for me.

Its tempting to distance yourself from things enjoyed by people you find vile but I like too many things also enjoyed by obnoxious retards and freaks to be able to do that casually.

Magic the gathering, folk music, weird adventure games, map games. At some point you gotta learn no fan base of anything is a monolith. There's always subsections. Except for Patrick Melton fans of course. They're all vermin.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick keeps referring to Aaron as "you", is that a problem?...

Uhhh.... yes.

If Nick was telling the truth about the current order obtained by Aaron, that is one of the few things he CANNOT do according to said order

Absolutely moronic

 

[arc minsk]

I was a big fan of Lionhead Studios. Still waiting for Black & White 3, Molyneux.

the lost generation of molymeme hopefuls.

 

[ZipDisk]

Nick spent five hours arguing with Aaron's ghost.

While he was listening to these videos, it felt like Aaron was still with him...

 

[Unimaginative Username]

My favorite part of Fable is that you can sacrifice your wife to a dark god to regain your youth and then get good alignment back by paying cash. It’s far cheaper than the good alignment option and divorce is the one thing that actually is worse for your alignment.

I've never played Fable, but I'm a huge fan of employing maximum cheese in video games, and hearing that the game lets you pull this sort of thing off makes me happier than you can imagine.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

As hilarious as it is, Nick and his minions are really focusing on the wrong things.

If they want to defeat the HRO, they need to show one of or both things:

1. The application is bullshit and full of lies and that was initially used to hoodwink a Judge into signing the interim order.

And/Or

2. Applicant isn't actually scared or worried about the respondent and is trying to retaliate as a result of a revenge porn case not going his way.

All of this bullshit about Aaron mentioning Nick a lot is almost completely irrelevant. I say almost, as it could be used by a Judge for a mutual no contact or mention HRO. This "He started it" or "he also does it" is going fucking nowhere and isn't a basis for throwing the HRO out.

If Nick wanted a compilation video, he should ask for one about all the times Aaron boasted he isn't worried or scared about any of it. Cos the retard says it often and that will be much more persuasive to a Judge. That is actually how you defeat it.

Potentially breaking that interim order 3 times in mere days is also so fucking retarded I kinda wonder what he will do until the hearing.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Nick's karaoke thing is hilarious...

Nick mogging Ralph with this George Michael song is hilarious and shows how much of a vindictive faggot he was even back in the good old days.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

the current order obtained by Aaron

Stearns county Case number 25014751

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Uhhh.... yes.

If Nick was telling the truth about the current order obtained by Aaron, that is one of the few things he CANNOT do according to said order

Absolutely moronic

These people make me question my sanity. Mere days after Aaron gets felted for breaking his release conditions, Nick decides it's a good idea to do shit like this. It's actually a probation violation to break a HRO, even an interim one, and the faggot has a jail sentence hanging over him unless he stays a good boy till August or so.

Unfucking believable

 

[Gorton Colu]

Its tempting to distance yourself from things enjoyed by people you find vile but I like too many things also enjoyed by obnoxious retards and freaks to be able to do that casually.

Magic the gathering, folk music, weird adventure games, map games. At some point you gotta learn no fan base of anything is a monolith. There's always subsections. Except for Patrick Melton fans of course. They're all vermin.

I agree with this, but its easier with general categories of people than when there are specific retards.

I am an Avant-garde Jazz enjoyer despite knowing that many unironic fans are freaks and psychos (maybe im one of them). However I don't know anyone in particular who is which saves me.

If Nick were to start playing Coltrane, Coleman, or Dolphy on stream, I would scream.

 

[PrestonHolt]

So Aaron gets in hot water because he used Kiki and Geno to talk about our wife, and Nick saw that as brilliant idea and sent his attack pig after Aaron? I wish we could get discovery on messages between ragepig and ragetwig, it's probably more autistic and funny than even BCfootage.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Nick played a video of Aaron talking about fucking Kayla

"Aaron will be so owned when my audience hears (once again) that he fucked my wife."

 

[arc minsk]

"Aaron will be so owned when my audience hears (once again) that he fucked my wife."

"she's done an exceptional job of staying off of the internet..... except for me letting her fuck the most retarded blabber mouth on the entire internet and me forcing her to show pictures of her naked body on the internet to lonely 42 year old housewives i desperately need attention from because my entire audience is now watching legal mindset! why won't these people respect my privacy of my wife's privacy that she sees as sacred!".

kill yourself nick. aaron is just fodder people send out into the minefields. he is a disposable retard doofus. but you are evil.

 

[RotPockets]

Wanna watch a retard suffocate from a lack of self awareness?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I can't believe Nick paid somebody $1,000 to troll him

I Would not be surprised if the check bounces.
Hope they got cash up front cause I'll tell you right now. I don't expect him to pay up if he hasn't already.

Sean’s discord brought up Poppers and honestly Nick could also be using those. You can buy those basically anywhere and most testing panels do not include them. They are also are out of the system pretty quick.

Gay men use that a lot too so it checks

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What an amazing night, Nick really outdid himself this time. That anger addiction will be the death of him. Quicker than any of his other addictions, somehow.

Very nice of him to do Aaron a favour by making sure the HRO is proven to be very much needed.

I'm jealous of whoever scammed Nick out of $1000 or more just to create a seethe supercut. This is hilarious.

I had the thought of suggesting a kiwifarmer make it to take the money from Nick... but I realised the dabbleverse weirdos are so fucking obsessed that no one else would be able to get the video made quickly enough to beat them to it.

Nick directly accused Pomplin and Sweep of lying

Damn, sounds like we need the bodycam to prove him right.

"There is SOMEHOW out there going I'm hacked" [crackhead laughing]. In the context that Aaron said April was claiming she was hacked after 'Nick's drug fueled ranting' which Nick claims he doesn't remember (because he was high).

He won't remember this Aaron seething stream later, either. Guess why.

He's done this whole "I was too high to remember any of it" thing several times, and yet somehow he 100% knows the truth of everything that happened... "yeah I was completely wasted but I absolutely didn't do what you're accusing me of doing."

He's getting REALLY mad
"I am agendered on saying some people should die... I'm not gonna kill them and don't want anyone to kill them, but I'm not gonna be sad if they die."

"Pro life" Nicky here.

So Aaron gets in hot water because he used Kiki and Geno to talk about our wife, and Nick saw that as brilliant idea and sent his attack pig after Aaron? I wish we could get discovery on messages between ragepig and ragetwig, it's probably more autistic and funny than even BCfootage.

If Ralph keeps it up (which he will), I'm sure that'll end up happening.

I've come to the conclusion that all of these people obsessed with Aaron, including these two, want to harass him to the point of him killing himself. For some of them it's content too, but I think they'd get genuine enjoyment if Aaron killed himself, they'd gloat about it.

Of course I don't think Aaron is going to do that, he certainly shouldn't, his kids need him (unlike Ralph and Nick's kids, who would be better off without them).

And yeah plenty of people want Nick to kill himself, hypocritical I guess of me to not care about that, but then Aaron's a boring, dishonest doofus, Nick on the other hand is a vile piece of shit without limits.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick claims Aaron has mentioned him approximately 40,000 times since last year

40,000 mentions. if Aaron actually streamed everyday from april 11 to april 11 = 365 + the rest of april + may + most of june is ~ 443 days? so Aaron talked about nick about 90 times a day every day huh. and Nick says it with conviction like it must absolutely be true.

How did this fucking retard reach this number?
2 hours of footage is 7200 seconds.
If those are all mentions of Nick by Aaron, Aaron would have to mention Nick over five times in every second of the footage.

That's absolute bullshit and he knows it, which would make for a funny transcript moment when Aaron or his lawyer press him on how he could ever present that as evidence in any admissible form, and "b-b-but some diddlerverse neckbeard's DM told me so, ya honah" just won't cut it.

Even when accounting for some of the most common misspellings that happen in YouTube transcripts, Filmot searches in a range from April 11, 2024 to the present can't seem to pull up even one-tenth of that number:

Keyword	URL	Clips	Mentions	Average Mentions Per Week
Nick	[L]	241	1,807	28.94
Rada	[L]	153	644	10.31
Kayla	[L]	82	520	8.33
Nicholas	[L]	79	136	2.18
Ricada	[L]	24	123	1.97
Rackets	[L]	28	41	0.66
"Nick R"	[L]	24	32	0.51
Nic	[L]	10	14	0.22
"R Law"	[L]	9	11	0.18
Radas	[L]	3	3	0.05 ​
		Total:​	3,331	53.35

Bear in mind also that even this figure is already being generous since it's before subtracting various keyword mentions having nothing to do with Crackets, such as Aaron's frequent coverage of Nick Fuentes (at least 126 mentions plus any times his surname wasn't used), Aaron reading out superberries from frequent paypig "Nick the Milkman" or "Nick the Milk Man" (106 mentions collectively), Aaron's occasional coverage of Nick Swardson and Nick Cannon news as it comes (at least 19 mentions collectively plus any times surnames weren't used), etc. However, in fairness, a Filmot search of YouTube transcripts wouldn't cover Rumble Fridays, which account for about 14% of Aaron's roughly 28-32 live hours per week depending on overtime, so weighing that blind spot against the several hundred mentions of non-Crackets "Nicks" could be considered more or less a wash, making the low-3000's ballpark a reasonable estimate.

Breaking that down further into a roughly 53-per-week average or roughly 2-per-live-hour average doesn't come across as particularly shocking or even interesting for a show with a format that was always well-known to cover newsworthy drama in the host's personal life, much of which is brought up by viewers' superberries that he's expected to respond to. Is that really enough to constitute harassment?

Or even assuming pessimistically that YouTube transcription inaccuracies and any flaws in Filmot's coding end up missing quite a lot, just for shits and giggles suppose we overcompensate with very generous inclusion of certain key words and phrases that typically tend to come up in or around a segment that is Crackets-related, and let's just see if that somehow gets to his magical 40,000:

Search Term	URL	Clips	Mentions	Average Mentions Per Week
Coke	[L]	180	832	13.33
Cocaine	[L]	175	831	13.31
Kiwi	[L]	132	523	8.38
"Body Cam"	[L]	84	305	4.89
"Kino Casino"	[L]	94	286	4.58
Swinging	[L]	132	284	4.55
Cuck	[L]	105	273	4.37
Baldo	[L]	94	264	4.23
"Ethan Ralph"	[L]	63	264	4.23
"Positive for"	[L]	68	174	2.79
"Meme Copium"	[L]	51	168	2.69
Spicer	[L]	74	127	2.03
"Potentially Criminal"	[L]	63	123	1.97
Polycule	[L]	59	102	1.63
"Candy Ohigh"	[L]	35	96	1.54
Goo	[L]	49	88	1.41
Junkie	[L]	51	83	1.33
Willmar	[L]	37	72	1.15
Swinger	[L]	33	61	0.98
Crackhead	[L]	30	52	0.83
"Whip it"	[L]	15	52	0.83
"Elissa Clips"	[L]	27	45	0.72
Hackamania	[L]	11	41	0.66
Whippets	[L]	15	40	0.83
Nitrous	[L]	13	37	0.59
Swingers	[L]	19	31	0.50
Pug	[L]	12	30	0.48
Cokehead	[L]	18	21	0.34
"Candy Ohio"	[L]	9	13	0.21
"Galaxy Gas"	[L]	8	13	0.21
"Mama Kay"	[L]	3	13	0.21
Candyi	[L]	4	6	0.10
"Elisa Clips"	[L]	4	4	0.06
"Candy Ohi"	[L]	2	4	0.06
Whippet	[L]	2	3	0.05
"Mama K"	[L]	1	1	0.02
		Total:	5,362	85.88

Nope, even a metric that generous still misses the mark by almost an order of magnitude. Odds are somebody told him about a somewhat plausible 4,000 and then his swiss-cheese brain jumbled that with his many years of Warhammer nerdery to spew out 40,000 like so much verbal diarrhea, much like how he conflated Kayla's 2022 social media dropoff with a confident "2002" until MAPton had to correct him. That, or... oh yeah I forgot, he lies like he breathes.