Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[OrSoHelpMe]

She doesn’t know what ”paying with my body” means, does she?

Nah, she knows she’s insinuating prostitution or even trafficking when she’s experienced nothing even close, she just wanted the association and to masturbate herself on how artsy and bold and unflinching her writing isn’t (except to angsty BPD-lite teens who go “my legs hurt when I climb stairs too, I am just as strong and brave and have sacrificed like a trafficking survivor, gimme clout”)

 

[Magic Pickle]

Vicky's performative affectations on video remind me of all those weird autists who like to over-express themselves, speaking with animated fervor, because their main metric of learning communication has been gummy-cheeked DisneyPixarGhibli blender monstrosities like Steven Universe. They speak like bad voice actors, physically contort their features like they're in a reaction .gif from Tumblr - it's just so artificial and insincere that I wish I could be a fly on the wall whenever she's been to the ER. Imagine this reddened, bloated bandana-beast reciting an impassioned shounen protagonist-speech at whatever overtaxed ER doctor is tossing an antihistamine at her at present. "I am just... so... fuhshtrated!"*

*The improper enunciation is, of course, a vital component to such an expression.

God, if that's what the average conversation is like with her IRL, I can see why Vicky's parents pay to keep her foisted elsewhere; even a mother's love may be taxed by the weight of all that second-hand embarrassment from watching her fingers flail as she lets righteous spit fly from her mouth, head bobbing violently back and forth like a chicken waltzing out of a coop. Ridiculous! No wonder Vicky claimed Twitter as her land to champion over TikTok - if I were her, I would try to ensure footage of my existence was harder to find than Bigfoot's.

 

[Fat Black Woman]

The Jew larp is one of the most pathetic things about Vicky, in addition to her repulsive obesity, ruddiness and terrible T acne. The story about her great-grandmother is absurd as fuck. I don't know what it is with munchie pooners and pretending to be Jews. They all have canes and purport to be religious without doing one single thing or knowing the simplest thing about Judaism other than surface shit like 'lol I have tummy problems', 'lol neurotic', 'lol gefilte fish' etc. They love changing their names to Eli and Yonah but never anything like Shlomo or Yankel. Every time I see her hyphenate 'God' it amuses me. It's like she read about Jews doing it and went, 'of course! This will convince them!'

The reason the Talmud exists and why there is such a tradition of debate is because religious Jews have been trying for fucking ever to figure out what God wants them to do and how he wants them to live, not because they hate God and want to 'fight him in a Denny's parking lot'. Other religions, despite Vicky's retardation, also have a rich religion of debate, because they are trying to do the same thing. Most devout religious people of all stripes actually spend a lot of time praying and performing religious rites and following tradition. You know, because they're actually religious and not desperate, obvious larpers.

Also lol, yeah, Palestinians are the OG Jews. Just like black Israelites. Okay, fatty boom boom.

 

[prolific_mango]

Well to be fair she’s been busy with the whole potential brain aneurysm thing. So we should forgive her idiocy.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Her voice never dropped that much because she never took much T I think. It's the haphazard mixing of any random meds she could get her hands on and an exceptionally low impulse control lifestyle that made her so disgusting. Her poonery was always an afterthought and peaked with her harassment of a gay classmate. She would have depooned or soft-depooned into a they/them a long time ago if she didn't have something to prove to all the people who said her she's not a real tranny.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Wow Vicky has really devolved into some sort of toad like creature

From a relatively attractive young woman into this disgusting blob like thing that looks like a failed medical experiment

Progressivism, not even once.

 

[Stan]

When this thread was new, I was really amused at her claim of being an "influencer".
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Because you're right - She only ever seems to tweet & retweet.

Vicky does have a Tiktok, Instagram, and Youtube, but they've been mostly dead for awhile. This was true even before she became aware of her KF thread.

But yeah, check out her Tiktok for some video content.
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I'm glad you mentioned this, btw, because it turns out she posted a new Tiktok video earlier this month! (The one before this was in January, and the one before that was all the way back in 2022.)
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^^ Huge cryfest.

She’s supposed to be in bed eating snacks and watching tv and completing term papers dammit! Poor lil trooper

 

[prolific_mango]

She’ll probably quietly detransition in ~5 years like Julian from the munchie thread. They seem similar in a lot of ways.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

She’ll probably quietly detransition in ~5 years like Julian from the munchie thread. They seem similar in a lot of ways.

I don't expect her to "detransition" as much much as lose interest as it gets her less and less attention to be an uwu transboi.

 

[fitty tucker]

Also KEK classic, i almost forgot about muh "potential brain aneurysm". Vicky fully did.

Between that and the MG, she sure has a lot of "potential" issues dragging out weeks. Issues that tend to get diagnosed in days (or post-mortem, inshallah her brain aneurysm )

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Her voice never dropped that much because she never took much T I think. It's the haphazard mixing of any random meds she could get her hands on and an exceptionally low impulse control lifestyle that made her so disgusting. Her poonery was always an afterthought and peaked with her harassment of a gay classmate. She would have depooned or soft-depooned into a they/them a long time ago if she didn't have something to prove to all the people who said her she's not a real tranny.

Yeah she somehow took enough T to lose all her hair but not enough to have any kind of beard or even a vaguely teenage boyish voice. I've known FTMs who really committed to the bit and they all have real beards now, that they grew in time, even though their first attempts were pube beards. Vicki can't even grow a Patches Magickbeans level beard.

 

[sarna]

Yeah she somehow took enough T to lose all her hair but not enough to have any kind of beard or even a vaguely teenage boyish voice. I've known FTMs who really committed to the bit and they all have real beards now, that they grew in time, even though their first attempts were pube beards. Vicki can't even grow a Patches Magickbeans level beard.

Prednisone will also cause hair loss (on your head, it causes hirsutism below your neck), so that could explain the bald but no beard paradox.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Yeah she somehow took enough T to lose all her hair but not enough to have any kind of beard or even a vaguely teenage boyish voice. I've known FTMs who really committed to the bit and they all have real beards now, that they grew in time, even though their first attempts were pube beards. Vicki can't even grow a Patches Magickbeans level beard.

This is gonna be a good ass court case to watch. Retarded name and smiling in the mugshot.

 

[Dropa5pack]

When this thread was new, I was really amused at her claim of being an "influencer".
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Because you're right - She only ever seems to tweet & retweet.

Vicky does have a Tiktok, Instagram, and Youtube, but they've been mostly dead for awhile. This was true even before she became aware of her KF thread.

But yeah, check out her Tiktok for some video content.
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I'm glad you mentioned this, btw, because it turns out she posted a new Tiktok video earlier this month! (The one before this was in January, and the one before that was all the way back in 2022.)
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^^ Huge cryfest.

It’s not a mental illness! She over enunciates her words like Patrick Tomlinson too.

Fixed spelling

 

[Flamin Park]

Oh no I "worked" too much
I haven't munchied enough

Also, I absolutely love the unmistakably feminine gestures, faces and everything else in those vids. The longer her tt rants are, the more feminine she appears

Every semester
Every sublet
I'm bitching about healthcare
Trying to grift a maid
And I don't know if I can eat this

 

[sarna]

A handy data point for those who suspect she's not taking testosterone:

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Is one of the classes she’s currently not finishing Acting 101? That whole painful life TikTok diatribe sounds as rehearsed and terrible as a freshman’s monologue in the first week of an intro to acting seminar. How many times do you think she filmed it to get all the emotional bits just right?

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

How many times do you think she filmed it to get all the emotional bits just right?

In many ways, Vicky's life is a warning about the danger of letting theatre kid tendencies go unchecked

 

[Zemblan Physics]

A handy data point for those who suspect she's not taking testosterone:

The only people possibly more retarded than Vicky are her simps.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Yawn.



Is she implying she’s a lesbian below? Because few women have a straighter aura than our Vicks.



”Homeless”. Lmao.