Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

fat_rat_on_the_grass said:
Andrew having free roam to be able to buy anything you can imagine and go to places like restaraunts/buffets/grocery stores full of food in the open that can be reached.. Something is gonna happen. I have no doubt about it hes going to eventually merc somebody for not serving him fast enough or looking at him the wrong way. There are many ways to poison an individual in the big city especially. Keep your guard up because of people like this wandering about with nothing to really lose.


I watched something on the Rajnishi poisoning scandal (worth diving into where cult members poisoned 700+ people in a usa town to the point of hospitalization with salmonella within liquid spread onto three seperate stores reachable food, a salad buffet, a taco place, and a diner. Due to quick thinking nobody died but many became close)

Why him? I just have a bad feeling, Hes done it prior to family members, I guess the only thing thats probably stopped him has been the opportunistic nature of Andrews previous poisonings, he had everything within walking distance. All im saying is, dont be surprised if it happens again, especially if he ends up in a group home longterm, you just know some fuckery is going to be afoot.
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I almost wish he'd try that. Not because I want to see normies suffer (because I dont), but because Andy would get actual consequences then. Imagine the cops rolling up on andy with proof his rolly polly ass was caught on camera throwing something in a salad bar?

Andy'd play dumb, call everyone and say he's being framed and boolied, despite clear evidence to the contrary. Considering andy has zero impulse control and extreme sadistic tendencies, its very likely he would push someone into traffic or rub shit in a burger somewhere if he roamed free.

Fatass belongs in a self cleaning cell.
 
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VF-1S Valkyrie said:
A big part of it is that he's 300+ pounds and can be extremely violent when he wants to be. Recall the saga of Tom's broken ribs, which Andy rebroke, IIRC by kicking them during some sort scuffle. He has a vicious personality and I wouldn't be surprised if he fantasizes about violence in moments of frustration. Tempting as it may be to beat him down with some sort of force multiplier, Andy is someone I'd never want to have an empty hands encounter with.
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He visciously beat Joe up in the car and starting lamenting how nobody in his family cared about how HE felt about it, and how HE got PTSD by beating Joe to a pulp. He's a sociopath.
 
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sixuglymidgets said:
I do wonder if Andy and cyraxx fought who would win?
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Cyrax is a gaunt looking midget goblin, if you shaved his head, took a picture and made it gray,most people would think he is a holocaust victim. Not only that but he weights less than 120 Lbs, his punches can't hurt a grown man (Marty said he didn't feel them, he swung a bat at a ween thrice and the ween not only didn't react but laughed and filmed his scabs. He get beaten by his perc addicted elderly stepdad on the regular.

Andy is a 300s lbs sadistic psychopath who has beaten his dad, brother and god knows who else, very badly, don't let his autism/ retard act fool you, he is a clear danger to a lot of abled adults.

That's part of the reasons why most people don't risk fucking badly with Andy but annoy (very funnily btw) chance on the daily
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Don't worry about it, that's one of the first questions everyone asks as soon as they discover The Poopsquatch.

Your guess is as good as mine, mostly I think because no one wants to go to jail and have a record over a piece of shit like Andy Ditch, no matter how satisfying it would be to punch his smug, smarmy face in.
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This is it. If I were his brother, I'd have beaten his ass numerous times, justifiably so. He just isn't worth it, otherwise.

I do wonder if Andy and cyraxx fought who would win?
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Chance would have Sally and Ed fight on his behalf. Chance is a coward.
 
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mister davenport said:
May be exposing myself as a newfag but how come nobody has beaten this guy?
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If you do it, you risk getting injured, or getting shit on yourself.
You're also likely to be judged by people who don't know he's faking. Like, how dare you punch a helpless retard! And he's going to call the cops and press charges, and no one should go to jail because of Andy.
 
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mister davenport said:
May be exposing myself as a newfag but how come nobody has beaten this guy?
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Alright so for the sake of all the newcomers here I'll explain it.
Most people wont put their hands on Andy because Andy records and documents everything and in a way he actually wants someone to hit him cause he's waiting for the day that someone finally snaps and puts their hands on him so he can get it all on video and get some sort of cash settlement.
 
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Andy is posting to his community tab. More videos on the way?
 
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What I don't get is, how come any caregiver having to tend to this guy, stop and questioned why he feels the need to have 11-year olds around him? That's not what I'd think an autistic person would want. Like someone said on here, it is clearly implicating that Andy is about to and toying with the idea of being a pedophile. This is a clear sign. What would a middle-aged, diaper-wearing, shitting, fatman of a fake autistic person like Andy want with 11-year olds?

Clearly not to play games with them, for sure. Not to befriend them either, I'd imagine. There is just nothing but maliciousness planning in his mind again but to take it up a notch. But, again, his fake autistic retard card will not save him here. Because, autistic people don't chase after minors for sexual favors.
 
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Even if Andy doesnt touch the kids he games with (I still cannot believe this is a thing. At first I thought he was just queuing up with kids in fortnite like cyraxx) he's still definitely getting some kind of cheap thrill out of the inappropriateness of it. He does that kind of thing with fucking everyone. It's like how he goes to playgrounds to prove he's not a pedophile. Getting ever and ever closer to the edge of getting vanned turns him on. Like good lord not diddling kids was the one goddamn semi likable thing about him. He'll end up actually doing it and then pull some crazy shit out of left field like "I didn't cum so im not a pedo" type Bate shit. Mark my words.
 
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Watching the destruction of this man brings me so much joy. I hope you rot in the dark crevices of hell you fat piece of shit. We'll all be laughing once you're out on the streets and alone. You did this to yourself, you could've turned your life around a long time ago but you kept spiraling further and further into degeneracy. You get what you fucking deserve. No one loves you, no one will miss you, you'll probably die somewhere out in the middle of the streets in a rotting soiled diaper with no one to care. When that day comes we'll all be celebrating. Fuck Andy

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Orkeosaurus said:
Even if Andy doesnt touch the kids he games with (I still cannot believe this is a thing. At first I thought he was just queuing up with kids in fortnite like cyraxx) he's still definitely getting some kind of cheap thrill out of the inappropriateness of it. He does that kind of thing with fucking everyone. It's like how he goes to playgrounds to prove he's not a pedophile. Getting ever and ever closer to the edge of getting vanned turns him on. Like good lord not diddling kids was the one goddamn semi likable thing about him. He'll end up actually doing it and then pull some crazy shit out of left field like "I didn't cum so im not a pedo" type Bate shit. Mark my words.
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Even if he doesn't touch kids, he's still prone to violent outbursts that have, in the past, resulted in him pummeling Joe to a pulp and breaking Tom's ribs.
 
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I'm sorry for the spam, but I'm watching Joe's latest videos, and I really do believe he's the autistic brother. That, and speaking about Andy is obviously very hard for him. I don't blame him: when his brother was living there he was in constant fight or flight mode when his brother was around. There's obviously a lot of trauma involved between them, and I really wish people would stop belittling the guy for not wanting to revisit this trauma factory every time it produces more trauma.
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
Even if he doesn't touch kids, he's still prone to violent outbursts that have, in the past, resulted in him pummeling Joe to a pulp and breaking Tom's ribs.
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He made a video just a few days before his outrage over Jaime saying he shouldn't hang around young kids stating his exposure to kids was causing him sensory overload.
Knowing his proclivity for violent outbursts when he has "sensory overloads" means the people allowing him access to children are putting them in extreme danger.

He's a perverse wild animal who needs to be locked away from society, completely.
 
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