Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The people of Australia]

I thought the normal move for a toddler climbing out of its crib was to buy a child's bed and attach a small barrier on the side so they don't roll out of bed in the night. Since if they're going to be climbing out anyway, they should at least have the opportunity to do it safely and without the risk of taking a tumble from a greater height.

But I've only heard one "my toddler climbed out of the crib" story, so I could be completely off.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"repair the crib." So in other words, they didn't put it together right and fucked it up somehow. Hannah's not big enough to actually climb out.

I wonder if Becky sabotaged the crib somehow. I wouldn't even hypothesize that about pretty much anyone else in the world, but with Becky it seems like it could be on the edge of plausible.

Wait, no, I know what's going on here.

Some cribs have several levels you can put the mattress at, depending on how tall your baby is. Just like everything else in Hannah's life, they're treating her like she's much younger than she is, and probably had it set up at "bassinet" height, where they should have moved it from months ago. Now they're actually putting it at the proper setting. Typically, manufacturers recommend lowering the crib to its lowest mattress height at age 8-10 months. There's a stage for pre-sitting, a stage for pre-standing, and then standing age.

It takes maybe 5-10 minutes to change the height on one of these cribs. "Hours repairing the crib, send dinner." What bullshit. Not "repairing," "adjusting to the level we should have adjusted it to 10 months ago." Becky didn't want to bend down to pick up her kid, though, so it stayed up at the higher height.

 

[proteus4994]

If they’d gotten a normal 30 year mortgage and actually put any work into the house, they could make about 25-30% more than they bought it for, because they bought their house around the same time we did and I’ve been watching the housing prices.

But that 50 year mortgage means they’ll be lucky to make anything on their house, and that’d not even counting the inevitable expense of getting it sale ready, which in a normal place wouldn’t be too bad but in a house where the primary caretaker smokes weed and tweets while her daughter draws on the walls is probably going to be more expensive than it should be.

The house sale is going to be a hilarious shitshow.

Edit: Responding to the above poster, that is absolutely the right thing to do when your kid is too big for the crib, you move them to an enclosed child bed, where one of the sides lowers. Then when they get older, you detach that side and the one on the opposite side, and use it as a normal bed.

 

[ZeroCool129]

I'm kinda chuckling that Daniel did this almost on the fourth of July...happy Independence Day,, Danny!

 

[Tanner Glass]

"repair the crib." So in other words, they didn't put it together right and fucked it up somehow. Hannah's not big enough to actually climb out.

Repairing the crib might just be Becky poorly describing re-configuring the crib.

A lot of modern cribs are "multi cribs" - that can be turned from a crib into a toddler bed with rails (and then later a small bed with no rails for when they're even older).

 

[Sigmahat]

The kid doesn't have a flat head because Becky wants her mobile. Becky's probably seething with rage right now that putting her kid in a dog crate is gonna get the cops called on her now that Daniel wants revenge. Not like he gave a fuck about keeping Hannah from getting flathead in the first place, but any easy ammunition Becky hands him, he's gonna use.

What horrors await Becky next? She might have to... childproof!

 

[Temperance]

Wait, no, I know what's going on here.

Some cribs have several levels you can put the mattress at, depending on how tall your baby is. Just like everything else in Hannah's life, they're treating her like she's much younger than she is, and probably had it set up at "bassinet" height, where they should have moved it from months ago. Now they're actually putting it at the proper setting. Typically, manufacturers recommend lowering the crib to its lowest mattress height at age 8-10 months. There's a stage for pre-sitting, a stage for pre-standing, and then standing age.

It takes maybe 5-10 minutes to change the height on one of these cribs. "Hours repairing the crib, send dinner." What bullshit. Not "repairing," "adjusting to the level we should have adjusted it to 10 months ago." Becky didn't want to bend down to pick up her kid, though, so it stayed up at the higher height.

Repairing the crib might just be Becky poorly describing re-configuring the crib.

A lot of modern cribs are "multi cribs" - that can be turned from a crib into a toddler bed with rails (and then later a small bed with no rails for when they're even older).

I think you guys are right. We have a picture of the crib here:

Google image search results:

Knowing how lazy & inept they are, Becky and the cucks might have never adjusted it as Hannah grew older.

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Unrelated, but Becky is interested in a couple more Fetlife events:


And her e-begging post has been up for over 4 hours, but it hasn't received even a single like or comment.


New retweet of a polyamorous person trying to smugly/ironically mock monogamy. Absolutely zero self-awareness for Becky to retweet this.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

When Becky says 'Daniel took EVERYTHING from me' she is thinking of her 10K bsky account and maybe an extra trip to Disneyland.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She deleted the begging post in favor of this:



So she watched Hah-nuh do this and just sat on her fat ass. Also, who puts the "lid" down for a nap at 5PM?

 

[Wargarbl]

She deleted the begging post in favor of this:

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So she watched Hah-nuh do this and just sat on her fat ass. Also, who puts the "lid" down for a nap at 5PM?

Two thoughts:
1) Absolutely nailed it on her social media situation. Feelsgoodman.
2) Fatty deserves blame for leaving the crib mattress at max height for her own convenience for waaaay too long. However, a kid tossing out stuffies does not immediately signal a jump from the crib, unless it has happened before. Becky still deserves to be shit on for not doing a 5 minute task that would at least make it harder for the kid to divebomb out of bed.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's entering a whole new part of the toddler era, where they have a mind of their own and want to go places and do what they want to do, not what you want them to do. Becky thought of a baby as something you set down somewhere and do your stuff then come back to it later. Newborns are kind of like this. But toddlers are very much not.

I'm still actually shocked that this didn't happen earlier with the crib not adjusted to its lowest height. I'm waiting for Hahnuh to be able to climb out with the minimum height in place, at which point Becky will declare that Hahnuh's autism means she needs one of those larger-size cage beds parents of superautists use to ensure the kid doesn't get hurt or tear up the property when they wake up from their nap. This kid is going to be confined as long as possible.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

She deleted the begging post in favor of this:

Becky must have been sooooo embarrassed when not a sinlge person bothered to Door Dash her pork and lobster. It must have been like a slap to the face to go from her glory days on Twitter getting free food at the snap of her fingers to getting crickets and tumbleweeds.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I cosign this only because it would be peak hilarity for 5 foot Ellen Page with her implanted "muscles" to try and be Indy. My god. I'd die laughing.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky must have been sooooo embarrassed when not a sinlge person bothered to Door Dash her pork and lobster. It must have been like a slap to the face to go from her glory days on Twitter getting free food at the snap of her fingers to getting crickets and tumbleweeds.

She keeps way overestimating her market value lol. Everyone is aware “buy us dinner” means her and an entire cuck collective of grown men. If she was hot someone might want to flex on the cucks but lol I don’t blame her for deleting that embarrassment.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I cosign this only because it would be peak hilarity for 5 foot Ellen Page with her implanted "muscles" to try and be Indy. My god. I'd die laughing.
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This reads heavily as if she is taking the piss out of Ellen Page with this comment . But she's not. Lol

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

I cosign this only because it would be peak hilarity for 5 foot Ellen Page with her implanted "muscles" to try and be Indy. My god. I'd die laughing.
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Troy Baker is the correct answer. Modern action/adventure movies are 90% CGI anyway, so go full cartoon with it and let him voice the character for a few decades.

Also, Becky is dumb and stupid and an idiot and definitely a moron. Had to keep things on topic.

 

[Kheapathic]

Every time I see Jackson, I feel like he's grandpa. Whether it's the recent Disney Land photos or that crib photo. Dude just has some unlucky physiology and comes off like grandpa wanting to help his daughter and grand-daughter.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

So she watched Hah-nuh do this and just sat on her fat ass. Also, who puts the "lid" down for a nap at 5PM?

I'm now reminded of the couple in the Nap-Time Spray skit, where they hose their baby down in chloroform and brag about keeping it in a shoebox.

Becky would definitely dope up Hannah and store it some lidded container as long as it meant more free time to smoke weed or sit on strange dick uninterrupted.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky would definitely dope up Hannah and store it some lidded container as long as it meant more free time to smoke weed or sit on strange dick uninterrupted.

I mean, it's been done.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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This bitch will use ANYTHING as an excuse to e-beg.

Also why was Hannuh being left alone in her crib at 5pm??

What in the absolute fuck is this nonsense.
5 adults in the house, 2 biological parents and 1 pretend one
And still they cannot cobble together one functional parent for this doomed fucking child.
But please do buy us dinner.