Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

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Left a friendly comment on his profile wall here. Too bad he doesn't appreciate it. (and removed it)
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I recently got around to playing the adventure game version of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream". In order to stop repeating your torturous existence you had to actually tackle your problems and learn how to be a better person. Moleman would quit once he realized you can't just demand to stop being tortured.
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This got me thinking about Maple's Christian Weston Chandler Adult Chronicles. A classic style adventure game designed like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but starring lolcows would be a hell of a lot of fun. Robbie Rotton, CWC, Jace, Moleman, and Pixyteri could be held in their own personal trolling hell, taunted by some shadowy overseer as they go about their adventure game duties of picking up everything and trying to redeem themselves (or not).

I'd play the hell out of a game like that.
 
Did someone say "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"?

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/New-Poop-Series-I-Have-No-Mouth-And-I-m-Obscene-302310190

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Possibly the scariest and most depressing story of all time, turned into a joke! I can make ANY story sexier and funnier if I apply myself to it, which I've done it with this one! Be sure to watch all three parts, and be on the lookout in the near future for the full–length follow–up to last year's hit "The Dirty Catcher in the Rye": "The Nasty Gatsby". Subscribe so you'll be notified when it comes out!

Mother's Day was great! My present was a framed arrangement of the seven Archangels from my latest drawings!

Speaking of which, my newest drawing, which can be found here: Moleman9000.deviantart.com/art… , will be my 50th and the last one for a long time. Comment on it for points and favorite while you're at it! And after I'm done with the YTPs, the Eggmen series will return from its hiatus.

UPDATE: My mother has left for two weeks for a vacation abroad. She will be visiting several European countries.

– Moleman9000
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P.S. Once I'm free I might make a spinoff of The Adult Chronicles game which is a short RPG game about Moleman9000 and his adventures into Wikipedia. :ween:
 
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Smutley said:
This got me thinking about Maple's Christian Weston Chandler Adult Chronicles. A classic style adventure game designed like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but starring lolcows would be a hell of a lot of fun. Robbie Rotton, CWC, Jace, Moleman, and Pixyteri could be held in their own personal trolling hell, taunted by some shadowy overseer as they go about their adventure game duties of picking up everything and trying to redeem themselves (or not).

I'd play the hell out of a game like that.
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An 80's style adventure game where you played a generic lolcow with a sanity meter would be cool too. Simulate the lolcow experience as you browse a fully developed fake internet. Uh oh, you've stumbled upon a thread about you in the cwcki forums. Do you reply? Do you report it to the admins with a page long rant about how they're all cyberbullies? Your choices will determine if your lolcow can manage to go the day without losing all sanity and producing even more content for the internet. Although most people would figure out that typing in "Turn off computer" would result in instantly winning.

"Gay and unrealistic" - raved Jace "Stryker" of Deagle Nation

"I demand you take this game off your website or I will alert the authorities" - praised Moleman9000, famed creator of the Nanaverse or something.

"Why the fuck did you guys put me in as a selectable character?" - Null
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
An 80's style adventure game where you played a generic lolcow with a sanity meter would be cool too. Simulate the lolcow experience as you browse a fully developed fake internet. Uh oh, you've stumbled upon a thread about you in the cwcki forums. Do you reply? Do you report it to the admins with a page long rant about how they're all cyberbullies? Your choices will determine if your lolcow can manage to go the day without losing all sanity and producing even more content for the internet. Although most people would figure out that typing in "Turn off computer" would result in instantly winning.

"Gay and unrealistic" - raved Jace "Stryker" of Deagle Nation

"I demand you take this game off your website or I will alert the authorities" - praised Moleman9000, famed creator of the Nanaverse or something.

"Why the fuck did you guys put me in as a selectable character?" - Null
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WOW REAL FUCKIN FUNNY WE GOT A LIL CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS CHOO CHOO CALL THE exceptional individual TRAIN WE GOT THE CAPTAIN ON BOARD!!! SPOILER WARNING ITS U - Tyce
 
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Wow he is really trying to dig himself into a deeper hole isn't he. I mean he just doesn't know when to shut up and be a man, it's kind of ridiculous how he thinks arguing back to people and spilling more is going to make things better.

He's not going to get very far if he ever gets a job, because if someone said something to him like a boss, then he isn't going to last very long. Though being a special little snowflake, he will just keep mooching off his parents and keep getting his own way.

A side note: Did he report everybody on thread? Because that's kind of sad he had to do that, does he exactly know what cyber bulling and bullying actually is? Because if he is going by the logic that people trying to help are bullies, then everybody in the entire world is a bad person. He and Chris are poster children for why some people should not have children.
 
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silentprincess said:
Wow he is really trying to dig himself into a deeper hole isn't he. I mean he just doesn't know when to shut up and be a man, it's kind of ridiculous how he thinks arguing back to people and spilling more is going to make things better.

He's not going to get very far if he ever gets a job, because if someone said something to him like a boss, then he isn't going to last very long. Though being a special little snowflake, he will just keep mooching off his parents and keep getting his own way.

A side note: Did he report everybody on thread? Because that's kind of sad he had to do that, does he exactly know what cyber bulling and bullying actually is? Because if he is going by the logic that people trying to help are bullies, then everybody in the entire world is a bad person. He and Chris are poster children for why some people should not have children.
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I don't think he'll ever need to work due to his parents wealth. I imagine his parents are prepared to financially take care of him for the rest of their lives. An inability to actively recognize someone in a position of authority and respect it to a healthy degree will make him unemployable. If he somehow developed real artistic ability or his IQ magically jumped up 100 points it wouldn't matter. Recognizing and following a chain of command to at least some degree is pretty essential.

If he had the best credentials in the world he'd still have trouble maintaining a job mopping the floors. Instead a deaf elderly chinese man with one arm would get the job because he can pick up on such ideas as "Go clean that thing without getting into a 20 minute debate with customers over what is and isn't considered trash".
 
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Moleman9000 said:
The 1st Amendment has limits, and this site's activity unambiguously violates those.
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You're right, we have free speech and consequences to aforementioned free speech. For example you have mentioned pedos and animated underage porn not being bad and the consequences are you being called a pedo. Consequences.
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
An 80's style adventure game where you played a generic lolcow with a sanity meter would be cool too. Simulate the lolcow experience as you browse a fully developed fake internet. Uh oh, you've stumbled upon a thread about you in the cwcki forums. Do you reply? Do you report it to the admins with a page long rant about how they're all cyberbullies? Your choices will determine if your lolcow can manage to go the day without losing all sanity and producing even more content for the internet.
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I was thinking something more along the lines of Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophesy, but instead of killing yourself if you lose your sanity, your heart meter just drops to zero and you crash into slumber.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Did someone say "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"?

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/New-Poop-Series-I-Have-No-Mouth-And-I-m-Obscene-302310190



P.S. Once I'm free I might make a spinoff of The Adult Chronicles game which is a short RPG game about Moleman9000 and his adventures into Wikipedia. :ween:
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Okay moleman. You got me. I laughed.

Mostly owing to a sophmoric sense of humor and a love for that literature though.

Edit: Didnt need to be three parts though. Once you heard the first minute of a recut Ellison sounding too excited to be talking about AMs nonexistant naughty bits, you heard it all
 
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silentprincess said:
Wow he is really trying to dig himself into a deeper hole isn't he. I mean he just doesn't know when to shut up and be a man, it's kind of ridiculous how he thinks arguing back to people and spilling more is going to make things better.

He's not going to get very far if he ever gets a job, because if someone said something to him like a boss, then he isn't going to last very long. Though being a special little snowflake, he will just keep mooching off his parents and keep getting his own way.

A side note: Did he report everybody on thread? Because that's kind of sad he had to do that, does he exactly know what cyber bulling and bullying actually is? Because if he is going by the logic that people trying to help are bullies, then everybody in the entire world is a bad person. He and Chris are poster children for why some people should not have children.
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He reported me.
 
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