Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

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Rick, are you just looking at things around the barnyard and saying them?

Cabbage ? That's a new one. Add it to the repertoire of Rick's food related insults like radish

 

[McMitch]

Cabbage ? That's a new one. Add it to the repertoire of Rick's food related insults like radish

Rick uses the only foodstuff he hates, vegetables, as insults. God knows the only vegie he consumes is potatoes and even then only after they've been deep fried. And I know what you're thinking: "what about the sandwich picture earlier in the thread?" He absolutely threw away the snap peas and nuts and ordered a cheeseburger through Doordash. Because he's FAT.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I think he's trying for 'Cockney Urchin' but it comes out as fat sassy-gay Midwestern rube. Think of it as a foreshadowing of the truly terrible dialogue in his never-published masterpiece Tiny Tim and The Pirate Women.

 

[Cactuar King]

I wish we could get an AI to read some of your posts in your Essex accent. That would probably be damn funny.

Personally, I always imagined @Judge Holden sounding like Brion James doing his natural British accent.

Cabbage ? That's a new one. Add it to the repertoire of Rick's food related insults like radish

Rick proving that he's incapable of thinking about anything other than food. Because he's fat.

 

[BigPeanut]

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This is my favorite part from the most recent caps lol. He thinks the AG in Jackie’s state will realize with her evidence that Fatrick is the one true victim, and will be motivated and incensed enough to pursue justice, calling in the FBI of course, for a man who doesn’t live in his state. He wasn’t even kidding when he dropped that skeet tagging them in telling them to search for his phone number. Jackie will be pissed off to read that Patrick is arrogant enough to think they’ll blow her off to chase him down and help him.

“Misguided crusade” titty ricky is such a pussy, he knows damn well this nigger knows the truth by now, but he’ll cower away and give his vitriol and venom to white women, who have done 1 tenth of what Jackie has done, like Leslie.

 

[RollingRock2]

Rick is already litigating with Milwaukee PD if he gets hit with 2 retarded lolsuits from each Leslie and second, whiter Jackie he will have to rent both of the half hovels and pitch a tent in the back yard just to retain council.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ricks on a twitter tear:

Conspiracy Rick





Rick writes the same tedious sentence 4 fucking times.


Rick meets a normie and calls him a stupid child.


Rick tells another normie to delete their account after being insulted.

WhyUs.jpg

 

[Cactuar King]

Rick writes the same tedious sentence 4 fucking times.

His weird repetition makes me wonder if he's not autistic. I don't think he is, but I wonder.

 

[BigPeanut]

His weird repetition makes me wonder if he's not autistic. I don't think he is, but I wonder.

He’s just a fat fucking retard rage pig.

 

[Detective Carey]

With all this talk of a cult, has anyone ever designed any sick ass ceremonial robes or signet rings? Is it just a premium bathrobe and a reverse engraved signet ring featuring a coat of arms with five sinks? Maybe some kind of diaper pope hat for the big wigs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Tinfoil Fat strikes again
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It's not even $10k to get it repaired. Not that Patrick has ever seen that kind of money. His wife's family pays for everything. I've seen it for under $2k for earlobe repair. Recovery doesn't take long either.

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Rick, are you just looking at things around the barnyard and saying them?

VAERS data alone shows otherwise.

How Undocumented Immigrants Sometimes Receive Medicaid Treatment

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/how-undocumented-immigrants-sometimes-receive-medicaid-treatment

Not how Emoluments Clause works. It can be a OGE issue though.


Be thankful you weren't born as stupid as Patrick.

 

[Judge Holden]

Over the hills and far away
Tomlintubbies come to play


TIDDY TWO CHINS (tiddy two chins)
DICK SUCK (dick suck)
LARD ASS (lard ass)
PIG (pig)

TOMLINTUBBIES
TOMLINTUBBIES
SAY
NO
CHILD (no child)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Ricks on a twitter tear:

I would love to sit Pat down and have him explain exactly why Trump was shot at for real (which he admits) but not actually shot in the ear, went down and faked it, and how that somehow made him win the election over if it the assassin had just fully missed and not injured him. But I don't have a chair wide enough to hold Rick so I guess we'll never know.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

Oh please please please get Minc law involved.
I can only imagine the PTSD triggering in Brinton Resto at the thought of him and his mud-shark sister being sucked back into Ricks internet BS.


Unrelated:

 

[AnOminous]

Oh please please please get Minc law involved.
I can only imagine the PTSD triggering in Brinton Resto at the thought of him and his mud-shark sister being sucked back into Ricks internet BS.

Resto is apparently no longer with Minc Law and would be absolutely prohibited from representing someone adverse to a former client in any event (Rule 1.9). It's possible the whole firm is conflicted out.

 

[Something Awful]

Is JenJen living her own life, Rick? Is she? Good thing the pests and us are the only ones reading his replies, or he might come across as a bit schizo to fans.

Resto is apparently no longer with Minc Law and would be absolutely prohibited from representing someone adverse to a former client in any event (Rule 1.9). It's possible the whole firm is conflicted out.

Resto would be representing Rick, obviously. Imagine the beautiful absurdity of the whole situation.

(To be clear, I don't actually think this has any chance of happening, as any real law firm would surely inform Jackie she doesn't have a case... surely.)

 

[AnOminous]

Resto would be representing Rick, obviously. Imagine the beautiful absurdity of the whole situation.

Jackie is the one contacting Minc (or claiming she is going to). I seriously doubt Rick is on good terms with Resto or the firm any more.

(To be clear, I don't actually think this has any chance of happening, as any real law firm would surely inform Jackie she doesn't have a case... surely.)

You mean like they told Rick he had no case before saddling him with paying Quasi?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You mean like they told Rick he had no case before saddling him with paying Quasi?

Pat had what Jackie lacks: $100K in free money from the SFWA. If Jackie rolled up with a significant budget, you best believe many lawyers would be happy to help her spend it on their services — regardless of the merits.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat had what Jackie lacks: $100K in free money from the SFWA. If Jackie rolled up with a significant budget, you best believe many lawyers would be happy to help her spend it on their services — regardless of the merits.

Especially this clown car of a firm.

 

[AfghanBlue]

His weird repetition makes me wonder if he's not autistic. I don't think he is, but I wonder.

The weird repetition is what freaks me out the most. I can't understand how he doesn't realise it looks stupid, or doesn’t at least get bored of it himself .
New theory is that he read an article from one of his girlfriends woman magazines when sitting on the toilet, and the article was about ~Manifesting~.
So he keeps repeating his stalker child prison spell to focus on it and bring it into existence