Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

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How are his eyes more fucked up and lopsided than golemdubbbz

 

[McSneaks]

I've been following this thread for over a year now, and I never felt like I had anything to contribute until I came across this YouTube video. Maybe my first post shouldn't be an advertisement for some ones youtube, but the parallels between Yucko the Clown and his relationship with his ex-wife Nicole, compared to Ian and Anisa, are honestly uncanny to the point where it’s almost unsettling. I have to share this.

Their shared brand of comedy, where they mock others from a seemingly untouchable position, to the way each ends up with a fame hungry, opportunistic partner. Both face career setbacks tied to the reckless behavior of their spouses, and their downfalls are marked by public humiliation at the hands of those closest to them. Even the people they surround themselves with who pose as friends but act more like predators mirror each other.

The only real difference between Yucko and Idubbz is that Yucko was eventually let free and went on to have some success.

Some success? He has a multi-million dollar Netflix deal where he's pumped out like 15 series lol. That's how you capitalize on saying niggerfaggot

 

[12345]

Here's how this will play out: They move into some ice fishing hut or whatever Canadians live in, Anisa divorces Ian in a few years, and since he's retarded he probably won't be a citizen by then and Anisa will be awarded a free house as Ian is deported back to San Diego for being an illegal

Canada does not have Green cards like the US does. Ian doesn't get citizenship just by being married. She will have to prove if she sponsors him to be a Canadian she has to show that she has enough money in the bank to support him for 3 years (including potential emergencies). Considering how much Creator Clash 2 went into the hole and the fact they are selling the house in the States, they are broke so that might be an issue. From what I remember from an American friend who married a Canadian, he'll have to stay in the same residence for 3 years as well before he could even apply. They had to move apartments about 6 months in and the clock re-started despite him having been in Canada for 6 months already. That's all if he's going for citizenship.

As a US citizen he can be in Canada up to 6 months total (it doesn't have to be consecutive spend 2 weeks here, 2 week there it adds up.) (I am old and this comment is slightly out of date and has been corrected below in @Raven of the Burning God 's post. 6 months is correct, how to get it had changed.) without a Visa.

 

[Polychromos]

She's pulling a scared little girl against a big bad boogie man act and it's disheartening to see people talk like it's anything other than a BPD manipulation tactic.

Usually I'd agree with you, but I feel like one of the funniest things that became very obvious is that Anisa is way more retarded than previously thought, which I didn't know was possible.
It makes me question the medical definition of retardation.
There are so many cows, who are really, really dumb, that do have some sort of mental disability. Their actions usually follow a more coherent pattern than Anisas.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Hm, he might leave her in 6 months then to live apart for a period? Just like she did when the roles were reversed.
Will be funny to see her immense meltdown when she cant fully control him and interesting to see what he even does on his own.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have a humble request for an art project I'm currently finishing off. Could someone please hook me up with photos showing as much of Ian and Anisa's upper body tattoos possible?

ETA: Disregard that, my dark work is done.

 

[Trans Randy]

Hm, he might leave her in 6 months then to live apart for a period? Just like she did when the roles were reversed.
Will be funny to see her immense meltdown when she cant fully control him and interesting to see what he even does on his own.

Have to rate your post Optimistic because even if Ian ever were to snap and go "It's over", she would still have most control over the situation.
Because Ian has no friends left to run to, he's burned every bridge for Anus.
Whereas she still gets to have her OF whore and Hasan Hamas friends.
You know, friends to run to and say "Actually, *I* left Ian because... *fake sob*... he RAPED me!!".

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

As a US citizen he can be in Canada up to 6 months total (it doesn't have to be consecutive spend 2 weeks here, 2 week there it adds up.) without a Visa.

Every time you enter, the stamp on your passport is dated six months from your date of entry. It is not a cumulative six months over a lifetime of visits. If you visit Canada regularly, occasionally you will get to go talk to Immigration about what the fuck it is you're doing to evaluate if you're an illegal immigration risk and/or ask if you'd like to start working towards one or another pathway to apply to immigrate. Or at least that's the way it was about 10-15 years ago when I was bangin' this hot Canadian chick. They are probably less friendly about white people these days.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Have to rate your post Optimistic because even if Ian ever were to snap and go "It's over", she would still have most control over the situation.
Because Ian has no friends left to run to, he's burned every bridge for Anus.
Whereas she still gets to have her OF whore and Hasan Hamas friends.
You know, friends to run to and say "Actually, *I* left Ian because... *fake sob*... he RAPED me!!".

Nah, you misunderstood. I was talking about them being separated by circumstance as he would have to leave Canada for a few months since he would have difficulties achieving citizenship.
Just like she had to in the early years of their relationship.
Not that they break up.

 

[Godmode]

Canada does not have Green cards like the US does. Ian doesn't get citizenship just by being married. She will have to prove if she sponsors him to be a Canadian she has to show that she has enough money in the bank to support him for 3 years (including potential emergencies). Considering how much Creator Clash 2 went into the hole and the fact they are selling the house in the States, they are broke so that might be an issue. From what I remember from an American friend who married a Canadian, he'll have to stay in the same residence for 3 years as well before he could even apply. They had to move apartments about 6 months in and the clock re-started despite him having been in Canada for 6 months already. That's all if he's going for citizenship.

As a US citizen he can be in Canada up to 6 months total (it doesn't have to be consecutive spend 2 weeks here, 2 week there it adds up.) without a Visa.

Unless you're a nigger economic migrant in which case you get your housing paid for, 2K a month in welfare plus a few hundred for each nigger kid you shat out.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sam Hyde could buy the house and do the funniest thing ever.

They need a new state to film fishtank in, too...

 

[TheArtilleryman]

They're still trying to do a boxing event, for the most soy "content creator" demographics there is, headed by Arin Hansen. Why not something more appropriate like laser tag or bumper cars.

 

[Vect]

How are his eyes more fucked up and lopsided than golemdubbbz

He's just pulling a stupid face, he's done since he first started.

She was never fucking scared of Sam Hyde ever doing anything to her personally besides making her retarded husband look bad, which by the time she started whining about these "fears" the damage was already done and it wasn't like Sam could have done anything else to his public image beyond kicking a dead horse.
She's pulling a scared little girl against a big bad boogie man act and it's disheartening to see people talk like it's anything other than a BPD manipulation tactic.

No. Because while the Smart Hyde thing is just a meme, I would like to nip in the bud this increasingly mythical insistence that Anisa is smart enough to either lie, or understand Sam Hyde wasn't serious.

Per the people who were witness, Anisa Johma, a casual digital prostitute who subsists on subsidies, her parents and her husband's increasingly disposable fortune, stood up, at a dinner surrounded by celebrities who had gotten famous on the Internet, and declared herself, without any trace of irony, a Communist. If that's her genuine concept of herself, announced in private to what she believed would be an impressed audience, how perceptive do you think she'd be of Sam Hyde?

She called him a Nazi, because that's what people have said he is. Antisemetic, pro-white, alt-Right, the lot. Hasan called him dangerous and a physical threat to pro-Palestine supporters. So, being the weak spot to his mortal enemy iDubbbz by being his public liability of a wife, and his mortal enemy Hasan Piker by knowing who he is and being visibly 1/billionth Muslim, (you know, the 3 only components of her identity) of course she was important enough that Sam might try and attack her.

You'll notice that they didn't pull this "I'm scared ' tactic in the few days before they left, which would have been much more believable, and I think that's because since everything had obviously gone wrong, but Anisa can't understand why, they were planning to do what they did last time: ghost everybody, pretend nothing was happening and do the next thing later. They weren't in danger of being terrorised by a mutant game show host. No baggage, no learning, since they do apparently believe they can actually do that. I'm going to guess someone with a bit more sense told them to get the fuck out before people started asking question.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

is anyone gonna watch creator clash 3 in october

Who's going to tell him?

Hm, he might leave her in 6 months then to live apart for a period? Just like she did when the roles were reversed.
Will be funny to see her immense meltdown when she cant fully control him and interesting to see what he even does on his own.

Ian is convinced that he loves her and she loves him. I just don't see him leaving her, maybe the other way around but Anisa would need to attract someone else and that seems impossible to me.

 

[stupid frog]

Tf does ‘big dog’ mean??

It's zoomer/nigger shit. Via UD

The baddest motherfucker in any group of Gs or Hustlas. The Big Dog is the shot caller and will whoop the ass of anyone present who does not fall in line.

LMFAO

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only dog he has in him is when he bends over and the dog fucks him.

 

[Star Classic]

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Whores giving relationship advice will never not amuse (and confuse) me.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Please disregard my previous request for tattoo photos. I realised it was much funnier if I picked random flash sheets off Google just like the Johmas do.

Cross-post from the Kiwi Koloring Korner, where the recent challenge was Ceiling Cats and Corner Demons.

 

[Total Norman Death]

Please disregard my previous request for tattoo photos. I realised it was much funnier if I picked random flash sheets off Google just like the Johmas do.
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Cross-post from the Kiwi Koloring Korner, where the recent challenge was Ceiling Cats and Corner Demons.

I really like that he looks like an Aqua Teen villain

 

[Solomon Bundy]

That picture is slightly inaccurate. She got rid of her tits.

Otherwise, the picture is worth a thousand children's cancer charities.