DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Proves he never talks to his parents. They just went through 3 days of heat indices of 100+ beginning of last week and not a word of concern about them even though they are 'dying'.

Phil has told us how hot it gets in Connecticut. He knows, he doesn't care. It does lend credence to the theory that at least Dave finally cut Phil off, though.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil has told us how hot it gets in Connecticut. He knows, he doesn't care. It does lend credence to the theory that at least Dave finally cut Phil off, though.

I mean he still never even flew out yet to see his mom before she dies did he?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I mean he still never even flew out yet to see his mom before she dies did he?

Of course not, she wanted him to get a job

 

[Cucktry Roads]

To people suggesting discord with retard trolls SCs, Occum's razor says it's KC dents looking for attention from KC by "trolling" dsp. I mean, we have whales still from KC, like Rend still around as well. And we have tourists like @TETRABAX who literally whaled for DSP during the KC arc.... tbh, if you plot Neger's posts on community happenings to DSP's income, it's like clockwork.

Rend isn't KC. He was a youtube dent that moved over to Kick. Youtube name was his irl name Patric Carrillo. Guy's wife killed herself and he was stuck taking care of their son. But Patric went full deadbeat and moved in with his FIL and was spending either the money from selling his house or his wife's life insurance money on Phil. You know, money that should be going to help your son. I assumed he disappeared cause his FIL put a stop to it, but he did return twice since disappearing. You can look up 'Patric' in this thread to find all info about him.

My theory is that all the troll tips lately are KC tourists trying to get Phil's attention since KC is on vacation.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"What are you having for dinner tonight Phil?"

 

[00R-Gundam]

You know that hes gotta be cotemplating life the moment that he found out Panda is pregnant or atleast the idea that she is. Like maybe he still secretly follows her on social media so that would explain why he didnt react to it. Imagine Panda that after leaving his fat polack ass actually improved an is now winning in life while he is begging strangers to give him money to eat fast food. I would bet he sometimes remembers panda and wishes it was her instead of the fat whale of a wife he has.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

You know that hes gotta be cotemplating life the moment that he found out Panda is pregnant or atleast the idea that she is. Like maybe he still secretly follows her on social media so that would explain why he didnt react to it. Imagine Panda that after leaving his fat polack ass actually improved an is now winning in life while he is begging strangers to give him money to eat fast food. I would bet he sometimes remembers panda and wishes it was her instead of the fat whale of a wife he has.

I 100% can guarantee he does. She slighted him by leaving. He will hold every grudge of his entire life until he rots in his grave, because he’s a soy-filled fat faggot.

 

[DerpyPunch]

In the past month or two I've been noticing an increase in "trolls" throwing money at DSP in an attempt to either "own" him or to bait him into reacting. It has gotten to the point that they represent at least 25% of the total contributions on a daily basis. Not to mention the huge amount of small "troll" tips these people have been throwing at him almost every day, lately.

Dipshits like this:
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This is from today's pre-stream alone, and we're not even one hour into the stream.

I miss the times where trolls were actually funny and put some effort into it, like by joining him in an online game with a funny name etc. This still happens from time to time, but mostly it's these boring, unfunny, completely effortless dumbasses who probably think they're some kind of puppet master by making DSP dance for them. I suspect it's mostly Zoomers sitting in some circlejerk Discord, giggling together after each SuperChat or troll tip.

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he always, without fail, manages to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.

its because tiktok and other mainstream cesspools have discovered him, lowest effort IQ mouth breathers are now baiting him and failing at it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You know that hes gotta be cotemplating life the moment that he found out Panda is pregnant or atleast the idea that she is. Like maybe he still secretly follows her on social media so that would explain why he didnt react to it. Imagine Panda that after leaving his fat polack ass actually improved an is now winning in life while he is begging strangers to give him money to eat fast food. I would bet he sometimes remembers panda and wishes it was her instead of the fat whale of a wife he has.

Phil almost certainly still follows Leanna. I doubt he cares about her having a kid, though. Do you think Phil is capable of caring about a child?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh he does, Panda gave Phil the biggest narcisistic injury of his life and we've all seen how bad this nigga gets. Panda aged well and is entering milf teritory, so ideal trophy wife and he got an autistic/retarded blob that hates him.

Phil cannot care for a child because it means attention is shifted from him. I have had my suspicions that Dave has cut off Phil for a year or so since Linda took like 14k out of her retirement, so he can be put on a payment plan. I don't believe the weekly phone call either. I think Phil has not talked to his parents in years. I think so because it is why he gets more skittish now, because he has lost that security blanket.

 

[thirstymcgee]

His house was built in 1999, yet he states it was designed to retain heat because they forgot it was going to get hotter in 25 years?

It makes no sense.

And I do HVAC before taking over my father's grain farm. So, how are these rooms heated upstairs? He has central heating, the ductwork is up in his ceiling. So, I don't why anyone would need to tear down walls, to cost thaaawlsands of dollars?

Hrs lying. The furnace is there. All you do is cut in a coil above the furnace, and feed everything outside to the condenser.

6 hour job and maybe 8k. Not 30k.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Anyone else remember that "it's almost as if he plays games to have fun" quote?

"I can do and play whatever the fuhck I want. And you'll like it, cheef."
Whoomp whoomp. Guesss not.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Thanks Kojima

Not hard to predict you're going to phail when that's all you're good at. - Iron Hamster 6-29-2025

 

[Mr.Bucket]

His house was built in 1999, yet he states it was designed to retain heat because they forgot it was going to get hotter in 25 years?

It makes no sense.

And I do HVAC before taking over my father's grain farm. So, how are these rooms heated upstairs? He has central heating, the ductwork is up in his ceiling. So, I don't why anyone would need to tear down walls, to cost thaaawlsands of dollars?

Hrs lying. The furnace is there. All you do is cut in a coil above the furnace, and feed everything outside to the condenser.

6 hour job and maybe 8k. Not 30k.

Hey come over and refill my cheap old leakyass AC the previous owner cheaped out on. Thx

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Hey come over and refill my cheap old leakyass AC the previous owner cheaped out on. Thx

Cut the power
Empty the refrigerant
Find the leak
Cut off the line
Replace it
Braise the pipe to the compressor and coils
Replace the refrigerant

Bada bing bada boom. You got yourself an American Standard.

E: Don't do any of that shit. i took a year of HVAC in the US after moving. You'd be better off calling an expert.

 

[marlimar]

and feed everything outside to the condenser.

His HOA doesn't allow window units, I doubt it would tolerate a whole compressor on a slab, he doesn't own any of the ground the snort fort is built on.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Cornball Burnell is doing a stereotypical redneck accent and just keeps belaboring the joke. This is why I can't watch this slop live anymore. Fuck you, Phil.

 

[millais]

If he hates the heat from the window so much, he could just get a piece of reflective foam insulation panel and cut it to fit his window. No more fiddling with curtains and it might even help reduce the noise from outside

 

[neger psykolog]

If he hates the heat from the window so much, he could just get a piece of reflective foam insulation panel and cut it to fit his window. No more fiddling with curtains and it might even help reduce the noise from outside

Nigga someone once drew a floorplan of DSPs "office style studio" and how to optimally organize it. DSP isn't going to do shit unless it involves opening WWEC or the door dash app on his phone.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Apparently the plan was to pick one of the 3 states he thought he'd pay the least amount of taxes in; Texas, Florida, and Washington. Pretty sure Florida was Panda's choice, but they went to Washington first and Phil just picked the first place they looked at which became the Snort Fort he's still in today.

So, added context, the "travel out to look at houses" vlogs are still online and you can watch them. I believe the one he picked is the one they are living in now. He quietly poo-poo'd the others, because the one he liked and had long pre-chosen had the gate, living in a gated community was already high on his ego-paranoia list. It was the last one iirc they visited and tbh is like a 4-5 person condo, so way way more than a retard hermit and early teens high school dropout needed. DSP's highest priority was places he would pay no income taxes, taxes have always been an embarrassing thorn in his side, and he wanted to eliminate it. Unfortunately he is completely crippled when it comes to google searching, so he picked somewhere with state business taxes, which kind of goes to show that somehow in Connecticut he was potentially not paying business taxes or his retard-tier tax preparer was cooking the books in some minor ways for him since he was a friend of DSP's father (and also taught at the same college his father did).