“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

Jennifer Lawrence. Unbelievably boring looking woman who is in everything for some reason.

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She looks like that annoying chick in your class who is way too much into doctor who and snitches to the teacher that he forgot to collect homework.
I'm not even sure guys were even interested in her til her nudes leaked. The theory is she was pushed as "the it girl" in media due to getting with Harvey Weinstein
 
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I always feel like he's going to have some sort of sex scandal emerge after his peak goes away.

Thread tax: Cole Sprouse. I genuinely don't get it.
Allegedly he told Dakota Johnson she should start on onlyfans, so yeah, I fully expect him to have some skeletons come out eventually. Either sex or abuse. Or both.
 
don't understand people attracted to kpop guys because not only do they all have work done, they all have VISIBLE work done,
With a lot of idol fans, like, they're seeing the person on stage, but they're simultaneously seeing the image in their head - which is fed by AO3 and RP-ing. So, Kim Lee could be a goofy looking fcker who writes rap lyrics about cheating on his g/f - but in their head, the image of Kim Lee, the softboi who held hands with his junior in the 50 chapter fic they're writing, kind of overrides that.
What I mean is, trying to understand why so many girls thirst over them when they look like that, won't ever work. It's like one layer of the idolatry onion
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Take a shot every time Pedro Pascal gets mentioned in this thread (hell, I was the first)
Try not to die of alcohol poisoning. You need your livers Kiwis!

Anyone got that ridiculous Vanity Fair photo with a full length mirror placed to perfectly frame his ass (the best looking part of him)? I didn't save it when I saw it yesterday and Google is giving me tons of red carpet photos.
 
Anyone got that ridiculous Vanity Fair photo with a full length mirror placed to perfectly frame his ass (the best looking part of him)? I didn't save it when I saw it yesterday and Google is giving me tons of red carpet photos.
Hey, I got you self! (I can't add photos via edit, stupid phonefag)

Look at this nonsense. Either the rumors about him being gay are true or the photographer was. Trashy.

Now I'm deleting this cursed image.

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I always feel like he's going to have some sort of sex scandal emerge after his peak goes away.

Thread tax: Cole Sprouse. I genuinely don't get it.
I don't like Cole Sprouse but I think Dylan is kind of attractive, which I know they're twins. But.

I was shocked when I learned that she's considered a big sex symbol. I thought she was more of the "quirky, relatable" type of actress, but apparently she was all the guys' favorite at one point. I think it's the same thing happening with Sydney Sweeney now. Maybe approachableness really is a huge factor for what actresses captivate men in that way.
@Arbiter I think it's because she was willing to play into the madonna-whore stuff men always go back to. She always talked about how she eats burgers and pizza, but she's very short and thin. So if she does, she calorie budgets for it and only does it around them, so as not to inconvenience them with her diet. She dresses up all old hollywood for events, but then talks about how she likes to dress down in sweats - she is willing to look high status when she (& he) needs to show off but doesn't demand any luxuries or any high status lifestyle the rest of the time. She wasn't known for dating around a lot, and when her nudes leaked it was non-consensually and she hadn't done it for attention, but shows that she is the kind of woman who would take nudes and send them to you privately. The extreme version of this is wanting the virgin who's a pornstar but just for you. Men love that crap.
 
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Then again, MJ still had an ocean of adoring fangirls even after his transformation.
I will say, a lot of kpop boys have the same "look" that Michael did, even before any plastic surgery comes into play, and I have to imagine it's intentional. Like one of their stylists saw Michael, a pale performer with dark hair, and was like "hey, I could copy that."
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I will say, a lot of kpop boys have the same "look" that Michael did, even before any plastic surgery comes into play, and I have to imagine it's intentional. Like one of their stylists saw Michael, a pale performer with dark hair, and was like "hey, I could copy that."
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South Korea was heavily influenced by US culture after the Korean War and the occupation. So while they laud Michael Jackson, Madonna and the like, almost no one knows of Elvis since it was during/before the Korean War
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The sad thing about Bella Hadid is that her mother, Yolanda, told her to get a nose job at 14. Before, she had a pudgy, normal teenage girl face with her ethnic features - her father is Palestinian - and she has said she regrets erasing them because it made her feel closer to her culture. Gigi is older than her, yet also looks younger than her because Bella had that buccal fat removal to make her look like Carla Bruni, who is in her 50s. If you look at her when she was young, she had that classic Levantine phenotype but her mother couldn't stand it.

As for Anya, yes, she and Halle Bailey have that condition where they look like Sid from Ice Age. That condition can be helped with proper clothes and jewellery that even out the eyes, but you can't fix your eye sockets like that, unfortunately.
Maybe this is controversial; I never found Emma Watson attractive. At best she looks like a teenage girl, at worst she looks like Justin Bieber in a wig, and I think the only reason all the reddit types find her attractive is because she played Hermione, who they only found attractive because she was The Girl Character™ in the biggest series of their childhood/adolescence.
When someone posted that photo of her at the red carpet and she looked like a starving rat, I almost didn't believe it was her. JKR is twice her age and yet looks better, cigars and all.
 
That has to be the deal with Sabrina Carpenter, her music's nothing special and I don't get why she's the hot shit all of a sudden. Must've slept with someone.
Media is forcing it down our throats. I see this on X a lot with women going "why don't men find her hot"?
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Drag-esque overdone makeup isn't appealing for anyone other than faggots, who knew?
 
Waaa? Timelines don’t match that statement.

Korean War was from 50–53. Elvis’ career started in 54.

Might not have been actively marketed, but that’s another story.
Well yeah, there was no real infrastructure yet
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Media is forcing it down our throats. I see this on X a lot with women going "why don't men find her hot"?
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Drag-esque overdone makeup isn't appealing for anyone other than faggots, who knew?
She gives me a kind of uncanny M3gan vibe
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