Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

He's only opening cards because he's a trend chaser. He saw that Deep Pocket Monster was getting a lot of views on his Pokemon card videos, so Gabe stole his whole thing (including his intro) for an easy source of views and money (despite the fact he still can't earn any money from TikTok).
So he actually stoled the intro? It's so lame I thought he himself made it up, but it's on track of Nova's super laziness.

Nova ripping someone's intro this shamelessly is no bueno. You should be called out for it more often, thank God you receive no money and only wasting your precious money on it.

As for the ongoing debate about "phonebooking" or "doing journalism", the girl wasn't an alog and probably not a ween either, "doing journalism" on her was unnecessary in my honest opinion. I recall no such thing from other threads where fellow kiwis "phonebooked" people who took pictures with one of the cows, although I don't follow that much.
If you want to debate on this further I suggest to make a dedicated thread about it and don't shit up this thread no more. 🙏
Nor Elijah, nor the girl is the person of interest here, don't get too upset with the weens.
I expect more of this kind of thing happening during the summer.
 
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If you want to debate on this further I suggest to make dedicated thread about it and don't shit up the thread no more. 🙏
Nor Elijah, nor the girl is the person of interest here, don't get too upset with the weens.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. I propose we all collectively castrate anyone who mentions Elijah this post onwards, it’s a legitimately retarded debate and we’ve officially hit the point of debating the debate, and we’re hitting full circlejerk

Edit: not to mention, talking about him encourages more weening and just perpetuates thread-shittery.

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You should be called out for it more often, thank God you receive no money and only wasting your precious money on it.
Just wait until he opens some massive win. Someone should document all of his openings and calculate a gross profit (loss) :geek:
 
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Couldn’t have said it better myself. I propose we all collectively castrate anyone who mentions Elijah this post onwards, it’s a legitimately retarded debate and we’ve officially hit the point of debating the debate, and we’re hitting full circlejerk

Edit: not to mention, talking about him encourages more weening and just perpetuates thread-shittery.

In the interest of forgetting he who shall not be named:

Just wait until he opens some massive win. Someone should document all of his openings and calculate a gross profit (loss) :geek:
Wouldn't even matter if he hit big on every pack he opened. Everything he touches ends up in the heap, never to be seen again. (unless he shovels again)
 
Wouldn't even matter if he hit big on every pack he opened. Everything he touches ends up in the heap, never to be seen again. (unless he shovels again)
FOR SALE: CHARIZARD EX SHADOW FOIL (Near Mint) (Lightly Shoveled) (Lightly Shat)

There honestly needs to be a thread about TikTok weens or weens in general so this thread doesn’t get shit up more than it needs to anymore.
CASTRATED.
 
hot take but why are zoomers treating Nova like he is some quirky underground tiktok artist and not like the pedo he is? not to sound old, but in my times, if you saw those people you'd, at best, avert your eyes with disgust, not take a picture with them to jerk their ego even more. it's like those fags constantly interacting with Larson
Same reason why Chris Chan makes an absurd amount of money for his toddler scribbles and got approached by "fans" at bronycon. People are retarded and think they can get a little bit of clout by being a neghole pozzer.
 
Just checked his recent TikTok videos, this one snapshot had me:
nova-derp.webp
 
hot take but why are zoomers treating Nova like he is some quirky underground tiktok artist and not like the pedo he is? not to sound old, but in my times, if you saw those people you'd, at best, avert your eyes with disgust, not take a picture with them to jerk their ego even more. it's like those fags constantly interacting with Larson
The best answer I could give is that we just didn’t grow up looking at lolcows for the most part. Growing up, people like CWC,Nick Bates, King Cobra, etc were not something we saw on the Internet growing up because we were little kids. As we’ve gotten older and our personalities and interests have developed, we learn about those people and see how strange they are. We hear about people like “The man in the Pickle Suit” or “Clyde Cash” and how they’re legendary but never about who ALOG is or how much people would get crapped on for calling Chris’ house and scream “JULAY”. They think there aren’t rules to herding lolcows and that they can be let rampant while also pulling on the tail. They didn’t grow up learning the rules of the internet and if they did like I was, than they would probably be on Kiwifarms typing up a retarded comment explaining why GenZ people love cow touching and then are shocked when they’re associated with the cow.
 
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