Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Scarecrow.

Corpse, Crash Test Dummy, etc...

 

[CapricornusRex]

Oh fuck yes. I think there are some counties in Georgia where you are legally required to own a gun and a pickup truck. Oh and to not be gay! And none of those wimpy assed Tiny Toyota trucks.

I would much rather have a small Toyota truck than one of those big murrican ones for the simple reason if I keep enough shit in the back of it, nobody will ask me to help them move their furniture. Boxes? Yeah I can make room for those. A couch? Nah, no room. Bed? Too wide. Of course my couch will fit in the back if I ever need to move.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Greee would actually be well suited to being a flagger for road construction. With his face people couldn't help but slow down or stop. I assume there's some special club for those guys since it's well paid despite being no skill, so probably not a gig he could actually get.

I don't think I've seen a male flagman in decades, it's where they stick the mandatory diversity hire women

so he'd get fired in a day for hitting on the other flaggot on the radio for sure

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He can't handle bants well enough to work in a trade. Insults are a form of bonding in that world. He'd throw a tantrum and walk off on his first day because the other guys were being too mean.

Yeah the very nature of the work would be offputting to him. Just the regular jabs that guys throw at each other for shits and giggles would get under his skin so quickly that he'd walk off the site.

His best bet would have been a job where he's left to his own devices and has no real contact with anybody.

Scarecrow.

The crows would just mock him endlessly.

 

[NoosJunki]

Scarecrow.

Until Dorothy comes along and they go to see the Wizard so he can give Russ a jaw but then he just ends up creeping on Dorothy and she ditches him to those creepy face trees until he hangs himself in the creepy face tree forest

(actually the actors who played the ranch hands in the Wizard of Oz and even the studio head were said to have been creepers to teenage Judy Garland so that actually checks out)

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Scarecrow.

Crows are insanely smart and hold grudges worse and for longer than humans. Furthermore they teach everyone in the flock to hate the same people they do.

Russ would manage to piss off one of them the first day, and never know a days peace afterwards. No amount of explaining would fix it either.

How do we get him to sign up?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Crows are insanely smart and hold grudges worse and for longer than humans. Furthermore they teach everyone in the flock to hate the same people they do.

Russ would manage to piss off one of them the first day, and never know a days peace afterwards. No amount of explaining would fix it either.

How do we get him to sign up?

Plus Crows are borderline tool users. They will use sticks to get things they cannot otherwise reach. And have remarkable problem solving skills.

They would knife Shitlips within a week and blame it on Hobos.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Instagram still promising us his hawt new album of the summer THIS MONTH.


He updated youtube at some point to say the same, and that the incel tune is part of the package.


The song has been finished since 2019, so surely this is the month we'll finally get it!

 

[Swole McPole]

I would much rather have a small Toyota truck than one of those big murrican ones for the simple reason if I keep enough shit in the back of it, nobody will ask me to help them move their furniture. Boxes?

Remember the Toyota Hi-Lux they featured on Top Gear back in the day. They tried everything they could possibly do to kill that truck. Set it on fire. Threw it into the sea. Drove it into walls and off mountains. Dropped it out of a plane. Damn thing just kept on going. They'd bend the panels back into place, stick the key in the ignition and it'd start right up again every time.

First episode of many.

 

[Pee Cola]

Personal appearance, a professional demeanor, and knowing your job are an absolute must. People do give a fuck how your employees look, act, and conduct themselves, "tradie" or not.

This is mostly true. If you're an employee of a bigger firm, as long as you don't make too many catastrophic fuck-ups, you'll usually have no problem picking up another gig if you get fired for being a bit sloppy. In the worst case scenario, you can always fuck off to the mines for a while, who'll take just about anyone as long as they can pass a drug test.

If you're a one-man band, that's a completely different story. Your name is on the side of the van or ute, so you want to make damn sure that you and your apprentice (if you have one) are beyond reproach. Turning up on time, looking the part, doing the job in a workman-like manner, cleaning up after yourself... all of this is expected. Of course you pay for this kind of service, but it's very much a "buy once, cry once" thing.

Either way, there's no way Greee would ever make it in any trade. For a start, his drool would be a workplace hazard; power tools and liquid don't mix. Sucks for him, as most tradies I know are chick magnets and a few of my female friends have confessed to me that hi-vis is a turn-on for them. Probably because tradies make good money and actually do shit, rather than sitting in an office doing a job that not even the employee themselves know what the point of it is.

 

[TractorGirl]

Remember the Toyota Hi-Lux they featured on Top Gear back in the day. They tried everything they could possibly do to kill that truck. Set it on fire. Threw it into the sea. Drove it into walls and off mountains. Dropped it out of a plane. Damn thing just kept on going. They'd bend the panels back into place, stick the key in the ignition and it'd start right up again every time.

First episode of many.

I loved when they had it in the building they blew up then drove it had a mate roll one and drive it home, gotta love a roll-ux!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Plus Crows are borderline tool users. They will use sticks to get things they cannot otherwise reach. And have remarkable problem solving skills.

They would knife Shitlips within a week and blame it on Hobos.

They're definite tool users and have shown some ingenious reasoning skills to get food.

My favorite was they had a bunch of sticks that were all too short to reach the food. But if they took two parts of a syringe and put them together it was long enough to do so.

Once they discovered that it was a bit of a revelation. Corvids are some of the smartest birds out there. Tiny little brains but they have more neurons packed into them per square cm than we do. The amount of neurons in their forebrains rivals or even surpasses that of some primates. And yes. I'm saying that your average crow is smarter than Greee.

Instagram still promising us his hawt new album of the summer THIS MONTH.
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He updated youtube at some point to say the same, and that the incel tune is part of the package.
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The song has been finished since 2019, so surely this is the month we'll finally get it!

He's never coming out with it. He's waiting until the Orchards are gone before doing so because he knows we're all going to mock him.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's never coming out with it. He's waiting until the Orchards are gone before doing so because he knows we're all going to mock him.

Which is insane. We're his Only Fans. We're the only people willing to listen to his horrible songs, without needing a court oorder.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'll sue Russ if he doesn't release his song this month.

 

[obsdj]

I'll sue Russ if he doesn't release his song this month.

Make sure to include lengthy paragraphs on how "celebrities have a duty" and so forth. He is famous, after all.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Instagram still promising us his hawt new album of the summer THIS MONTH.
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He updated youtube at some point to say the same, and that the incel tune is part of the package.
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The song has been finished since 2019, so surely this is the month we'll finally get it!

Pretty terrible title for an album.

 

[SargonF00t]

He couldn't even cut it as a janitor because he'd sexually harass anything remotely female he got near, slurping and drooling on them to the point of complaints.

All his plights are those complaints.

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite was they had a bunch of sticks that were all too short to reach the food. But if they took two parts of a syringe and put them together it was long enough to do so.

That's definite tool use. Less intelligent animals will use objects that already exist, the way otters will break open a clam with a rock. Actually fabricating a tool for a specific purpose shows a higher order of intelligence.

Russ is the legal equivalent since he's too dumb to make up an argument. All he can do is mindlessly regurgitate what some actual lawyer said that worked against his tard antics.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just when you thought the "album" title couldn't get any more retarded... it does.

And as expected, bumped ahead another entire year. Might give enough time to write half of a song.

In 2026 he will be a 35 year old tween pop sensation. Another Justin Bieber. With a bunch of songs about how bad he wants to bang celebrities and Instagram models who will be even more irrelevant a year from now than they are today.

EDIT: "Handi-Abled" is perfect, because everyone knows he's able to give a handy.

 

[StinkySnack]

Just when you thought the "album" title couldn't get any more retarded... it does.
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And as expected, bumped ahead another entire year. Might give enough time to write half of a song.

In 2026 he will be a 35 year old tween pop sensation. Another Justin Bieber. With a bunch of songs about how bad he wants to bang celebrities and Instagram models who will be even more irrelevant now than they are today.

EDIT: "Handi-Abled"is perfect, because everyone knows he's able to give a handy.

What is "Handi-Abled" even supposed to mean? Is that some weird combination of handicapped and disabled? BIZARRE!

And no one is paying attention to your Instagram bio updates aside from us, Russell. No one.