Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

I drink everything out of steel tumblers and i love drinking with straws, but none of the solutions i tried satisfied me, because i want to be able to keep the straw inside the bottle when im not drinking
I like the steel straws for frozen drinks because it somehow makes them feel colder.
 
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I bought the full set of these guys because they're weird and I love fishing.
 
Stick on house numbers because I am sick to fucking death of random Indians coming to my door with takeaway or grocery deliveries saying, "Is this number X?" It happens at a bare minimum three times a week, sometimes multiple times in a single day. The house number is painted in big letters on the fucking mailbox, you morons! I'm going to stick numbers on the door, the walls, the fucking footpath... There's your number, wanker! Now leave me the fuck alone, I'm busy!
 
Tickets to a lunchtime lecture series about local history. It's not exactly the hip and cool thing to do, but it's enjoyable (and air-conditioned). It was a brown-bag thing, but I didn't take my lunch, because I didn't think I could eat neatly while sitting in a folding chair. I later dropped my lunch in my lap anyway, so I should have just made a sandwich for the lecture. Next time, perhaps.
 
Farming Simulator 25, for the full $60 USD retail price on console. But I'm having fun and that's all that matters... I think.
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Anddddd I went a bit too deep down the rabbit hole...
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Maybe next I'll get a Case IH or New Holland one, that'd be cool.
I just like farming, I never grew up on a farm but it's very interesting to me. It combines big machinery with actual science (like the process of growing crops).
 
Dog toy for my dog. He didn’t like it, my heart is broken. It had nine squeakers in it I thought it was a real winner but no.
Throw it over the fence to the next appropriately-sized dog you see, and tell your dog all about what it's like to be appreciated for your efforts.
 
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