Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Also I notice way more pooners than trooners about a 3:1 ratio (around every 2-3 poons I see 1 troon) and around 70% look to be under 30 years where I live

Yeah, it’s mostly young people who are “qweer” where I live, too. The old guys are generally few and far between and completely batshit. One of the finest peaking moments for my area was around 8 years ago when some 50+ old fat bloke went nutso with an air rifle, then cried to the court when he was inevitably dragged up for whatever offence deliberately targeting many individuals in the street with a weapon may be.

Of course, he got let off with a slap on the wrist because the idiot judge said he felt bad for the creep, as it was obvious the elderly troon found the stress of waiting for a set of bolt-ons on the NHS just too much to cope with. Maybe the judge had a better surgeon lined up for the guy.

The photo in the local paper was hilarious though. Classic 50+ ex-miner in a filthy grey duffle coat, short skirt and tights, and a stupid grey wig he pulled to far forward like he was wearing a knit hat.

Wonder how many sets of fake tits he’s gotten on the NHS by now?

Last troon I saw here was a few months ago, when it was still chilly but he was out in a mini skirt and patterned tights (obligatory white, cropped puffa jacket). He had long, lank hair, a long, lank face to go with his long, lank body, and that autistic walk where it’s like their shoulders move too fast so their legs are always trying to keep up. Hair flapping behind him like sad ears on a mangey beagle.

The local coffee shop that was bedecked in the tranny flag and god knows how many other fag flags shut down earlier this year, too. It’s not missed in the slightest - the place was usually empty.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I don't know if this really counts as a trans sighting, per se, but I saw some pro-tranny graffiti today. Someone had scrawled that ugly trans conjoined Mars-Venus symbol (that I think looks an awful lot like the Mark of Slaanesh, personally) on a wall, accompanied by the words, 'Trans Women Are Women'.

A little detail that did amuse me, though, was that this was directly next to a sign for a Unisex Hair Salon.

 

[Hellhammer]

I saw one today. I was out going to the grocery store and as I was walking out to my car there was one sitting outside on his smoke break, he was wearing a cat ear headband and some old lady type skirt. Looked like a buff, hairy dude. Can’t imagine his smoker voice. I caught a glimpse of his name tag, Lily Mae. I swear this one was a walking stereotype. Why are they all the same down to the fucking names?!

 

[Bogan]

Of course this is happening at Coles. Lots of LGBT and tranny crap everywhere there and with their employee crap from what I've seen.

Yet another W for Woolies shoppers. Coles BTFO.

 

[Forever A Loner]

I saw one today. I was out going to the grocery store and as I was walking out to my car there was one sitting outside on his smoke break, he was wearing a cat ear headband and some old lady type skirt. Looked like a buff, hairy dude. Can’t imagine his smoker voice. I caught a glimpse of his name tag, Lily Mae. I swear this one was a walking stereotype. Why are they all the same down to the fucking names?!

Lily Mae? Is he trying to be the female verion of Billy Mays or something?

 

[Hellhammer]

Lily Mae? Is he trying to be the female verion of Billy Mays or something?

Wouldn’t be playing the ‘female’ part very well, but Billy Mays? 100%

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1lox109/serious_disturbing_experience_aris_barbershop_on/

This person sounds like a troon

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/1lox109/serious_disturbing_experience_aris_barbershop_on/

This person sounds like a troon

Found this review, whew lad, the response. Definitely a creep.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I don't think they're a troon, they're def something

https://www.facebook.com/BarberStylist85/

 

[Whereismymind]

Already some time ago, but I walked into this used bookstore in Utrecht and noticed the person sitting behind the desk was not the older man I remembered from previous visits, but a much younger guy with a beard. But something was off about him.
Then someone comes in a strikes up conversation with this desk person, who responds in a voice that is somewhat androgynous, but definitely too high pitched for a man, while making the kind of super feminine gestures that immediately out her as a bearded woman.

Did some googling later and yes, the store is now owned by a pansexual transmasc enby.
Here are some pictures I found online.

What looks like a 'before' pic (but already with her new first name) on an abandoned Goodreads account.
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She still looked like a normal woman in this pic from a local news article from late '22 about the sale of the bookstore. On closer inspection, the journalist avoided some pronouns, used a 'them' type of word once, but the previous owner just calls her 'she'.

The same local news outlet had talked to her not too long before, when self-id was up for debate in Parliament. She got to whine about how hard life is as an enby, because she had to talk to a psychologist to get an X passport and some institutions don't address her in a gender neutral way.


Looks like she no longer updates the store's Insta, but for a while she mostly used it to post pictures of herself and queer stuff. In one post she talked about having developed an obsession with queer manga, incuding 'spicy' ones (lol, of course she has, even though she owns a whole store full of better stuff to read) .



Finally, here are some pics with beard from her now deleted personal Insta page allaboutthembrains (I thought I had archived it but apparently didn't). The top left one is her celebrating her one year teet yeet anniversary last year.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I don't think they're a troon, they're def something

https://www.facebook.com/BarberStylist85/

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I suspect the ‘hairdresser’ is a flaming faggot with a side of gendersexual, and the Reddit poster is a pooner. Could be wrong on the latter point, but the length of the posting and the oh-my-responsibility attitude reads female to me.

 

[PoonerQuota]

Re: bookstore pooners. A scholarly pooner named "Darian" has taken over the legendary Savannah book/map/print store V&J Duncan. The original owner John Duncan had a small cameo walking his dog in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Anyway she seemed nice enough, and at least someone is caring about the collection. She was of the slim, well-groomed basically androgynous lesbian variety. The slight moustache and frog voice were her only tells. Oh, she also told me she's trying to fix their website up a bit so they have a somewhat functioning online shop. A good egg aside from the T abuse. I could not find a pic of her (or take one discreetly).

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Yet another W for Woolies shoppers. Coles BTFO.

I've seen trannies in Woolies no supermarket is safe. Except maybe Dux Thomas or Harris Farm.

 

[Dimensional Sperge]

I've seen trannies in Woolies no supermarket is safe. Except maybe Dux Thomas or Harris Farm.

But at least they do not have pride stickers for their employees and have pride crap everywhere when Sydney ""Mardi Gras"" rolls around.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

We have a lot of moonfaced, chubby, dangerhaired gender specials around this summer. I assume most are going to be pooners if someone doesn't fix them.

I wonder how many actually go to the beach or do the typical summer activities. I can't imagine them doing anything beyond waddling around big box stores, whining about how expensive the vegan products tend to be.

We don't see as many trannies, although i have seen a few towering giants that look suspect. Long hair, neutral clothing (there's also a burly dude-bro who wears a black denim man skirt), skinny like sticks, weird whispering voices.

If i ever have a chance I'll get a picture of one of them.

 

[Pig Cups]

I don't think they're a troon, they're def something

https://www.facebook.com/BarberStylist85/

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>Creepy barber with no professionalism or respect for boundaries owns a shop on W Colfax Ave in Denver.
>Troon hairstylist Jax Gratton worked on the same street.
>Creepy barber seems to have a distaste for genderspecials.
>Jax Gratton goes missing.
>His body is later found in a W Colfax alleyway.

Could they be, you know, connected?

 

[Spooky all year]

This over 6.5ft tall unit was staring down a helpless woman in a local perfume store.

Note the cute gothy dress that's barely covering his junk. Bro was also wearing a choker, of course, though it's not really visible in the picture. He was wearing super ugly black boots with it to hide his man calves, but they couldn't hide his skinny ass chicken legs. Of course despite working in a shop that also sells makeup products, he didn't even bother trying to wear any himself. He also didn't bother hiding his man voice.

Pretty sure he figured out I clocked him, but while I was there he couldn't exactly leave the conversation with the poor customers he was attending to. Hard to miss an obvious AGP specimen like this though, especially when he's there towering over all the women in the store.

As a goth I'm just insulted these freaks keep trying to appropriate the style as well as running around in woman-face. Absolutely rage worthy.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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This over 6.5ft tall unit was staring down a helpless woman in a local perfume store.

Note the cute gothy dress that's barely covering his junk. Bro was also wearing a choker, of course, though it's not really visible in the picture. He was wearing super ugly black boots with it to hide his man calves, but they couldn't hide his skinny ass chicken legs. Of course despite working in a shop that also sells makeup products, he didn't even bother trying to wear any himself. He also didn't bother hiding his man voice.

Pretty sure he figured out I clocked him, but while I was there he couldn't exactly leave the conversation with the poor customers he was attending to. Hard to miss an obvious AGP specimen like this though, especially when he's there towering over all the women in the store.

As a goth I'm just insulted these freaks keep trying to appropriate the style as well as running around in woman-face. Absolutely rage worthy.

Goddamn, how horrifying. The smug ‘duper’s delight’ smile on his face just shows how much he loves grossing out that woman and knowing she’s not in a position to tell him to fuck off.

 

[PoonerQuota]

A troon runs the main perfume counter at the Orlando Neiman Marcus too, but he's more of a ladyboy type. Very aggressive salesperson, not like the female SAs. Like he was selling souvenirs at a tourist trap, not $300 perfumes.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Found this review, whew lad, the response. Definitely a creep.
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So not only is this guy a creepy Uncle Touchy troon, he's also likely a third world immigrant (maybe illegal) who got a free pair of fake tits and an amhole on the taxpayers' dime. If anything can sum up blue states in 1 image, it's this. Denver should be dug up, shipped to California, and then glassed to oblivion.