Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[MistressCaridad]

So, that's an empty tin can, covered in tape, with the handle of a broken electric coffee carafe attached to it, being heated on some kind of hot pot's warming base?

Well, I guess we all know how John's going to die.

(sexually)

It actually looks to be a cheap dollar store candle or wax cube warmer. The kludge factor just got higher... Wonder what his 25 year old girlfriend with the giant funbags (if she's real and not some dude in his mom's basement scamming Doritos money) will think about his "There I fixed it" decor?
(Edit because I am exceptional wrt touchscreens)

 

[charles666]

She's going to think "LET'S DO THIS"

 

[Feline Darkmage]

 

[snailshell]

This guy is def my favorite cow at the moment. Literally everything about him and his life is freakish (chicken in a bucket???), but it's just the right mixture of cringe and fascination. I keep coming back to see what weird ass shit he's doing now.

Never change, John S. Bulla. Never change. (sexually)

 

[YankeeTrader]

This guy is def my favorite cow at the moment. Literally everything about him and his life is freakish (chicken in a bucket???), but it's just the right mixture of cringe and fascination. I keep coming back to see what weird ass shit he's doing now.

Never change, John S. Bulla. Never change. (sexually)

Amen.

 

[Cake Farts]

This guy is def my favorite cow at the moment. Literally everything about him and his life is freakish (chicken in a bucket???), but it's just the right mixture of cringe and fascination. I keep coming back to see what weird ass shit he's doing now.

Never change, John S. Bulla. Never change. (sexually)

He's the cow that keeps on giving.

S E X U A L L Y

 

[Goofy Logic]

It actually looks to be a cheap dollar store candle or wax cube warmer. The kludge factor just got higher...

It's a coffee mug warmer. Those are one of those desktop novelties that sounds neat in theroy but not very practical - only 20 watts of heating power.

 

[AnOminous]

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I told you all he had a collection of naked men too.

 

[Positron]

I won't be surprised if he spends as much time thinking about other men's dicks as his waifus' tits.

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

I won't be surprised if he spends as much time thinking about other men's dicks as his waifus' tits.

It's pretty obvious John's "demons" are his own repressed homosexual desires.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

he look like a more deranged and creepy version of Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7

Spoiler

 

[YankeeTrader]

It's pretty obvious John's "demons" are his own repressed homosexual desires.

He's so deep in the closet he's found all the Christmas presents.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

After he prison shanks the demons he can celebrate by having a drink.

Spoiler: I, John S. Bulla drink from this cup. (Sexually)

The bottom right corner of the photo shows tiles and sealant. That looks like a bath to me. He's got this very secure shelf suspended over the bath. I know you pretty much can't electrocute yourself in the bath now as modern appliances will just cut out. What if they've been tinkered with, "improved" upon?

 

[Hellfire]

The attraction tape on his TV has clarified that the B in his address is "as Boy."

 

[Echo_Ender]

I love everything about this lolcow.

That shelf of shit above his tub implies that he sits in the tub, creeping on various TV personalities.


Do you guys think he yells at the TV whenever he sees something he doesn't like? Cuz that's what I picture.

 

[snailshell]

He keeps specifying that he (John S. Bulla) is not the one on the television (or radio). More evidence that he gets confused as to whether or not images are reality...

 

[A Skeleton]

He keeps specifying that he (John S. Bulla) is not the one on the television (or radio). More evidence that he gets confused as to whether or not images are reality... (sexually)

ftfy

 

[Positron]

So is he pro-Trump or not?