DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Free Jasper]

I genuinely can’t wait until he EVENTUALLY gets a single 20 minute appearance on some small-to-midsize YouTube channel.

“Now guys, as you know I’m having a resurgence. The whole internet likes me now and they’re turning the spotlight back on my detractors!”

 

[GodModule]

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What the actual fuck is wrong with this man? I know he's probably thinking about the time when he had to bury Begs Bunny, but this isn't normal human behavior. It's like an alien learning about human emotion and then trying to mimic it. Majority of people have experienced their pets die Phil, we know it sucks. Why does everything he does have to be so fake and performative.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this man? I know he's probably thinking about the time when he had to bury Begs Bunny, but this isn't normal human behavior. It's like an alien learning about human emotion and then trying to mimic it. Majority of people have experienced their pets die Phil, we know it sucks. Why does everything he does have to be so fake and performative.

I think he's over acting for dono bait.
"oh god, look at phil acting like a 'tard. gotta donate to troll him"
almost anything phil does is an attempt to milk money out of people

 

[neger psykolog]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this man?

People have been asking that for several thousand pages. Still haven't gotten an answer.

(I did hear speculation that he might have gout though)

 

[INirvana]

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Can you imagine the complete breakdown he will have when he one day realizes when he's older that this is his life?

- Roommate Fat Wife that will die way before he does (probably in her 50's)
- parents do not have a good relationship with him or vice versa
- No friends, not even online friends
- Begs everyday
- Uses the money for mobile games
- the one thing he loved was fighting games and the community hates him and he cannot handle not being that good anymore
- his EX will live past his wife, with a husband and children, the one that got away
- afraid of the outside world
- afraid to take any risks

I wonder when the breakdown will begin, 50's, 60's? Maybe he's too much of a egomaniac to breakdown

 

[KarlJobber]

its absolutely baffling, it's something i'm unable to wrap my head around

You know how retarded, slow, autistic and dimwitted he is, right?

Consider this: DSP paypigs think he's an intellectual heavyweight/father figure. That is the scope of how dumb the dents are. More brain damaged than the guy who's mom smoked when he was a fetus.

You could definitely do it at a higher level than Phil. But you won't because you wouldn't be able to live with yourself and have the ability to feel shame. I'd never be able to sleep at night knowing I'm fleecing a bunch of Jaydes.

I'd rather be a minimum wage janitor than a predator.

 

[arrivefriday]

My god, bitchtits really started tearing up over a virtual bird? He must've had one of his animals pass away recently or something because this is actually pathetic

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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How does he die so much in Minecraft this is a game for babies

Short answer: he's DSP

Long answer: despite being 50+ hours in the game he's still using iron armour. He's playing on a controller and he's eyefucking chat so much that he can't see anything coming.
(He actually fell multiple times off his ladder cause of that)

His Minecraft ""modded"" stream is pure torture to watch.

He's still staying in his home 90% of the time and didn't interact with any mods he has installed and refuses to do anything without the dents approval.

It just show how scared he is committing to anything without the dents holding his hand.

 

[#lurker]

Yeah the crying over the virtual bird is very telling. He is dying inside, he has lots of unresolved problems at home.

 

[Sweet Ch1llie]

I can't believe people are still donating to him. That's what gets me every time I see his streams, it's like he hits his goal everyday, people donate to him past the 150$ for his "kings tax". It's Insane. He isn't interesting, he isn't entertaining, if you say 1 little remark about him or his stream he will curse you out - how can you donate to him? Why? What drives these people to give him money?

I'll give him this, he's more entertaining than Wings at least.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

What drives these people to give him money?

Retardation

 

[Whaler]

Phil cried like such a bitch on the late stream. I would normally use his tears for lube but it got uncomfortable.

There's absolutely something going on behind the scenes, he kept talking about how upset and pissed he was he couldn't get the Pickle menu from Sonic and then his bird died. I doubt Phil has the ability to produce tears on command the way he did.

One delivery service didn’t work? Well Phil got RIGHT BACK on there and ordered some through another service.

It's insane he has registered an account to every place in his area that delivers AND THREE FOOD DELIVERY SERVICES. That's crazy, even for a reclusive shut in.

I'm actually really upset I really liked that damn bird it was nice I like hearing it chirp around me and its gone now for good forever,

If only he was playing modded Minecraft so he could resurrect or get another bird to play with.....Oh wait, he is.

 

[Balr0g]

I genuinely can’t wait until he EVENTUALLY gets a single 20 minute appearance on some small-to-midsize YouTube channel.

“Now guys, as you know I’m having a resurgence. The whole internet likes me now and they’re turning the spotlight back on my detractors!”

One funny aspect of the short lived "King dent arc" was his delusion that people like d him now and stopped talking about him. That was very quickly disproven by TBS who have now a new segment called "DSP in the wild" and holy shit the times bigger content creators have mentioned him as a joke is astonishing. He is wand always will be the joke of the Internet. the guy who wanked on stream. The guy who is worse then gaymes journalists. The reatrd who crashes out about the most mundane shit. and also the roach of the net who simply refuses to "die" because he just prodsa on without thinking. I for one think he actually likes getting spit on as his continued "success" confirms (in his mind) he is doing everything right

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

'I'm actually really upset I really liked that damn bird it was nice I like hearing it chirp around me and its gone now for good forever, because of a stupid creeper...who I'd like to shove up my ass'
Phil is so fucking gay he is obessed with shoving things into his ass and licking other peoples asses, and obessed with shit.

Phil having an actual coprophilia fetish would be the least surprising thing.

 

[Burl McMillan]

how can you donate to him? Why? What drives these people to give him money?

@Cucktry Roads the clip, please

 

[Pargon]

Can you imagine the complete breakdown he will have when he one day realizes when he's older that this is his life?

- Roommate Fat Wife that will die way before he does (probably in her 50's)
- parents do not have a good relationship with him or vice versa
- No friends, not even online friends
- Begs everyday
- Uses the money for mobile games
- the one thing he loved was fighting games and the community hates him and he cannot handle not being that good anymore
- his EX will live past his wife, with a husband and children, the one that got away
- afraid of the outside world
- afraid to take any risks

I wonder when the breakdown will begin, 50's, 60's? Maybe he's too much of a egomaniac to breakdown

He’s never going to care about any of that. His breakdown will begin when he finally has to depend on other people in real life whom he can’t bully into doing what he wants. This will almost certainly involve the treatment of a chronic medical condition. Just like how Tomlinson’s inevitable dive off the deep end will be precipitated by him being arrested, convicted at the latest.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[QwahlityKahntent]

The only thing this did was convince me Kat is not there to pick up his food.

she's there. he's just too much of a beta pussy bitch to ask his roommate to do him a favor