Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

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The problem with retards is they don't even make these choices, they just bump uglies and whoops there's another retard born.
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if she was smart she would just take legal action. at least then whatever money kirt does have laying around would go to her. but unfortunately she is also retarded and cant stop talking to kirt as if he is gonna just apologize one day and everything will be fine again.
 
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if she was smart she would just take legal action. at least then whatever money kirt does have laying around would go to her. but unfortunately she is also retarded and cant stop talking to kirt as if he is gonna just apologize one day and everything will be fine again.
Don't worry, when Kirt goes to prison, I'm sure she'll find a way to "re-allocate" his funds. Kirt's talent for trouble is only rivaled by his lack of subtlety. It's like watching a toddler try to hide a cookie – you know it's happening, and it's only a matter of time before they trip over their own feet.
 
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Don't worry, when Kirt goes to prison, I'm sure she'll find a way to "re-allocate" his funds. Kirt's talent for trouble is only rivaled by his lack of subtlety. It's like watching a toddler try to hide a cookie – you know it's happening, and it's only a matter of time before they trip over their own feet.
As if Kirt has any funds to reallocate anywhere.
 
I miss those twitch streaming days man. So unhinged. Like watching a trainwreck for 4-days straight.
 
Spardot has been begging for money for 4 years. Begging for Kirtaner to come back and he keeps getting roped into these fake relationships. I have no clue how hes not in jail but at the same time I don't understand how Spardot has so little going on in her life that shes just his tagalong.

When Moot left 4chan people still remembered WT Snacks. Im surprised Spardot doesn't even have simps willing to be kirts kids step-dad.
 
Spardot has been begging for money for 4 years. Begging for Kirtaner to come back and he keeps getting roped into these fake relationships. I have no clue how hes not in jail but at the same time I don't understand how Spardot has so little going on in her life that shes just his tagalong.

When Moot left 4chan people still remembered WT Snacks. Im surprised Spardot doesn't even have simps willing to be kirts kids step-dad.
she used to have plenty of simps but i think having a kid with kirt chased them all away since its pretty obvious if she did find a new man kirt would just harass them and demand they let him see his son. no sane person is gonna touch that wasp nest.

which says a lot because spardots not really ugly or anything she could totally find a guy willing to care for her and her kid if not for kirt. her obsession with kirt and kirt himself are what drag her down forever. but i guess thats why they got together in the first place. neither have the ability to move on from the past.
 
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When Moot left 4chan people still remembered WT Snacks. Im surprised Spardot doesn't even have simps willing to be kirts kids step-dad.
Spardot is a genuinely unpleasant person to be around. It's not as bad now as back when she was still drinking but she's still insufferable.
 
she used to have plenty of simps but i think having a kid with kirt chased them all away since its pretty obvious if she did find a new man kirt would just harass them and demand they let him see his son. no sane person is gonna touch that wasp nest.

which says a lot because spardots not really ugly or anything she could totally find a guy willing to care for her and her kid if not for kirt. her obsession with kirt and kirt himself are what drag her down forever. but i guess thats why they got together in the first place. neither have the ability to move on from the past.
Weren't they each other's first relationship and together for like 20 years ever since they were kids? They probably don't know how to be with anyone but each other.
 
Oh, yeah, here it is!
21:01 is the part null had shown on a MATI stream years ago.
Amazing.
Spardot is a genuinely unpleasant person to be around.
Yeah, gentle reminder, no one liked her on /wooo/ back in the 420chan days. Now, my feeling on her is like, not only is she a bitch, she's dumb as fuck by still interacting with kirt at all. They seem to be eternally stuck together. Which is fine by me, let them tear each other to pieces.
 
21:01 is the part null had shown on a MATI stream years ago.
Amazing.

Yeah, gentle reminder, no one liked her on /wooo/ back in the 420chan days. Now, my feeling on her is like, not only is she a bitch, she's dumb as fuck by still interacting with kirt at all. They seem to be eternally stuck together. Which is fine by me, let them tear each other to pieces.
I keep telling her to move on already. I have no energy left for pointless circular arguments and I simply don't enable her meltdowns now.

She's IRL BFFs with my other ex, Libby, now, so *SHRUG*
 
fun unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware
 
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