Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 408 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 116 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,630 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,914 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,243
I think Jason is the fastest I've gone from 0 to "I want to see him step on a bear trap".

I don't think anyone could be this unlikeable and revulsive if they tried, even people like Rekieta and DSP took a while for me, it's almost a talent. I'd use his streams as a torture method if I could.
After giving it some thought, I think I know why Malding Faggotry in particular is so hateable.

He is all the worst parts of Reddit, in the form of a person. The self-rightousness? The smug ignorance? The fetishes? The powertripping? Acting like an expert with only a laymans understandings? Inability to admit to wrong doing? Preening and crying about "hate mobs" he brought upon himself 24/7? Inability to cope with other people having different thoughts or opinions? All Reddit behavior. Redditors and Mald both give me that exact same skin crawling "I want to bludgeon that smug grin off your face" vibe.
 
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He was born in it, Mald'ed by it:
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"Send me whatever you want, it's not gonna do anything. Enjoy."

And this one is an entire fucking movie, it's got everything: death threats, Mald being pissed off at someone misrepresenting his "game", there's even a little sequel bait with the roach at the end :story::
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lmao at him crying because Matpat "completely misrepresented us to his audience". Curious! Misrepresent for me but not for thee.

In the first clip he mentions he ~grew up on~ Something Awful which made my ears prick up. Has he ever mentioned SA before? Or maybe he's just referring to the SA-adjacency that comes with being an EVEfag?
 
You and other thousands of us. He literally abused the YouTube algorithm by spamming his 30 second bits of his streams as shorts, framing them as "lifestyle advice" or "gamedev advice".
One or two of them floated my way and I thought “hmm he seems okay.” Then two or twelve more came by and after a few of them I instantly hated him. He just ends up being unlikeable in so many ways.
 
At this rate I have more respect for YanDev than I do for Thor. Poor YanDev has to deal with 3D environments and making sure players can't just glitch through the wall and break things. Heartbound is a 2D game using GameMaker where the majority of the gameplay comes through the dialog and sprite art.
It’s a lot more complicated than that. I’ve been working on some stupid personal game project with similar parameters on and off for I think…2-3 years? I’m only 35% done. It’s just me sitting around 90% of the time going “I don’t know how to do this so I’m going to learn how to do this” in-between managing work, women and whatever else my day demands of me.

It takes a long time to do this stuff when you don’t have entire teams of experienced people and you’re not autistically focused on it. It’s not to defend Mald, right, because he has an art director and a composer on staff for development. He spends a portion of his streams working on this but he’s running in place for somewhat similar reasons Yandere did.

He suffers from a lack of project management. That’s a necessary component to it. You need to lay out exactly what you’re doing in phases starting with your bare bones and you cannot deviate to make additions to your plan. You can’t chase perfection in real-time. Just make it what it is and release it, save additional features and ideas for something in the future. Mald and Yandere just don’t know how to do that, it’s a rookie mistake that everyone quietly learns on their first project failure. They’ve had the misfortune of being very public.
 
This whole situation reminded me of a 4chan greentext I read once:
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Ross is the sandwich guy. He's a herbivore in behavior. Doesn't start drama, gives out free things like obscure game OSTs and is generally fun to be around. When he wanted to save video games, along came Mald to mug the initiative out of any progress it could make. The drama side of Youtube was "AYO GET BACK HERE" and just dogpiled him because they need more fuel for that month and Mald is an easy target for a cyberbully.
Ross might not have alot of subs but he is rich in friends simply by his nature.
 
Also his "government job" was total bollocks as the company he worked for linked on his LinkedIn did not have the actual government grants or licenses to do cybersec + is unable to be contacted at all.
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Incorrect, the company (EAGLE RESEARCH GROUP, INC.) Jason worked at was awarded a contract by the Department of Energy which instructed the company to give Cybersecurity support to the DOE.

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The time period during which Jason worked at Eagle Research Group aligns with the start and end dates of the DOE contract awarded to the company.


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Here is the kicker though Jason has claimed multiple times that he was a federal contractor with the DOE.


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He even claimed that he was a federal contractor in his collab with Kit Boga which happened on May 13th 2025.



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Jason claims in this clip that the government gave him a job offer after he won his 3 black badges from DEF CON.


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This is contradicted by his own Linkedin: Jason says on his Linkedin that he was working at Eagle Research Group from Sep 2016 to Nov 2017 but he won his 3rd DEF CON badge in july 2017 while still working at Eagle Research Group.

In conclusion, Jason was most likely an employee of a private company which had a contract with the DOE and not a federal contractor. His claim of working for the government at best is embellishment to make himself more credible or at worst an outright fabrication. If he truly worked for the DOE why is the company that had the contract listed and not the DOE itself? Why is he claiming that the DOE came to him with a job offer after he won his 3 DEF CON black badges when it contradicts with the timelines on his own LinkedIn?
 
It’s a lot more complicated than that ... It takes a long time to do this stuff when you don’t have entire teams ... You can’t chase perfection in real-time.
I hear what you're saying, old-timer. But the fact is that from "Animus" being 97% complete in 2022 and 2023, he made literally no progress at all for about two years, while lying that he's working on the game every day. Then after Steam flagged his game as abandoned, he suddenly pooped out a "monthly" update which had basically nothing in it. So it's not that it takes a long time so much as he just didn't do anything, for years.
 
"I literally grew up on SomethingAwful forums and 4chan"

SomethingAwful and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
It's always so cringeworthy for me when people think that when they say "oh, I grew up reading 4chan, I'm so edgy, I went literally through the thick of it" they think it makes them "hard" or dangerous or something.
I think it was last month when in this thread someone posted one of Mald's shorts where he was asked about his "meme folder"? And he decided to show some of them and they were the most normie-tier, vanilla images you could imagine. And he was framing it like "oh yeah, I love edgy memes, I have so much random shit in my meme folder".
 
My favorite shithole just crossed the threshold :heart-full:
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And I had no idea Finland of all countries had such a large gamer per capita ratio.
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If I'm understanding this correctly and don't suck at math (unlikely), this means that almost 1 in 200 Finns signed this initiative.
I know 3 finish people and all of them are unemployed and play vidya all day.
 
if any of you want an EASY way to help SKG, ireland speaks 98% english and is in the EU, and you can sort twitch by tag to look by country.
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you can join a chat (DO NOT ACT LIKE A HOSTILE AUTIST, BE CHURCH GOING NICE) chat for a bit given compliments to the streamers gameplay, setup, whatever, establish yourself in chat for a few (at least 5) posts just being nice, before bringing it up.

If you have questionable social intelligence, you can say "Hey, have you heard of stop killing games? They are gathering signatures from EU citizens like you to hopefully stop developers from destroying games after you buy them".

DO NOT bring up jason. if THEY bring up thor and say they believe his takes, you can either JUST say "hes misinformed" or move on to another streamer. Don't make it about shit talking jason, ideally he won't even come up period. But this is an easy way to gather signatures if you otherwise feel you can't do shit.

But point is, since ireland speaks english, you can confidently campaign without knowing a lick of a foreign language.

just fyi mods, this IS NOT an attempt to cowtip, and I think I made that clear. I only want more signatures. And anyone doing this should just stay the fuck away from jason, and ideally never mention him AT ALL.

you can ALSO do this with UK users, and direct them to the UK petition , as most UK people also speak english.

If you are bilingual, spread it in countries which speak applicable languages (french for france, italian for italy, ect) but this is mainly for the not ESL people who want to help. Ireland is easy mode to campaign as there no "irish language" you need to learn to talk to them.
 
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this IS NOT an attempt to cowtip, and I think I made that clear. I only want more signatures. And anyone doing this should just stay the fuck away from jason, and ideally never mention him AT ALL.
I Can Safely Say this Has worked for me, Wont post shit ,but i will give my word.
my message worked out in some intrest
""Stop Killing Games" is a consumer movement started to challenge the legality of publishers destroying video games they have sold to customers.
An increasing number of video games are sold effectively as goods - with no stated expiration date - but designed to be completely unplayable as soon as support from the publisher ends."


If you don't want to get screwed over by Bad developers Doing even Worst business practices
Sign to the Petition of your Contry on thier Website

(The link is safe,I would not post it if it wasn't - use a VPN or Brave, ECT if you dont trust links)
 
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Not a peep telling them to cut it out from Allfather Mald, wonder why?
Not sure if this goes under cow tipping or not, but... Honestly if anyone from here is lurking there I would totally reply to these people that sabotaging an official EU initiative is a serious matter. Like make them aware it's not a change.org petition or an initiative for Reddit karma, but actual official political proceedings.
I'm toning it up obviously, but his retarded followers could be scared by that.
Or also something like "I don't know if encouraging sabotaging a democratic proceedings is a good look on Thor or this community", so like a "we are better than this" spin.
 
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