Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    673
Third World Aristocrat said:
Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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I hate this faggot so much. Cocaine stays in the system for 3 days. Aaron was out of the picture for weeks (>a month?) when the raid happened.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
If we reach 48 hours without a tweet, reply or YouTube clipper comment section, we've reached potential happening territory. This faggot has a pathological need to reply to alogs until 4am.
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It's either Nick's lawyer that he retained said "if you want to get rid of that restraining order, shut the fuck up, retard!" or he's in jail somewhere that isn't kandy yoshi or stern's and not even melton cares enough to find out.
 
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Grok said:

Summary of Feud​


The feud involving Nick Rekieta, Aaron Imholte, and Keanu C. Thompson, documented on Kiwi Farms, spans personal, legal, and online dimensions from 2023 to July 02, 2025. It began with Rekieta’s receipt of a Sonichu medallion in 2023, followed by signs of substance abuse in 2024, culminating in the May 2024 drug raid involving his wife and April Imholte. Imholte’s public fallout and revenge pornography charges in 2024 marked a personal rift, while Thompson’s 2025 arguments with Rekieta added a public rivalry. Kiwi Farms’ “lolcow” focus has driven publicity, with legal proceedings (Rekieta’s plea, Imholte’s trial, the restraining order) reflecting escalating tensions. The exact motivations—personal betrayal, professional jealousy, or harassment—remain speculative, based on their intertwined paths and documented incidents.
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TLDR: Nick and Aaron are gay and crazy. Kiki wants attention.
 
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AnOminous said:
This doesn't mean I'm a good cook though. People hear sous vide and think fancy. It's not that. It's not "oh it's in French so it's complex." It's more "it's push a couple buttons and your meat is now cooked perfectly!"

I love it because even an idiot like me can make a perfect steak without even really trying.

That said, I would never shove a pile of vile slop in someone's face with a vaguely threatening expression while pretending to be an actual dad.
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Nick actually tried to prove he's actually a dad by ramming piles of vomit down the throats of his children.
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As a born and bred southern good ol' boy, I would normally take offense at calling biscuits with sausage gravy "slop." It's an amazing breakfast meal, one my favorites.

Although I doubt Nick's version isn't anything to write home about.
 
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Vibralldo said:
It's either Nick's lawyer that he retained said "if you want to get rid of that restraining order, shut the fuck up, retard!" or he's in jail somewhere that isn't kandy yoshi or stern's and not even melton cares enough to find out.
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Problem for Rekieta is that he immediately breached the HRO like the faggot that he is so he is looking at being able to say he stopped breaching it, not that he never breached it.
Or maybe he's been popped and he's on his cot in a piss soaked cell as we speak.

ETA the thought of this fucking cocksucker maybe being popped and locked up makes my bagels and schmear extra tasty this morning. Do flip Rekieta you fucking lying faggot.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
The most likely explanation is the holiday and Nick is spending quality time with is family….

Bwahahaha who am I kidding he’s on a bender hoping it’ll clear out of his system after the holiday is over.
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Rekieta has never even once spent time with his family like a normal heterosexual male. Probably not ever in his life but never in his recent married life. So this silence and absence is absolutely fucking fantastic and because of his mental illness something he will be desperate to explain and explain away. The spineless he-pussy will lie his withered ass off.
 
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