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Can we finally get that goddamn mother fucking Love Documentary Part 2 already?!?! Fuuuuck man....I need that shit, especially if its filmed in Syria!
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Every fat bitch in a hijab just winds up looking like George Lopez in Spy Kids.
I can almost guarantee there is an "upper crust" society of Syria that has everything. All she really needs to do is secure a generator and some petrol/diesel and she's sorted as far as reliably electricity goes. A lot of people in Lebanon supposedly have power generators and there is a whole mafia around itWell, it's nearly 11 PM in Damascus. How long will Cutie last without her CPAP to sleep? Her temper is barely restrained even when she's sealing post-binge in her air conditioned room after a healthy eighteen hour long nap. A sweating, sleep deprived Chantal without an ample supply of food, dealing with nonstop diarrhea from water borne pathogens, is going to go ballistic.
The fabled Burger King in the oasis calls to Cutie.Real talk: is there a more hardcore lolcow than Foodie Beauty right now?
I'm not talking about murderers and shit but just up and moving to fucking Syria or some shit like that.
Picture this - your mother left her motherland many years ago to give you a better future. She then died few years later, writhing in pain caused by cancer eating her body. Now imagine abandoning that mother’s grave and choosing to never visit her again because of your obese Canadian bride. Kubrick couldn’t have written thisThat's why Salah's mother lived, died and was buried in Kuwait long, long ago.
This will end badly for either Chantal or the rest of the world if she's radicalized and goes all jihadistyShe's in Syria?
Live now
Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe
She adopted a cat and then tried to give it back like a day later. That at least indicates she wanted to stay in Canada a while but maybe getting deported from her home pushed up the schedule.Is there any proof that this wasn’t planned? The visa run was coming up anyway when the PAWS situation happened. What if it simply accelerated what was already coming? Her move to Canada could have been the plan all along. Maybe the idea was to rent a place on a short lease, since she’d be going back soon. But because of PAWS, they panicked and he had to move.
Is there any proof that this is actually Syria and not a place his family owns in Kuwait? She had to wait longer in Canada while he got things set up. The cat could have stayed with her as a family member or family friend was away. Then people started flooding the apartment, forcing her to leave earlier than she had planned. So she left ahead of schedule to where she is now.
If Canada is anything like the US, you have to jump through a lot of hoops to get them to recognize a marriage that takes place on foreign soil between a foreign national and a Canadian citizen. It technically can be done, but it's a massive PITA and you'd probably need to hire a lawyer. They'd be better off getting married in the Canadian embassy, but Syria doesn't have one.Can they get married in Syria and have the marriage recognized by Canada?
Love Island (Chantal is bigger than a fucking island)This is seriously better than any soap opera on TV.
Comparison | % More Expensive (Kuwait McDonald’s vs Syrian street food) |
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Shawarma wrap vs McChicken | +1150% |
Falafel sandwich vs Fries | Fries ($2.25) vs Falafel ($0.30) → (2.25 - 0.30)/0.30 = 650% more |
Kebab plate vs Big Mac | Big Mac ($5.25) vs Kebab ($0.90) → (5.25 - 0.90)/0.90 = 483% more |
It is seriously going to be cheap as fuck for them to live there compared to almost anywhere else and Salad almost certainly has family/relatives there and will be able to land some form of job (that probably won't pay anywhere close to YouTube money)AI fagging
Quick summary for other items (approximate):
Comparison % More Expensive (Kuwait McDonald’s vs Syrian street food) Shawarma wrap vs McChicken +1150% Falafel sandwich vs Fries Fries ($2.25) vs Falafel ($0.30) → (2.25 - 0.30)/0.30 = 650% more Kebab plate vs Big Mac Big Mac ($5.25) vs Kebab ($0.90) → (5.25 - 0.90)/0.90 = 483% more Interpretation:
- McDonald’s meals in Kuwait cost roughly 5 to 12 times (or 483% to 1150%) more than typical Syrian street food items.
It's like she saw what Coach Red Pill did and said "Hold my 3 whoppers, 2 fries, and extra large coke", but at least CRP had been living in Ukraine for years and had children there. LCotY is going to be hard to decide this year.Real talk: is there a more hardcore lolcow than Foodie Beauty right now?
Ehm, no. Streetfood is dirt cheap in Syria. I think the 600 pounds arc will start at the beginning of 2026.I just woke up and how in the fuck did this fat bitch make it to Syria so quickly
Also I wonder if being cut off from all the fast food will make her finally lose weight like I did when I lived in Africa for a year.