Culture Lily Allen reveals she used to get pregnant 'all the time' and can't remember how many abortions she's had - Singer to be presented with inaugural Android Raptor Memorial Medal in ceremony next week


Lily Allen revealed that she can’t remember how many abortions she’s had in a candid discussion about her past relationships.

The 'Smile' singer, 40 has been opening up more and more about her life after calling it quits with her Stranger Things actor husband David Harbour, 50, in 2020. She also revealed that she has been around five years sober after dealing with alcohol and drug struggles for a long time.

Allen has spoken a lot about her ex, and she's also previously revealed what their relationship was like in the bedroom.

But now, the mother-of-two is talking about her past, and reproductive health.

On her podcast with best friend Miquita Oliver, called Miss Me?, the singer called her uterus a 'complete disaster area', telling her friend that she would 'get pregnant all the time'.

The duo were talking about contraception, when Lily said: “I just remember I have an IUD [contraceptive coil] now.

“I think I'm on my third, maybe fourth, and I just remember before that, it was a complete disaster area. Yeah, I'd get pregnant all the time all the time.”

That’s when Miquita, 41, shared that she didn’t know if Lily had ever terminated a pregnancy before.

Lily then began to sing her answer in the tune of Frank Sinatra's ‘My Way’, singing: “Abortions I've had a few... but then again... I can't remember exactly how many.”

She added: “I can't remember. I think maybe like, I want to say four or five.”

Shocked, Miquita then revealed her own abortion history, telling her pal: “I've had about five too! Lily I've never... I'm so happy I can say that, and you can say it, and no one came to shoot us down, no judgment. We've had about the same amount of abortions.”

Lily went on to muse over one of her abortion experiences, and how she remembered thinking that it was romantic that the man was paying for the termination.

Miquita agreed that this was romantic, and said that she was ‘excited’ to get her first abortion, as it made her feel like she was a woman.

She went on: “I think as a young woman starting your contraceptive journey, I was quite excited. It meant that I was having sex.”

However, the former TV presenter went on to add that she used to feel embarrassed about her abortions.

“I felt really embarrassed to even say that I had more than one abortion, why the f*** should I be ashamed? I have had a few,” she said.

Lily, who has daughters, Ethel, 13, and Marnie, 11, that she shares with ex-husband Sam Cooper, admitted to being frustrated about having to justify her reasoning for wanting to terminate a pregnancy.

She said: “It actually irritates me, and I’ve said it before on the record. I’ve seen memes going around sometimes, on Instagram from pro-abortion accounts or whatever, whenever this conversation comes up, and suddenly you start seeing people posting things about extraordinary reasons for having an abortion.

“Like: ‘My aunt had a kid that had this disability,’ or whatever, ‘if she went full term it was going to kill her, so we have to.’ It’s like, shut up!”

Lily added: “Just: ‘I don’t want a f***ing baby right now.’ Literally: ‘Don’t want a baby’ is enough reason.”
 
Miquita agreed that this was romantic, and said that she was ‘excited’ to get her first abortion, as it made her feel like she was a woman.
I tend towards pro-choice, not a popular opinion here I know. But shit like this makes my skin crawl. Coupled with the UK helpfully deciding that we should just decriminalise this shit up until the moment of birth shows the sort of monsters we are dealing with.
 
“Like: ‘My aunt had a kid that had this disability,’ or whatever, ‘if she went full term it was going to kill her, so we have to.’ It’s like, shut up!”
That's not a thing. It's 2025. It's not an era where women die from pregnancy and childbirth in the civilized world.

Doctors literally just lie about this so they can get paid
Lily added: “Just: ‘I don’t want a f***ing baby right now.’ Literally: ‘Don’t want a baby’ is enough reason.”
Hold up. If you didn't want a baby, why did you do the thing that's specific purpose is to make them?
 
These are the people who make it hard to oppose someone who holds a completely faith-based argument because they also aren't cavalier about throwing away lives that don't suit them.
I'm going to probably ruffle some feathers here, but if you really want to have unprotected sex with random strangers that badly, at the very least you should consider getting your tubes tied.

You can always get a vasectomy in the case of being a guy, so don't think I'm singling out women here.
 
Literal Eric Cartman behavior.
This is the first thing I thought of reading the headline, so I will go with plan B.
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Lily, who has daughters, Ethel, 13, and Marnie, 11, that she shares with ex-husband Sam Cooper,

Lily added: “Just: ‘I don’t want a f***ing baby right now.’ Literally: ‘Don’t want a baby’ is enough reason.”
JESUS WEPT, someone get those kids away from her yesterday. Because at some point this demonic whore is gonna decide she just "doesn't fucking want them right now" and go full Casey Anthony.

For fuck's sake with all the different options for contraception in the 21st century, there is no fucking excuse to keep getting pregnant and "needing" an abortion. The only reason is it happened that many times is because she fucking enjoyed it. Shit like this is exactly why so many in the pro-life crowd are so vocal about it. Because they realize (and statistics back them up) that the majority of abortions are performed for no other reason than convenience. The whole "safe, legal, rare" argument of Roe v Wade was bullshit from the start.

If you "just don't want a fucking baby right now", get on the pill, get an IUD, get Norplant, make him get a vasectomy, etc. If not, then KEEP YOUR FUCKING LEGS SHUT YOU DISGUSTING SLAG.
 
This is dissociation levels of out of touch with your body and soul.
I'm pro- choice, but disgusted at the UK's latest change to the law, if anything, with medical science the way it is, we should be reducing the abortion term to 22 weeks.
If I was Lily Allen, I couldn't live with myself, I'd always wonder about the five children I didn't have. It would haunt me. They would haunt me, those little people.
That's why, in the age of numerous family planning options, I did the most boring and lame thing you can do and had planned children within the bounds of wedlock.
It's not rock and roll, but I'm not being driven insane by the ghosts of the offspring I murdered.
 
And what if the world decided we don't want a Lily Allen?
We can retrospectively abort her.

Not a fan of her, but a lot of her problems are down to her dad being an alcoholic and druggy.

Most kids of untalented crap 'celebs' are mentally retarded and feel the need to get attention anyway possible. She'd probably drink a pint of elephant diarrhea if she felt she'd gain clout by doing so.

She's Jack Monroe, but with more dosh because 'Daddy was famous'.
 
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Lily, who has daughters, Ethel, 13, and Marnie, 11
those kids came outta the womb with a thousand-yard stare and PTSD

"I was there... Lily Allen's womb, summer of '14. We lost a lotta good fetuses on that one. When I got out they gave me a free nappie and a World's Cutest Baby award, but I never put 'em on. Part of me knows I should've died there too... Hamburger Hole, they called it."
 
In highschool health class we had a guest presentation from a sex clinic person and at one point in the question and answer period she said that most of the abortions were the same women using it as contraception.
She looked quite sad saying that despite being at the school in part to make students aware of abortion.

This story does not surprise me.
 
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