UN Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

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Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France​

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials. But what began as a street-level panic transformed into an international propaganda scheme when pro-Russian media blamed France for orchestrating supernatural genital theft.

The panic was real enough. In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake. In Bangui, the capital, crowds attacked alleged "penis thieves" until local chiefs intervened. The incidents grew so concerning that the government's spokesman had to publicly deny any confirmed cases of vanishing organs.

Russia's propaganda machine saw an opportunity. As Moscow works to replace French influence in its former African colonies, Russian operatives crafted a bizarre story: French intelligence services were stealing African men's genitals to combat European fertility decline. The Malian news site Bamada.net, known for spreading pro-Russian content, claimed Emmanuel Macron had personally approved a secret program called "Repopulation" that flew stolen organs to "secret bunkers in Versailles."


As Books & Ideas reports, this was classic Russian disinformation targeting two key countries in Russia's new African sphere: Mali, where a 2021 coup brought in pro-Russian leadership, and the Central African Republic, where Russian mercenaries have operated since 2018. The goal? Inflame existing anti-French sentiment to push these nations further into Moscow's orbit.

The operation failed spectacularly. Fact-checkers exposed the fake "expert" behind the story, and Bamada.net retracted it after just ten days. On social media, only 16% of commenters expressed belief, while most responded with skepticism or mockery.

"Even if a rumor can be used to manufacture fake news, it's much more difficult to transform fake news into a rumor," writes Julien Bonhomme in Books & Ideas.
 
Is this like Russia intervening in the U.S election? I hope it's not and this is completely true. What a job to be in Russian intelligence and convince some low IQ Africans that the french are stealing your penis.
Being a Russian intelligence officer must be the easiest job in the world at this point.
 
Being a Russian intelligence officer must be the easiest job in the world at this point.
Rare footage captured of a russian intelligence officer spreading this penis thieving propaganda:

That said i'm suddenly reminded of that shit from the salem tv series of one of the witches cutting off guys cocks and turning them into birds she kept in a cage so they would do whatever she said, and then when the local drunk found out about it and set them free, they flew back to their owners, reattached themselves and they immediately pulled out knives and stabbed the shit out of her

This whole article sounds like something out of two point hospital. Attention: patients are reminded not to shake hands with strangers, lest they steal your cock
 
If you negrate this post I'll steal your penis. If you vote "winner" your penis will grow two inches in both length and girth.
Do not test this man. My goblin friends who seized a police station in Zimbabwe a while back have informed me that @Mr. Racewar1488 studied under the late Eddy Nawgu, an infamous Nigerian sorcerer. He will teleport your member right off your body and feed it to the dogs.

Anyway, Africa is a great setting/inspiration for a modern day fantasy story. You have warlords, sorcerers, ghouls and goblins, and gangs of witch-hunting vigilantes armed with crosses, AK-47s, and machetes. The only real wrinkle is dealing with the fallout for making light of real human suffering that's currently happening in Africa. But if you're willing to ignore the backlash, it's really fertile ground for a unique story.
 
Is this like Russia intervening in the U.S election? I hope it's not and this is completely true. What a job to be in Russian intelligence and convince some low IQ Africans that the french are stealing your penis.
"Blyat, Ivan, I will show you how stupid I think the niggers are!"
 
Penis theft panic
Name my band
In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake
Someone has already said this, but you could just take a look?
culture bound illness"
Ahhh. Do look up culture bound illnesses, they’re fascinating. It’s where the phrase ‘run amok’ comes from. They are really interesting phenomena
 
when pro-Russian media blamed France for orchestrating supernatural genital theft.

It'd be cool if this were us but I find it highly unlikely, Russian foreign relations expertise is in the gutter. Prestige destinations is old traitors and young "MGIMO finished" faggots and troons, Africa and such is "how do you do fellow kids" old guard and 🎶crickets🎶.
 
All right dammit, Who's been stealing dicks?

frenchrobber.webp
 
I think I'm more confused after coming into this thread than I was before. I'd ask if someone could direct me to where there is sanity left, but I'm sure the only place where that exists is Mars because there are no other people there.
 
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The panic was real enough. In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake. In Bangui, the capital, crowds attacked alleged "penis thieves" until local chiefs intervened.
Obviously we need to import these people to Japan to alleviate their birthrate, before they get their dicks stolen by magic hoodoo men.
It clearly says they want african penis and not micropenis so you're probs good
They're often the same thing.
 
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