Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Lilacs On Fire said:
She didn't have to deal with nearly as much because her fucking love bomber and his friends are so eager to suck her dry for money they walk her through it

But yeah those airplane ride are probably horrendous
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Imagine the poor fuck stuck next to her in basic economy. The flab leaking over the armrest. The tuna smell emanating from the chemical smelling cheap hijab. The annoying cackles.
 
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Itchy Hemorrhoids said:
Imagine the poor fuck stuck next to her in basic economy. The flab leaking over the armrest. The tuna smell emanating from the chemical smelling cheap hijab.
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Planes used to fly half full but those days are long gone. I'm sure they stuff her in the least offensive place possible but she has a ticket and she is riding. She must be wedged into a corner with a shoe horn. She wears diapers so no toilet is necessary. DVT? Lol. She isn't going to be walking around to avoid that.

I can just hear her nervous, "tee hee" ing with each new thing she runs up against but doesn't know what to do about. Must suck to be so stupid that you know shit is sketchy but aren't able to identify why or what and choose to decide instead that it's butterflies for an exciting adventure. That's (one of the many things) what puts her in the negative column for a real traveler.
 
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catbyte said:
Hectic Llama brings more receipts to prove that all Cutie's knowledge of Syria comes from YT travel vlogs. She parrots them almost word for word.

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This one wasn't anything special but does compel me to say that I really respect Llama's receipt-bringing abilities in general and pray Allah does not see fit to make them go the way of every other reactor who starts out strong and eventually turns cow themselves. 'Tis the curse of Gorl World it seems. Go figure, gossiping about a fat BPD hog eating herself to death as a hobby—or worse, a "job"—tends to attract a certain type of person.

You can tell they actually hunt for deep cuts rather than how most reactors do it: loot talking points and clips from us like niggers in a San Francisco Walgreens without so much as a single credit to the farmers doing all the work.
 
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ButterMyMuffin said:
I know it's been discussed many times before, but the "Window Ice Cream Diet" Chantal learned from Smee as a child is one of the best Gunt moments of all time.

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The diet advice for anyone new or happened to miss it in real time: Order a McDonald's ice cream cone at the drive-thru and then throw at least half of the ice cream out the window with your paw in the McDonald's' parking lot. I'm not kidding.

Every time I start to feel bad for Smee, I remember this. And I 100% believe Smee said this to a young Chantal.

The retardation runs deep in the Cornt and Funcle family.
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krazy orange cat said:
WINDOW ICE CREAM OR RIOT 2025! This should definitely be included in Chantal's Greatest Hits.
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GET THEE TO A MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU, CHANTAL.
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I showed my husband this moment, and now he's angry at me. He didn't understand what I meant by explaining the, "throw away half of it" part, and now he does... And he's mad at her just wasting food like that.

Where did Smee even get this as doyet advice lmfao
 
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Overwritten Tapes said:
I doubt that retarded fat bitch gives half a fuck about her cat. I might be wrong and I hope that I am, but her track record shows she only cares about herself. She should be legally banned from owning pets.
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She said to Salad something along the lines of…
“<giggle giggle giggle> Did Julia watch the missiles with you, dahdah?”

Doesn’t reek to me of someone who possesses any maternal instincts toward the cat she supposedly cannot live without.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Where did Smee even get this as doyet advice lmfao
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Considering that we’re talking about what could be described as Canadian white trash, who knows?

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She said to Salad something along the lines of…
“<giggle giggle giggle> Did Julia watch the missiles with you, dahdah?”

Doesn’t reek to me of someone who possesses any maternal instincts toward the cat she supposedly cannot live without.
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I really hate that cat mom voice she does. It’s either Eric Cartman or a fat babushka cooing over her little dumpling. There’s no in between.
 
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catbyte said:
Hectic Llama brings more receipts to prove that all Cutie's knowledge of Syria comes from YT travel vlogs. She parrots them almost word for word.

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Imagine that, the people of Syria are friendly and welcoming. They want people to visit...why? Because tourist bring MONEY.

I see a theme here and it all started with a $9,000 CAD.
 
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Solo traveling is a hobby I occasionally do, so I went onto my Instagram account to do some digging since my algorithm there is fully optimized for travel content. All of these videos were posted from March to June of this year. Notice how almost all the recent travelers to Syria are 'athletic' men who seem well-versed on traveling internationally?

I love how the food in post-Assad Syria is still cleaner than in India.

Oh my science, the nu-Syrian people are so heckin' kind and generous post-Assad!

I'm not sure if these videos are indicative of how "safe" nu-Syria is or this is just al-Jolani propaganda meant to make the current regime look good.
 
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File this under the greatest Don’t Fuck With Cats Ever it’s a fucking masterpiece and karmic delight I’m so excited about it popcorn popping

Couldn’t have happened to better people I love that situation type deal for them and dank fupa can make more cartoons out of it and Chantal is the queen of gorl world lol the queen is in check and it’s gonna be check mate soon and it’d riviting somebody needs to go to Netflix and make a documentary about it, and get rich

lol ai was telling me about Cuba beeze and the Sam’s bar lounge and the poop fiasco the other day I was curious to see what it knew about foodie beauty I was using copilot from microsoft which I love omg ladies these are the times this is like Rome and the lions den and we have been here for it
 
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The Queen of Autists said:
File this under the greatest Don’t Fuck With Cats Ever it’s a fucking masterpiece and karmic delight I’m so excited about it popcorn popping

Couldn’t have happened to better people I love that situation type deal for them and dank fupa can make more cartoons out of it and Chantal is the queen of gorl world lol the queen is in check and it’s gonna be check mate soon and it’d riviting somebody needs to go to Netflix and make a documentary about it, and get rich

lol ai was telling me about Cuba beeze and the Sam’s bar lounge and the poop fiasco the other day I was curious to see what it knew about foodie beauty I was using copilot from microsoft which I love omg ladies these are the times this is like Rome and the lions den and we have been here for it
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Moist Meat Curtains said:
Unrelated; I wonder how they treat infected boils in those parts?
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Good point, how is Chins going to deal with medical issues? Give me all the puzzle pieces, I don't care. It's a one in a million call but I want to put it to paper, as it were, to be able to read this post back on the tiny offhand chance I can see the future:

Diabetes (usually or at least often) causes extreme thirst. Chinny is going to be guzzling soda if she can get her hands on it but she's also already talked about having to pay a goddamn water seller cash on hand for whatever the fuck they're drinking. Gods above witness me, she's gonna get a bad batch of water combined with a violent thirst that cannot be slaked and basically inhale an unholy fuckload of something violated by bacteria and/or viruses.

Then she's going to have the motherload of all pants-shitting-events. Our Fat Qween may one day spectacularly fall to dehydration as she expels explosive amounts of water from her behind, following it up with more infected water, which only dooms the cycle. Dehydration will trigger a diabetic coma, et finis.

Gimme my thunks and garbage cans, I'll wager them all.
 
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