Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[parsnip]

Rekieta hasn't tweeted in 4 hours

That's insane for him, are we sure he isn't locked up?

Maybe he got a call from probation telling him to behave. He's not in the Kandiyohi jail according to the website.

 

[WebFelching]

Rekieta hasn't tweeted in 4 hours

That's insane for him, are we sure he isn't locked up?

Nicky in the pen like its hedonism III

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Rekieta hasn't tweeted in 4 hours

That's insane for him, are we sure he isn't locked up?

I've been periodically checking the rosters, nothing yet. Candy Yoshi hasn't updated in 2 hours, Stearns doesn't list a time of update, but they have booked three individuals already today.

Edit to add: I'd be very surprised if Nick ended up in the clink based on what's happened to date, but it would be funny.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nicky in the pen like its hedonism III

Not enough black dick for it to be hedonism

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Not enough black dick for it to be hedonism

IDK, from the first page of the Stearns County roster....

 

[Vibralldo]

IDK, from the first page of the Stearns County roster....
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This doesn't change my mind

 

[WebFelching]

IDK, from the first page of the Stearns County roster....
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Nick is about to crash the jail economy by overpaying for bulls. Ramen pack shortage incoming.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nicky in the pen like its hedonism III

Technically, does this count as invocation of Mutt's Law?

I've been periodically checking the rosters, nothing yet. Candy Yoshi hasn't updated in 2 hours, Stearns doesn't list a time of update, but they have booked three individuals already today.

Edit to add: I'd be very surprised if Nick ended up in the clink based on what's happened to date, but it would be funny.

With his big red nose they might have under the first name Rudolph.

 

[Vibralldo]

Technically, does this count as invocation of Mutt's Law?

Nick's the first skinny white boy to rape the black inmates (he's still the bottom)

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick's the first skinny white boy to rape the black inmates (he's still the bottom)

To be fair, Nick did say sex with Aaron got less consensual. He didn't say who was the one violating who's consent.

 

[RotPockets]

IDK, from the first page of the Stearns County roster....
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“White” like a gender.

 

[parsnip]

“White” like a gender.
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I knew a lot of them are illiterate but I thought they at least knew their colors

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It begs the question as to whether a US State can be a lolcow.

Minneapolis just became the first American city where it will be legal to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer over loudspeaker. All five of them, every day.
It's like they're trying to outdo California and New York for sheer insanity.

 

[WebFelching]

Minneapolis just became the first American city where it will be legal to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer over loudspeaker. All five of them, every day.
It's like they're trying to outdo California and New York for sheer insanity.

Law pope

Legal Imam

 

[PrestonHolt]

Rekieta hasn't tweeted in 4 hours

That's insane for him, are we sure he isn't locked up?

I'd guess he's to lazy to get out of bed and his phone batery have died, his wife is pilled out, and kids try to stay away from bedroom, so there's literally noone to come and help poor Nick with battery charger.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I love the smell of Total Retard War in the evening.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Maybe he got a call from probation telling him to behave. He's not in the Kandiyohi jail according to the website.

Since when do the incel prudes of the law tell Nicky what to do!
Nobody puts baby in a corner, you hear that Nicky! We need another 12 hour sperg sesh about who the real goo eater is!
Toss that restraining order in the trash like a 5th unpaid speeding ticket!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Minneapolis just became the first American city where it will be legal to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer over loudspeaker. All five of them, every day.
It's like they're trying to outdo California and New York for sheer insanity.

That's been the case for a couple of years

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/minneapolis-becomes-first-major-u-s-city-to-broadcast-islamic-call-to-prayer-5-times-per-day

 

[Captain Manning]

Minneapolis just became the first American city where it will be legal to broadcast the Islamic call to prayer over loudspeaker.

Without even looking it up, I can already guess the answer: Somalians.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I've got to give it to Barneswalker, he threw the entire box of spaghetti at the wall in attempt to make something stick.

Kudos for a vigorous defence of his client, even if that defence is equal to stopping water from dripping out of a mesh screen.

He shit the bed.

He tried one thing (that was completely retarded) and failed completely.