Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fatrick's definitely surpassed his father in the abandoned children category. Unless Tommy had another family hidden somewhere. Seriously now, who brags that they've outdone their father in every way. Even if it were true, is that really something to say just to biggen yourself up in a meaningless internet slapfight? Everyone's very impressed.
 
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Halbschwanz said:
Between that and his Chineseum covered P90 it seems like the man is just attracted to dogshit weapon calibers. As I've stated elsewhere, the whole 5.7 defeating body armor bit is applicable if you have the steel cored rounds that glowies and military used. These aren't usually sold on civilian markets and the fat idiot who can't put in a fence the correct way sure isn't hand loading them because he's still got all of his fingers. Thus it stands to reason that he's using the lead rounds usually found in hood nigger drive-bys because they also think the underfed pistol rounds will magically get through cop gear.

It does mean that on his nightly pepperoni hunts he can resupply in the field like he's playing CoD though. Perhaps the choice is more strategic than initially thought.
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He also didn't get the stamp to make the barrel short on that P90. And it's semi automatic of course.
What a dog shit arsenal Patrick has.
I have more respect for swamp trailer park dwellers with only pump shotguns.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
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He is just so amazingly unlikeable its unreal. And obese.

McMitch said:
A Tomlinson Project Zomboid mock-up wherein you’re hunting black people for your niggeroni.
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We already have the Kiwi doom map pack 2

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I've been spending the weekend at a friends' place. They have little kids, including a 7yo son who is obsessed with military shit, tanks and stuff. He's been talking to me all morning about it.

Then, all of a sudden, he started talking about how soldiers should fight tanks by blinding them with by throwing dust on them. I absolutely lost my shit and I couldn't explain why I was laughing so hard. I think everyone thinks I'm insane now.
 
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Judge Holden said:
The argument is settled.....I think....I kinda got lost in growing shock and revulsion as to how unironically fucking degenerate and disgusting fatrick is.
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Rare accidentally based Patrick.

Also lol, did not realize Patrick thinks he has "surpassed" his father Thomas Tomlinson, the dicksucking rodeo electrician. With what accomplishments, exactly? Finishing a half-marathon [disputed]? Although he just said "offspring", so maybe he means Kyle.

(Yeah fucking right, as if his LITTLE brother could begin to approach the glory of being a published lesbian werewolf erotica author)
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
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She then QT'd him back, and Rick responded with the rare-ish "you're a deeply unserious person" insult.
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Unfortunately for Rick, pretty much every functioning adult is a more serious person than him, as Ms. Spector immediately proved:
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Luckily, Kyle showed up to inform the civilian about Rick's... condition.
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And in the meantime, Pat continued to get bodied by random passersby in the replies:
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Kyle is so fucking amazing, I always enjoy his interventions.

It's quite funny as well that Fat still has not blocked him. He would have probably got bored if Fat did not keep the show going.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
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She then QT'd him back, and Rick responded with the rare-ish "you're a deeply unserious person" insult.
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Unfortunately for Rick, pretty much every functioning adult is a more serious person than him, as Ms. Spector immediately proved:
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Luckily, Kyle showed up to inform the civilian about Rick's... condition.
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And in the meantime, Pat continued to get bodied by random passersby in the replies:
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Pure-platinum level trolling. Pat is unhinged enough that someone with the right handle on X and a plausible story immediately gets normies to believe he’s retarded. What’s Pat going to do, provide a calm and rational argument to prove otherwise?
 
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AnOminous said:
He has the classic lolcow phenotype of a potato with pipe cleaners stuck in it for arms and legs.
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See also: Ralph. Which prompted the thought that it's a shame Pat missed the boat on IBS, he's ideal for the sektur. Unemployed, reckless, ill informed, poorly educated, substance dependent, technologically incompetent, badly dressed, egotistical, narrow minded, misogynistic, closeted, arrogant and unpleasant to look at. But more than all that he is very, very fat.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
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She then QT'd him back, and Rick responded with the rare-ish "you're a deeply unserious person" insult.
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Unfortunately for Rick, pretty much every functioning adult is a more serious person than him, as Ms. Spector immediately proved:
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Luckily, Kyle showed up to inform the civilian about Rick's... condition.
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And in the meantime, Pat continued to get bodied by random passersby in the replies:
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In 5 years he'll be getting into Xitter debates with Chuck Schumer or other higher ranked Democrats.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Indeed indeed:
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Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

Please find attached a police report from 2020 wherein Patrick gets beaten up by three black men who then stole his phone. The police never found these black men.

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They were all 16
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No, stalker, Technicality Tomlinson was not "beaten up." The report states he was merely punched in the face repeatedly, but it did NOT use the words "beaten up" or any variation thereof. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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In actuality, Texas only get's 20.1% of their power from solar and wind. 10.8 comes from nuclear as there's a plant near Fort Worth that I know of. 20.3% still comes form coal and nearly 50% comes from natural gas
As usual Patrick just can't tell the truth.
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ABC News, April 22, 2008: In an interview with ABC’s Chris Cuomo, Clinton expressed her toughest stance yet on Iran’s nuclear ambitions and the potential threat the country poses to American allies.

“If Iran were to launch a nuclear attack on Israel what would our response be?” Clinton said. “I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president, we will attack Iran. That’s what we will do. There is no safe haven.”

“Whatever stage of development they might be in their nuclear weapons program in the next 10 years during which they may foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them,” Clinton said.
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I remember how Obama said she was "sabre rattling".

Obama attacks Clinton over Iran​


Wrong as always child.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Oh my, it looks like Pat has gotten into something of a spat with a civvie.
It began with this quote tweet, which at 410 likes would be one of Pat's most successful xeets in a while :
View attachment 7573085
She then QT'd him back, and Rick responded with the rare-ish "you're a deeply unserious person" insult.
View attachment 7573087
Unfortunately for Rick, pretty much every functioning adult is a more serious person than him, as Ms. Spector immediately proved:
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Luckily, Kyle showed up to inform the civilian about Rick's... condition.
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And in the meantime, Pat continued to get bodied by random passersby in the replies:
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Get his ass Edna! How is it he always acting like an asshole to random people.
 
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