Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tread Miller]

What did @Claudio Hernández Castañeda mean by this?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Again, stop using @Sparkletor 2.0's mommy as inspiration! That's not nice! Unless...

Do you happen to speak from experience?

More wishful thinking on your part. Just remember, it's your mother who sucks dicks for pesos and pretends its just "dancing". The crippling illness and anger is just

Learning you were murdered would make my day, honestly.

Coming from a low IQ midwit, I'll take that as a compliment

You just outed yourself as non white. Not me.

I just want you to prove my race and nationality. You seem to be so certain after all and totally not sperging.

Lol, lmao even.

What's the matter newfag? Can't win your own Internet arguments so you come to KiwiFarms of all places to ask for help? Shameful, fatherless behavior

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Well if you have some animosity towards your own blood,

I won't tell you why. He will pay his debts when he dies with God.

It truly makes me wonder if the reason why you never got ahead in life was because you were too busy raping cats and jacking off to cub porn.

Lying won't unrape your totally real girlfriend, buddy.

Completely unprompted.

Nope. Wrong.

Woah really? Damn, I had no clue. When I pray do I pray to the SOOOYENCE then?

>He confirmed it
Mfw he's not getting to heaven.

Catholics are a sect of Christianity, retard.

>Sect
100% atheist, confirmed.

Lemme guess, it's for the same reason Coby is!

Yeah, hop the border Claudio. I’d love to call ICE on you.

Pussyyyyyy. You, being a pussy, goes well with your twink aesthetic. Just eat less and you'll look perfect.

More wishful thinking on your part. Just remember, it's my mother who sucks dicks for pesos and pretends its just "dancing".

Are you talking a lot your own mom now?

Give me my edit powers NOW.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My father called today. My files have all been recovered.

So you bitch about your dad all day on Kiwifarms but the second you need something you go running back to him. I wonder why that is. True faggot behavior.

Yes. You have blood on your hands.

Enjoy sleeping tonight.

I'll be honest. I have trouble sleeping at night. I think about all the horrible atrocities my country has done to Mexico and it keeps me up, thoughts racing in my mind. "We didn't kill enough Mexicans. We can never kill enough Mexicans." It's truly a curse.

I mean, Mexico wouldn't be third workd if it weren't for your country sabotaging it a lot of times. Teehee

Just like how you wouldn't be an enormous faggot and cat rapist if the bullies in elementary school didn't sabotage your math homework? Or how you wouldn't be a crippled waste of flesh if your father didn't sabotage your mother's womb? I suppose it's easier to blame others for your faults than to be a man.

You mean the spoiled shithead?

You would be spoiled too if your mother didn't have to spend all her pesos on your medical expenses.

Yeah. I would love to. That way I have a legal reason for [you know what]!

By [you know what] I assume you mean [cry and do nothing]

 

[Goycast Guy]

I won't tell you why. He will pay his debts when he dies with God.

That’s not very Christian of you.

Lying won't unrape your totally real girlfriend, buddy.

bringing up rape again unprompted.

Mfw I’m not getting to heaven.

I don’t think unapologetic cat rapists go to heaven.

100% atheist, confirmed.

Spic has never heard of orthodoxy or Protestantism. Sad.

Pussyyyyyy. You, being a pussy, goes well with your twink aesthetic. Just eat less and you'll look perfect.

Once again calling me a twink unprompted.

Give me my edit powers NOW.

Seethe.

 

[CallmeCicada]

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What did @Claudio Hernández Castañeda mean by this?

Black people are, dogs, yah!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

So you bitch about your dad all day on Kiwifarms but the second you need something you go running back to him. I wonder why that is. True faggot behavior.

He is the one paying the bills (Inb4 retards say CHAD)

I gotta get my compensation money from him, somehow! That also means him doing stuff for me. HAH!

I'll be honest. I have trouble sleeping at night. I think about all the horrible atrocities my country has done to Mexico and it keeps me up, thoughts racing in my mind. "We didn't kill enough Mexicans. We can never kill enough Mexicans." It's truly a curse.

"They still believe they are the good guys."

Just like how you wouldn't be an enormous faggot and cat rapist if the bullies in elementary school didn't sabotage your math homework?

Making shit up again!

Or how you wouldn't be a crippled waste of flesh if your father didn't sabotage your mother's womb?

You would be spoiled too if your mother didn't have to spend all her pesos on your medical expenses.

Translation: I want you to die, Claudio! I'm totally a good guy though.

That’s not very Christian of you.

Are you saying God doesn't judge people when they die in order to check if they can go to Heaven?

The fuck?

bringing up rape again unprompted.

X

I don’t think unapologetic cat rapists go to heaven.

I still haven't seen receipts of such rape ever happening. Go again?

Spic has never heard of LARPers or Gnostic Paganism.

Ftfy

Sad.

I know you are.

Once again calling me a twink unprompted.

Your body calls for such names. Therefore, prompted.

Seethe.

Dilate

 

[Man In A Dress]

I'm a retarded faggot because my whore mother accidentally dropped a burrito in my neck tube and the lack of oxygen made me permanently slow in the mind.

That's tragic Claudio. I'll pray for you.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm tragic Claudio. Pray for me.

Let me think about it.

My agenda is full, ask another day.

 

[NoxTuk]

Mfw he's not getting to heaven.

You're a zoophile, rapist and a fag. You're not getting into heaven either, man.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Translation: I want you to die, Claudio! I'm totally a good guy though.

Learning you were murdered would make my day, honestly.

Can you think of anything else beyond "I want you to die" ?

He is the one paying the bills (Inb4 retards say CHAD)

I gotta get my compensation money from him, somehow! That also means him doing stuff for me. HAH!

Claudio The Beggar does not have the luxury of choice. You should be grateful your father allows you to latch onto him like a parasite.

Let me think about it.

My agenda is full, ask another day.

Jerking it to cub porn and cat rape is a full time job.

 

[Tread Miller]

My agenda is full, ask another day.

Yeah, sorry @Man In A Dress; I think you'll have to wait until next week for Claudio's schedule to clear up:

 

[Goycast Guy]

That also means him doing stuff for me.

If only your poor father knew what a piece of shit you are.

I want you to die, Claudio!

here’s hoping the trachea tube malfunctions.

Are you saying God doesn't judge people when they die in order to check if they can go to Heaven?

The fuck?

God also says that humans can’t judge where other people go. When you say “he’ll pay his debts when he goes to God” that’s an absolute statement of fact. That’s not very Christian of you.

I still haven't seen receipts of such rape ever happening. Go again?

Your body calls for such names. Therefore, prompted.

Why are you talking about my body now? God, you’re such a creepy fuck.

Dilate

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Place your bets which will be the first lie:
1. HE'S A PERVERT CUZ SOMETHING SOMETHING 2016!!! (Seems familiar to my case... hmmm)

Wait Claus I'm confused. I thought you didn't like Ruben Sim because, and I quote:
"

anyone with a brain knows @Ruben Sim is a closeted furry. How else did he get so much Intel from the inside? How does he know shit like Bad Dragon?

I know, I haven't seen him post them. Looks like a @Ruben Sim orbiter doesn't actually care about children's safety, SHOCKER.

"

 

[Man In A Dress]

Yeah, sorry @Man In A Dress; I think you'll have to wait until next week for Claudio's schedule to clear up:
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Oh, I think I understand why he's so mad then. Winning here on KiwiFarms must be taking up precious time that could be spent being a pedophile coomer.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Lying won't unrape your totally real girlfriend, buddy.

Posting on Kiwi Farms won't unrape that cat, buddy.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I won't tell you why. He will pay his debts when he dies with God.

Lying won't unrape your totally real girlfriend, buddy.

Nope. Wrong.

>He confirmed it
Mfw he's not getting to heaven.



>Sect
100% atheist, confirmed.

Lemme guess, it's for the same reason Coby is!

Pussyyyyyy. You, being a pussy, goes well with your twink aesthetic. Just eat less and you'll look perfect.

Are you talking a lot your own mom now?

Give me my edit powers NOW.

Why can’t you learn to not double post? I am left to believe that it’s because Claudio is a literal retard.

Let me think about it.

My agenda is full, ask another day.

Is your agenda full of raping cats? Or is your agenda full of posting on kiwifarms all day?

 

[Sludgeholden]

Let me think about it.

My agenda is full, ask another day.

I'm new to your escapades, and just got done reading the first page of your thread. All I can ask you is one question: what does this accomplish? All this crashing out and shit. What do you gain from it? Because whatever you think you are, you aren't. You wouldn't be in this situation if you had both an ounce knowledge of when to stop talking and the common sense to... Who the fuck am I kidding? Fuck your cat-raping furry degenerate ass. Dig yourself a hole on here. Become the Hispanic Alex Hogenthorp. Say whatever you want to us. It'll only come to bite you in the ass in the end.

Also, your dad's a Chad putting up with your retarded ass.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fuckin hell Claudio can you please stop winning the Mexican-American war 2025 edition in your mind for a bit? You are constantly spamming my feed queue and I'm getting spicnigger fatigue keeping up with the non stop shitflinging going on.

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

Give me my edit powers NOW.

Nah, I don't think Null will. :3 Enjoy being a lolcow though.