Nikolas Marshall Talbott / ItsNatsuTalbott / Hallouine644 / LLLLL / Xxjoshxxxx / Kiwifarmjosh (and many more) + PlumTree Discord Server - Pedophile Personal Army Commander. 30 Year Old Trolling Victim of a Middle Schooler. Genshin Impact's #1 Fan. Schizophrenic Stalker. Sock Spammer. Chargeback Fraud Enthusiast. Tranny Chaser. Null Impersonator. PA Request Turned Halal. Holy Urinal!

[Vesperus]

It's also, equally likely, he's just such a lonely void of a human being that this is the only way he understands to get even an ounce of attention or anyone interacting with him.

I fear that you've nailed it. This waste of biomass has spent so much time gooning to anime games that us calling him a retard is the closest he gets to genuine human interaction.
It's like that famous monkey torture experiment:

The monkey is Fatsu, the unholy monkey-like surrogate abomination is Kiwifarms, and I assume Harry Harlow is Hillary Clinton. Or something, there's a limit to this analogy.

 

[Relinquish]

Nik is gonna be PISSED off when he sees this

 

[alphabetnigger]

Did something happen?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Did something happen?

The rewrite to his OP was fully inserted and now featured.

 

[alphabetnigger]

The rewrite to his OP was fully inserted and now featured.

I still need to catch up on that lady who keeps spamming her social, stop being productive damnit

 

[Guntkvd]

tl; dr?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Could someone explain to me what a "halal thread" is?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Could someone explain to me what a "halal thread" is?

A thread on a forum member. These threads need to be approved by Null, which is why they are "halal".

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

"Man, that Kiwi farms place sure seems to hates losers and pedophiles, I should make several accounts there and cause issues!" - Common Retardicus Fagsilis

 

[Dana scully]

What sort of mental illness is this

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The rewrite to his OP was fully inserted and now featured.

Not gonna lie: the OP, especially the little South Park-esque rendition, is really good.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Great feature timing, considering that just the other day he was caught using yet another sock and openly admitting he loves CP and sees nothing wrong with it

 

[Looney Troons]

I’ve tried to read this thread like 4 times. Always unsuccessfully because it’s very long (not to knock the quality at all, still quite good). Much to my dismay, I suppose I’ll be having a fifth attempt, and I think it’s much longer this time around.

 

[Sammich]

Really good rewrite, but I have to be honest, about 2/3 through my eyes glazed over and I wonder sometimes if i'm not getting way too fucking old for this stuff. That was a hell of a OP there, well done.

 

[Tēzcatlīpohca]

Could someone explain to me what a "halal thread" is?

one where the lolcow is milked in a manner conducive with islamic trolling laws to prevent contamination. inshallah the milk will flow.
- actually just null approved

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Where do I sign up for the personal army? I'm convinced.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What sort of mental illness is this

Pedophilia, small dick syndrome, retardation, really a lot of shit man.

 

[AltisticRight]

tl; dr?

He is a paedophile genshit player that tried to write a thread on a transgender identified Black girl who's in her/his early teenager years because Talbott got mad over being called a nonce for liking toddler-like Genshit characters. Talbott is like 30.
Then he begun to shit up various threads, especially the gunt subforum which allows any of these fuckwits to make new thread.
He's been socking as various forum members, including Null and especially @Aquinas 2 on twitter. He's just an unhinged paedophile who should end his life.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Wild to think this thread is almost as old as my account...
Where do the days go, man...

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The amount of sheer work and autism that has gone into the rewriting of this thread should make you eligible for a Pulitzer Prize.