You think she feels guilty over giving away a cat?? I'm sure she felt bad about Sam every ince in a while, but she left Julia without a care in the world, and then Smokey didnt even last a week.
She was talking about how Salah doesn't have to worry about money or something. Is that because she pays him to say these things?
Womp-womp-womp. Mandela Effect. That was (what I thought was) one of my favorite Chantal moments. It's obvious now.
So wait what the fuck is the lore on this shit? Is salad a fucking scuba diver or what the fuck is going on?
Imagine getting someone stupid high or on acid and showing them this clip with the audio.
As a Slav farmer, I can confirm - this is a video of a Slovakian gypsy, original (although watermarked) here:
Da fuq is this dude even saying? Does anyone have a retard to English dictionary on hand? Maybe this dude is getting high off of nitrous oxide or something? Fuck I'm completely baffled lol. Reminds me of some of the Cwc'ism's Chris used to write, such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "You only have to tell me once but during the Stone Age!"
On the subject, does anyone else have zero desire to watch or discuss Chinny when you're high? I don't partake often, when I do I'm always repulsed by my compulsion to check up on the Gunt. It's like the upper level of brain processing accessed by weed knows how ridiculous it is to watch a fat retarded Canadian eat herself to death as entertainment and internally shames me for it. It's funny how weed makes music and videos games a more enjoyable experience yet renders Gunt unwatchable.
IDK but there is definitely a part of my fascination with Chantal that is linked with self-loathing and general miserableness.
I don't come here to be happy. Only entertained.
Remember the "lost dog" Halloween costume? Maybe that's how Salah is getting out of Kuwait.
This makes absolutely no sense. No wonder Chantal went for him considering they both have a habit for uttering complete nonsense.
ok I speak a little bit of retard, and maybe he’s saying she is his oxygen and he’s gonna die without her? Like she’s a breath of fresh air? He can’t breathe without his love
He thinks he is being funny and making a joke.
With any luck his oxygen tank is from Temu too.
She went for him exactly because he is the village idiot and easily manipulated by her , in her time in kuwait she alienated him from friends, family, well everyone who was in his life, just because she needs complete control. Now he is only trying to keep contact with her for money she can send his sorry arse , he is too stupid to understand that she is done with him now and she can’t afford fuck all any more, certainly cannot afford to pay his “ muh huzzband “ monthly fee. He will always be the fucking idiot attached to the rude, fat ,smelly Canadian bint that is now banned from entering his home country. Forever the laughing stock and deservedly so.
I am in complete awe and shock that you managed to decipher that. I would NEVER have been able to translate his autism correctly, but your explanation makes total sense. Maybe there's some context I missed since I only saw the screenshot that was posted, but you have my complete and total respect for figuring that one out. Congrats.
I don't doubt your take on the situation but if he does somehow end up in fucking Canada then we'll get such unprecedented levels of Salad sperging that cat sperging complaints will be off the menu for a few months at the very least.
