UN Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

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Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France​

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials. But what began as a street-level panic transformed into an international propaganda scheme when pro-Russian media blamed France for orchestrating supernatural genital theft.

The panic was real enough. In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake. In Bangui, the capital, crowds attacked alleged "penis thieves" until local chiefs intervened. The incidents grew so concerning that the government's spokesman had to publicly deny any confirmed cases of vanishing organs.

Russia's propaganda machine saw an opportunity. As Moscow works to replace French influence in its former African colonies, Russian operatives crafted a bizarre story: French intelligence services were stealing African men's genitals to combat European fertility decline. The Malian news site Bamada.net, known for spreading pro-Russian content, claimed Emmanuel Macron had personally approved a secret program called "Repopulation" that flew stolen organs to "secret bunkers in Versailles."


As Books & Ideas reports, this was classic Russian disinformation targeting two key countries in Russia's new African sphere: Mali, where a 2021 coup brought in pro-Russian leadership, and the Central African Republic, where Russian mercenaries have operated since 2018. The goal? Inflame existing anti-French sentiment to push these nations further into Moscow's orbit.

The operation failed spectacularly. Fact-checkers exposed the fake "expert" behind the story, and Bamada.net retracted it after just ten days. On social media, only 16% of commenters expressed belief, while most responded with skepticism or mockery.

"Even if a rumor can be used to manufacture fake news, it's much more difficult to transform fake news into a rumor," writes Julien Bonhomme in Books & Ideas.
 
Dont relax boyos.

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It boggles my mind how fucking stupid and backwards the entire continent of Africa is. I mean yeah they've been and continue to be exploited to shit by the west and China, but by now they have plenty of access to the internet. Hell, some countries even make their living off internet bullshittery. How they haven't taken a break from killing each other to realize the value of their resources and demand a fair trade, let alone evolved past rituals and crazy shit like eating albinos to cure AIDS and thinking magical handshakes can steal your cock is beyond me.
 
the time the CIA tricking filipino commies with fake vampire attacks during the cold war
please tell us all more about this
In the Philippines in the 1950s the CIA was fighting the Huks, they spread rumours that evil men would be attacked by a local aswang or 'vampire'. They then punctured holes in the corpse of a Huk and drained all the blood from his body before leaving the body to be discovered on a road.
 
This is one of those stories that is so bizarre you are left thinking "this can't be real". But then you remember it's Africa. Expect the unexpectable!
I guess it really is all muh dik in the end.
 
The Central African Republic is another landlocked shithole only ever of note because of an insane African crowning himself an Emperor in the 1970s:
Say what you want about his ability to rule but I find his napoleon larping somewhat charming.
Western (or Russian) Intelligence agencies like to mess with third worlders to get shit done (see: the time the CIA tricking filipino commies with fake vampire attacks during the cold war)
The spooking the flips one only worked because the guy who planned the operation was a big enthusiast of Phillipino culture and he joined the organization before it was renamed to the CIA. The only fucking effective spook those drooling Ivy League retards ever had, and completely by accident.
 
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