Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[AnOminous]

She can't redirect them to here short of linking her own thread on her Threads page or something. You know what, that would be funny. Please do, Ellen.

And then she'd probably get banned just for mentioning Kiwi Farms.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I never tried to hide my racism Ellen. I hate niggers, I hate spics, I hate jeets, I hate chinks, I hate them all. I’m just glad on kiwi farms I don’t have to pretend otherwise and can use the appropriate words for those sub humans

I think Ellen is thinking about you.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Is the joke that she married a white man and has white children, while calling other people racist for wanting to do the same?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I think Ellen is thinking about you.

Wouldn't be the first time



I just got my white robe and hood dry cleaned for this week's meeting. We meet every other Thursday. We even have cookies

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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"White nationalism is just racism"

Yeah it's in the fucking name, WHITE nationalism.

Guess what - "Black power" and Native American reservations are also inherently racist. However those get a pass.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Not sure what she’s yapping about because I’m not politically brain broken like her, so apologies in advance if this has been posted before.
But I’m gonna keep saying this until God comes and does to us what He did to the dinosaurs.

“Ellen, you’re a fucking Canadian. Not only does that nullify your opinions in general, but it especially nullifies your opinions on American politics. You know, the politics that don’t even affect you. You can also miss me on that empathy shit. “I may not be American but I still care about people in America that are affected by evil orange man because I have empathy.” Bitch, no the fuck you don’t. You wouldn’t know empathy if it fucked you harder than your pet cuck of a husband could even dream about doing without having a stroke once he’s one stroke in. You don’t care about marginalized groups in America. You’re just a virtue signaling, self-loathing white woman with an OF. Stay in your lane.”

 

[Ghostse]

I think Ellen is thinking about you.
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No Ellen. They believe that whites deserve a place like Injuns, Indians, Blacks, Jews, Spics, Chinese, other Asians, and other assorted niggers. That they shouldn't be expected to import, house, feed, and allow their daughters to be raped by Third Worlders who are being brought to areas they have zero historic ties to and are not assimiliating but maintaining enclaves of their own backwards cultures as they supplant and overwhelm the host country.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I think Ellen is thinking about you.
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I like this one because she just straight up admits that she’s retarded

Strawman: I’m racist
Ellen: That’s racist
Strawman: Yes

????

Like, how is that last panel supposed to own anyone but Ellen? No shit people who are openly racist are unoffended by being called racist?

 

[kes8]

No Ellen. They believe that whites deserve a place like Injuns, Indians, Blacks, Jews, Spics, Chinese, other Asians, and other assorted niggers. That they shouldn't be expected to import, house, feed, and allow their daughters to be raped by Third Worlders who are being brought to areas they have zero historic ties to and are not assimiliating but maintaining enclaves of their own backwards cultures.

I saw some news about a Korean "self deport"ing and all I could think was it must be nice to have some place you can go back to

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I like this one because she just straight up admits that she’s retarded

Strawman: I’m racist
Ellen: That’s racist
Strawman: Yes

????

Like, how is that last panel supposed to own anyone but Ellen? No shit people who are openly racist are unoffended by being called racist?

Oh come on! I remember my great grandpappy telling me about how he walked right up to an SS officer, said “You’re a Nazi”, and the bastard screamed in anguish as his very body and soul were torn asunder by the sheer shame.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Oh come on! I remember my great grandpappy telling me about how he walked right up to an SS officer, said “You’re a Nazi”, and the bastard screamed in anguish as his very body and soul were torn asunder by the sheer shame.

That was MY great grandpappy u monster ((

 

[BasedIfTrue]

I personally wouldn’t do countless hours of research on any particular person myself

I'm about to make myself a liar. Nuke dropping soon.

 

[Señora Airi]

Not sure what she’s yapping about because I’m not politically brain broken like her, so apologies in advance if this has been posted before. View attachment 7576482
But I’m gonna keep saying this until God comes and does to us what He did to the dinosaurs.

“Ellen, you’re a fucking Canadian. Not only does that nullify your opinions in general, but it especially nullifies your opinions on American politics. You know, the politics that don’t even affect you. You can also miss me on that empathy shit. “I may not be American but I still care about people in America that are affected by evil orange man because I have empathy.” Bitch, no the fuck you don’t. You wouldn’t know empathy if it fucked you harder than your pet cuck of a husband could even dream about doing without having a stroke once he’s one stroke in. You don’t care about marginalized groups in America. You’re just a virtue signaling, self-loathing white woman with an OF. Stay in your lane.”

Adult White Female Liberals are the worst demographic, especially Canadian ones

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'm about to make myself a liar. Nuke dropping soon.

Honestly, I'm going with "Nothing ever happens" for $500.
Hope I'm wrong.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Strawman: I’m racist
Ellen: That’s racist
Strawman: Yes

It’s amazing how easily her ‘political’ comics are subverted.

Not sure what she’s yapping about

Yeah I’m not sure what Bezos’ wedding has to do with Trump medicaid/social security cuts other than a diffuse fog of ‘wah wah capitalism bad Trump bad’ either.

You can ways turn this shit around on leftists by ‘argument ad purity spiral’.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It’s amazing how easily her ‘political’ comics are subverted.
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Yeah I’m not sure what Bezos’ wedding has to do with Trump medicaid/social security cuts other than a diffuse fog of ‘wah wah capitalism bad Trump bad’ either.

You can ways turn this shit around on leftists by ‘argument ad purity spiral’.
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you love to see it

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

You can ways turn this shit around on leftists by ‘argument ad purity spiral’.
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This kind of nonsense is what made me stop being a leftist. Nothing is ever good enough. The “silence is violence” shit is especially insidious; independent thought is strictly forbidden.

That said, Ellen 100% deserves being eaten by her own, given she’s been relentlessly sperging for months over politics in a country she doesn’t even live in. Come on, Ellen. Make some strawman JEW BAD MUSLIM GOOD comics. Your audience demands it! You don’t wanna be a Nazi do you? You have so much Reddit karma, you have a moral obligation to use your platform to declare your hatred for kikes. If you don’t, you’re no better than JK Rowling.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Strawman: I’m racist
Ellen: That’s racist
Strawman: Yes

On a serious note though I have literally never once heard someone who's concerned about a falling white birth rate justify it with "well you see our white genes are superior and they must not be diluted!" That's the retarded strawman leftists project out any time someone brings up demographic shifts to try and shame the other person into not talking about it. The white birthrate isn't falling because of racemixing popping out a bunch of halfus, it's because white people are just not having kids period.

The topic is almost always about the demographic shifts being sudden, inorganic and blatantly influenced by mass migration + the fact that leftists gloat about it happening. We import a billion jeets and mexicans every year and white people are slowly becoming foreveralones who just never have kids. That's not magically a good thing just because there's more people with brown skin around. No one unironically thinks "hurr durr my hyperborean seed must not be watered down by the swarthy masses" and the ones that do usually end up dating a latina anyway.

 

[No. 7 cat]

“FUCK YOU MOM!!! THERE’S ONLY TWO GENDERS!!!!”

“W-where did I go wrong?”

Hardened fashcore Hitlerism. T*o g**de*s. Few things are more shocking. The ultimate (and well deserved), fuck you Mom.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Also, Ellen, did it ever occur to you that maybe people in your homeland are becoming white nationalists at an alarming rate for a reason?

A smelly, nepotistic, statically likely to be a sex pest, bobs and vagine reason?